What do famous Republicans think of all this criminal Bushit?

[Hubert Flottz]

President Bush's Falling Poll Numbers

By Boxcar Pud Acuff, Country Music Singer
Mar 11, 2006, 20:14

Now, I ain’t never been the type that is good at cypherin’ numbers. You
know, adding, subtracting, dividing, multiplying, cross-multiplying
and cross-dressing. Shoot, don’t get me wrong, I can figure simple
stuff pretty good, but I reckon when it gets to that “new math” I ain’t
worth a plugged nickel. That there “new math” is just for
them long-haired, hippy-dippy, liberal smarties. President Bush
once said that Al Gore was using “new math” when Al told him
that his budget numbers don’t add up. I reckon President Bush and me have a lot in common.

Here lately, every time a feller turns on the television he hears
that President Bush’s Poll numbers are a falling. I reckon that
if them Poll numbers were a fallin’ as fast as them liberal media
fellers say they are, poor old President Bush ain’t got 30 cents
worth of the American public. But, you know them liberal media
fellers - shoot, I do and I ain’t got no need for them - they are all
out there a askin’ this question or that question. They’re just
a bunch of “Nosey Nates” if you ask me.

You take that huntin’ accident of Vice President Dick Cheney’s
down there in Texas on that there ranch. Lord have mercy, you
would have thought, by the way the liberal media fellers told it,
that V.P. Dick shot that Harry feller on purpose! It was just one
of them things that happen when you’re out a huntin’. Lordy be,
down home there was always somebody a gettin’ shot when
huntin’.

Me and granddaddy Steamboat Acuff, little brother Cornbread
Acuff, and Dude Watson were out a shootin’ skeet, a havin’ fun,
drinkin’ beer, and just havin’ a good old time, when it happened. MORE...

http://www.republicanpress.com/artman/publish/article_13.shtml

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It's BACK! Republican Press...IS BACKKK!!1!1!11 Boxcar Pud Acuff, Kathleen Kuntly, Colonel Morton T. Morton, Claymore D. Liddy, Thomas Lee Watts, Vic The Vulture, Brother Merv Kilgore, I. Fester Auspice and H. Robert Hoover, to name but a few. Worried about what they're saying about us at Freak Republic? Worried about what Rush and Ann the Man are saying, 'bout you and me? Well here is your chance to see what REAL republicans think about EVERYTHING! WARNING...Not for the faint of heart!

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Dann can't hold a candle to this doll!

Democrats Cry Over Casualties

By Kathleen Kuntly, GOP Media Diva
Feb 12, 2006, 13:12

The Democrats just keep crying over the casualties. What makes this party of queers, bull dykes, baby-killers and pot smokers so sensitive? I am a woman, a conservative woman of morals and values, but I haven't cried since 1993 when that womanizer Bill Clinton brought his long, bent pecker into the White House!

O.K., yeah I have cried since then, but that was when my 12 horsepower vibrator's engine blew a head gasket! I was without that bad boy of buzz that puts a rumble in my jungle for nearly two weeks! Sure, I cried like a commie liberal those two weeks! I will admit to these break downs of my mortal spirits, or should I say, my moments of compassionate conservatism. MORE...

http://www.republicanpress.com/artman/publish/article_8.shtml

Wanna' know what a real GOPer LADY thinks?

[NoGOP]

2. Seriously, Is this real?

Or is that site like the Onion? I've never seen it before. Her last name really makes me question it.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I think so!

As Reel as it gets!

Edit..."Her last name really makes me question it" That was what I thought when I heard everyone talking about "Mike Hunt", but then I found out that he really was a Sheriff in South Carolina! Go Figure! I guess some folks just have strange names!!!!

[NoGOP]

4. If it is real.......

that's freakin' scary! She needs professional help!

[Hubert Flottz]

5. If she is still a republican, I guess that kind of speaks for it's self!

As far as the NUTS part goes! Yes they are nuta and they not only could hurt someone, but they hurt people EVERY DAY...even babies!