Bimbos for Bush

[BushOut06]

http://drudgereport.com/flash3rc.htm


JESSICA SIMPSON SET FOR REPUBLICAN DINNER
Wed Mar 15 2006 10:16:35 ET

The National Republican Congressional Committee has snagged the wholesome, blonde and buxom Jessica Simpson to attend its fundraising gala on Thursday. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is the lucky guy who gets to sit next to the “Dukes of Hazzard” star.

Not that he would recognize her, ROLL CALL reports.

“I’m not even sure if he knows who Jessica Simpson is,” the Majority Leader’s spokesman, Kevin Madden, told HOH. “Boehner’s celebrity recognition standards crashed and burned with the introduction of color television.”

Developing...

Wonder if Boehner will get a boner?

[Oceansaway]

1. bimbo is saying it nicely...

she makes me gag...as does that slut Spears

[MurrayDelph]

21. Do you mean this Spears

Oh, sorry, that's the photo of Spears in five years...

[Oceansaway]

23. LoL...n/t

[AndyA]

2. She's a dumb no talent. No story here. Move on. n/m

[Sanity Claws]

3. So that's who they want to be the symbol of Republican women

She has fake boobs. Her face has been surgically altered. And she is divorced after a short-term marriage.
Yes, that certainly is someone to look up to.

[Crankie Avalon]

4. Isn't some porno star also supposed to be at this dinner...

..."Mary Carey," or something like that? Looks like the scifuzzas are coming out in force for the GOP.

[blueblitzkrieg]

5. she brings new meaning to the word 'vapid' nt

[BushOut06]

18. I love that word - 'vacuous' is another that fits

Insipid is another of my favorite words to describe people like that.

[Atman]

6. Sorry, she's kinda freakish looking

I don't get this plastic Barbi doll look at all. The repubs can have her.

The Repukes of Hazzard.

[smirkymonkey]

26. When is she just going to go away? You would think the media

could find some other hot new property instead of forcing Jessica Simpson on us ad nauseum. I don't even know what she does or has been in, but I see her at every newstand and every market & bodega check out.

The fact that she kisses republican ass makes her even more contemptible. I think she's tacky and cheap looking.

[graywarrior]

7. They think they've got a beloved celebrity there.

They don't know Jessica will do anything to promote herself. She's a bit too dumb to get what's really going on in politics, never mind the world.

[BushOut06]

8. Sounds like she fits the GOP mold perfectly

Brainless, doesn't really know much of what's going on in politics or the world - what better person to brainwash?

[graywarrior]

12. Brainwash requires having a brain.

Jessica? Brain? Doubt it.

[Atman]

11. I don' t think they care.

It's either Jessica, or they have to sit with their own wives...

[graywarrior]

17. (:

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

27. HAH!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[madmom]

9. wholesome?????????????????

:puke:

[MissB]

22. Exactly.

[NYC Liberal]

10. I find it very amusing that they got the guy named "Boehner"

to sit next to her. ;)

[BushOut06]

14. That pic in your sig - is that from George Romero's next flick?

Politics of the Dead

[NYC Liberal]

19. LOL no it's from the World Series just after the Astros lost

[BushOut06]

20. That's one scary-ass picture for sure

They do look like zombies in that pic.

[ourbluenation]

13. Some interviewer should just ask her this one question...

Jessica - why do you support the republican party?

2 bits says she wouldn't be able to gove one reasonable reason why.

[Ufomammut]

15. Sexism runs rampant in fascist states

This makes me think of Britney Spears in Michael Moore's film, where she's being interviewed by someone about being loyal to the president,or some such silly assed nonsense, and she opens her mouth and reveals herself to be an obedient little butt-shaker.

[ClayZ]

16. Barbie dolls for bu$h

[NightOwwl]

24. She missed the day God passed out brains.

So it makes perfect sense she supports George Bush and Republicans.

[stanwyck]

25. So, seeing the career declines of Dennis Miller,

Colin Quinn, and Drew Carey taught this poor girl nothing about embracing the dark side?
Sure. Coulter has made a career out of Bushian hatespeak. But, she's a carnival sideshow.
And only the bottomfeeders book her now.
Jessica Simpson is attempting to have a film career.
There's an inverse relationship between being an accomplished entertainer and being a Republican. A listers just aren't Republicans.
Of course, Simpson is hardly an A. (more like a double d.)