Puzzle: Put These Bush Numbers In Ascending Order

[Yavin4]

Bush's Job Approval Rating
Bush's IQ
Bush's Age
Bush's Waist Size
The number of days that Bush has left before he resigns in disgrace.

[DoYouEverWonder]

1. The number of days that Bush has left before he resigns in disgrace.

Oh jeez, I hope it's not that long. I don't think I can stand much longer.

[Lerkfish]

2. ooh! oooh! mister kottteeerrr!

none of them are ascending.


thank you, thank you very much. I"m here all week.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Waist, IQ, Approval,Age,Resign.

What do I win?

[reichstag911]

4. OK

IQ
Approval rating
Waist
Age
Days before resignation (although I wish this were lowest)

[ThomWV]

5. Honest Answer

Guesses:

IQ: 105~110
Age: What is he, 58 or so?
Wste Size: Probably mid-30's - the asshole ain't very big.
Days to resignation? Unfortunately he doesn't have the integrity to resign.

[Yavin4]

7. Triple Digit IQ Points?

Wow. You are being generous.

[Botany]

6. #s

job = 33
IQ = 95
age = 59
waist size = 36
# of days left = 120

job then waist size then age then IQ then # of days left.

[Lefty48197]

8. Approval rating 37%. Waist 38". Age 60 or so. IQ 65 or so.

Number of days until he resigns in disgrace: 1045. About one week after he leaves office, he'll realize what a disaster he is, and he'll call a press conference to announce that he's resigning. He'll also entertain questions from the press and the public at that time.