CNN; "Allen. A devout church and family man."

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Then why the hell is he stealing shit?

Oh yeah. He's a Republican. God told him to.

WTF is it with CNN painting him like that?

[blue cat]

1. Here we go again.

Something for the red-staters to sink their teth into.

[maxsolomon]

2. by their owners ye shall know them

who does time/warner want as president? a republican.

[Eric J in MN]

3. Devoted to cheating stores, and

God only knows doing what to the public.

[NoodleyAppendage]

4. I predict. ALLEN IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST THREAT IN 2008.

I wouldn't shed a bit of a tear if he stepped out in front of a bus. I firmly believe that Allen is the biggest threat in 2008. He's a former football player and raging conservative...a potent combination to attract the dumbass Southern male voter.

J

[ourbluenation]

7. I believe you are 100% correct. McCain will be toast in the primaries. eom

[AlamoDemoc]

21. McCain is toast, regarless...the Repug mullah leaders don't like him

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. Wait.

Am I missing something? I thought this fellow was black and accused of a felony. Have I got it mixed up?

[NoodleyAppendage]

10. George Allen is NOT black. He couldn't be any whiter.

He's a MASSIVE ASSHOLE, but he's a former jock and imposing in size. This will be enough to convince dumbass Repuke males to support him and dumbass Repuke females that he will protect them.

J

[leftchick]

13. Claude Allen the fundie repuke Target thief!

who happens to be black. That is who the OP is refering to.

[NoodleyAppendage]

15. Whoops! My bad. Two Repuke Assholes named "Allen".

nevermind...

j

[TallahasseeGrannie]

19. It's just too much to keep up with, you know?

[MidwestTransplant]

14. There are 2 Allen's

One Republican Sen. from VA who will be running for Pres. and likely win the nom. and the other is the guy busted stealing.

Thief just busted


vs.
Thief not busted yet

[NoodleyAppendage]

16. Ugh! That "white" Allen photo is horrible!!!!!! What a dorky jock!

That's a photo of a closet racist if I've ever seen one.

J

[izzybeans]

22. dorkback mountain candidate.

Is this his head shot for his Napoleon Dynamite audition?

[MidwestTransplant]

26. That is AWESOME. If he gets the nod that would be the best

parody!

[brook]

12. Wrong Allen. n/t

[TallahasseeGrannie]

18. Okay, so if I have this right

the OP is talking about the black fellow who stole from Target, and you are talking about the politician.

When you say 2008, you believe he could get the Republican nomination? I've never heard of him before.

[Generic Other]

5. He's sociopathic criminal and a hypocrite to boot

If he's a devout Christian and family man, I'm a millionaire's uncle.

[ourbluenation]

6. can anyone name me one politician who ISN'T a person of faith and a family

person?

Why does CNN feel the need to point this out about Allen? Oh right - cuz he's rethuglican.

[HockeyMom]

9. I am at the point where I will vote for an ATHEIST

just BECAUSE they are an atheist and we won't have to endure faith based this and faith based that.

No, I am not an atheist either.

[leftchick]

11. he is a Gawd fearing man!

who happens to steal, please forgive him!

[Canuckistanian]

17. I naturally run away from people like that

Sorry, but as a group I find Christians to be reprehensible, judgemental, dishonest backstabbers. The more devout, the worse they get.

And I used to be one (briefly).

[yankeedem]

20. Isn't he the one with the Confederate flag

flying in his house? Didn't he have a noose in his office? Granted, that plays well with the Republican base, but moderates and anyone else with a brain will run from him.

A devoute Christian. Riggggght.

[Ian David]

23. Jesus told his Apostles to steal a mule. n/t

[ladjf]

24. and he's a phoney creep.

[malaise]

25. I'd love to see a poster

with all these Rethug thieves and a Thou Shalt not steal

[kestrel91316]

27. Silly Tom. Stealing is only a crime if you're a Democrat.

[CAG]

28. CNN: Kerry. A catholic who TURNED against catholic teaching.

(on one or two issues):sarcasm:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

29. Aren't most of the dudes on Death Row devout too?