Rummy: "I don't think it'll look like-ahh- the United States's civil war."

[deadparrot]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/03/14.html#a7525

[chelsea0011]

1. Bouncing cannon balls are obsolete?

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. The US invasion of Iraq has nothing to do with the

Civil War going on there right now. :sarcasm:

[CovertOP]

12. Why not

is it not way past time?
Instead of blue and grey today it would be blue and red.
And when the south secceds, will they call it Jesusland?

[Botany]

3. Oh my God .....

Stonewall Jackson and the battle of Bull Run is not involved this time?

This will kill both Robert E Lee and Grant .... please don't tell them when you see em.

[MnFats]

6. Right. And when Robert E. Lee comes to Gen. Grant to surrender ....

....the Union troops at Appammatox won't salute him, they will humiliate him and cover him with shit.
....Then Grant will torture him to death.

[trof]

7. They'll hit him with their shoes.

[Botany]

10. And what about Lee's horse Traveler?

Now John Wilkes Booth is the #2 or #3 person for al Qaeda?

[mark11727]

4. No, I don't reckon it will...

[ananda]

5. What?

No Sherman tanks to burn Atlanta? :-(

[trof]

8. Yep, no blue and gray uniforms.

Pretty sure about that.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. They've fired on Fort Sumter??

Damn you General Al-Sadr!!

How much more daft do the explanations and spin get before that braindead 36% snaps out of it?

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! :argh:

[Infomaniac]

11. No, it won't you clueless dork. It's the 21st Century.

It will look like places that have experience civil war in more recent times. For example, Liberia and Afghanistan.

[ContraBass Black]

13. Guerrillas don't wear uniforms.

Dumbass.

[Orsino]

14. Colbert is way ahead of him...

...click on "Stephen's Sound Advice": http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_colbert_report/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml

He called it!