The type of idiocy we're up against -- a true response to TIA's research

[Atman]

I posted a link on another board to the "This is the BEST post I've ever written" TIA thread, wherein the 04 election results were examined from a variety of angles, from probabilty to alebra. Get a load of this response (which is actually not as much a "response" as it is a rote spewing of the same crap this particular poster responds to everything with). And my little illustrative parable afterwards. I bet he still doesn't get it!

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Response to TIA's research:

by: fudge_packin_lib 03/14/06 11:03 pm Msg: 194935 of 194939


Yeah.....those federal prosecutors and their staffs of investigators, and the investigators at the FBI and the Justice Department sure are stupid for not being as good as you at gathering "proof" of election fraud.

Since this election was "stolen", as you say, you'd better do your constitutional duty as an American and get justice for the cheated American voter by taking your proof to a federal prosecutors office, a federal law enforcement agency, Bob Woodward, Seymour Hersh, or, yes, a federal grand jury.

Put up or shut up, lap dog. Let's see the indictments.

Or are you full of shit?

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My little parable (which is all made up, btw -- for you HSL monitors out there!)

So last night I was driving 95 mph...

by: atman_too (M/New England) 03/15/06 09:05 am Msg: 194938 of 194939

...down the interstate, with seven pounds of weed in the trunk of my car, trying to make it to a drop point on time. I was zig-zagging in and out of traffic (my left turn signal was out, making it all the more interesting!), when I clipped the fender of an Acura. I didn't have time to stop, not that it would have mattered, as I didn't have any insurance on the car anyway, and I had "borrowed" the plates off a neighbor's car. Anyway, as I saw the Acura in my rearview swerve off onto the shoulder in a cloud of dust, I missed my exit! Fortunately, I was able to cut across the median, backtrack the wrong way down the oncoming lane and get to my drop point just in time. But the asshole didn't want to pay me the agreed-upon price! So I had to beat the shit out of him with a chair (I'm not that good in fist fights). When I left, he was pretty bloody, but I think he'll be alright. But now I was a little worried...what was I going to do with all this weed? I rolled a fatty and puffed on it as I drove home, a little more slowly this time. I used my cell phone and found the number of another guy who'd take the contraband off my hands, and finally managed to unload the shit. I took the cash and bought a new Glock from a dude who lives down the street...I'm gettin' pretty nervous about what the administration is up to these days, you know!

It was a hairy day! But I managed to pull it off without getting caught. Whew.

I was able to sleep better that night, knowing that nothing I had done that day could have been considered illegal since I didn't get caught.

Right? Isn't that the way it works? It's only illegal if you get indicted? Whew. I'm still honest!

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;-) Bless you, TIA. You've been an inspiration to many!

[stepnw1f]

1. That Was Great! I Almost Sprayed Coffee on my Monitor

That was funny...

[BiggJawn]

2. The "Bart Simpson Defense"

"I didn't do IT, NOBODY saw me, you can't prove ANYTHING!"

[Atman]

3. Posts are dropping fast today!

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[Atman]

4. late night kick because I'm bored

and thought my little story was a good comeback to Bush lover, even the morning crew didn't! LOL!

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