Pickles shares her fitness routine on TV

[WI_DEM]

First Condi and now Pickles...this is the hard boiled stories they carry on NBC4 in Washington D.C.

"She told Harrison (the reporter) her fitness routine began after she married George W. Bush, whom she calls 'A Natural athlete.'"

I thought that was "A natural asshole?"

Yep back when she married W and he was chugging back all that jack and coke and inhaling coke of another kind--he made sure he got up every morning and went jogging.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-03-14-bush-health_x.htm

She has another fitness routine now--lifting all that poll data which shows W's approval rating hitting new lows.

[AndyA]

1. WTF?

Bush a "natural athlete"? :rofl:

Let's see, this would be the same Bush that had that bike accident in Scotland?

And would this be the same Bush who can't even eat a pretzel without trying to kill himself?

:rofl: Laura has been drinking the Kool Aid for a very long time.

[politicaholic]

3. If he were a natural athelete he wouldn't have been a cheerleader...

the women do all of the work in cheerleading, the guys are just there to lift them and yell into the bullhorn.

[Appalachian_American]

17. Did the cheerleaders do any kind of acrobatics back then?

I would guess he didn't do any lifting.

[politicaholic]

2. Sweatin' to the oldies...

i.e. Dick Cheney and Rummy come over and hum gospel tunes while she tones her thighs and hones her vacant look in the mirror.

[SpiralHawk]

4. Did she demonstrate the "Lead Foot Acceleration Technique"

for blowing through Stop signs ?

[NJCher]

5. It was also on The Today Show

I actually gasped when I saw them stoop that low. I know, I know, they're a bunch of bush ho's and anybody who reads my posts knows I'm the first to complain about them. But this report (and I think it's the same one you're talking about--it was just "appropriated" by your local news) had nothing and I mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING of substance to it.

I was going to come here and post a thread entitled "BREAKING NEWS--PICKLES WALKS."

Because that's all it was--just an interview with Pickles who revealed her only exercise is to walk around the WH grounds. Whoopdee do.




Cher

[CoffeeCat]

6. I smell a rat...

Ok, this is the second story on the fitness schedules of the sick and demented. First Condi and now Pickles.

Obviously, Rove did some internal polling which showed that the American people are persuaded by someone who know has a rigorous fitness routine.

Pleeeeese stop making these sick, twisted freaks seem human. It won't work!

First Condi's fitness, now Laura's--then her husband chats with the autistic basketball player.

They're trying to humanize the inhuman.

[Cleita]

20. Then they should love Jane Fonda.n/t

[buff2]

7. Well,she can't let her husband's mistress out do her,can she?

Mrs. Stepford is screaming for the attention her moron of a husband isn't giving her,it's all being showered on Condisleazy. :puke:

[NYC]

8. It isn't working.

Why share it?

[Tripper11]

9. Isn't Pickles a hardcore smoker?

I remember seeing posts about not gettings pics of her with a smoke, but that she really puts 'em away. Now that's high in cardiovascular excercise right there!

[Cleita]

12. The pucker lines around her mouth are a dead giveaway

of a longtime smoker.

[Neil Lisst]

14. either that or a lifetime of eating green persimmons

[Cleita]

19. LOL

Maybe she comes by her name Pickles honestly.

[linazelle]

10. Funny how they showed pictures of ** all while Laura talked to reporter

Didn't see Laura exercising at all.

And who is this "reporter" that is so hot on the trail of White House fitness routines. Doesn't she have anything better to do? Sheesh.

[Cleita]

11. Sorry, but Pickles is no Jane Fonda.

There's a lot of loose fat around that ass.

[Neil Lisst]

13. did Laura discuss the role smoking plays in her workout regime?

I believe the first lady smokes quite a few cigarettes a day.

Never photoed, either.

[dogday]

15. The poll data is not all that has been lifted, check

out Laura's new look... She has had some face work done... Anyone else see it?

[niyad]

16. HOW many bike accidents has * had? even falling from something that

disabled people can use without difficulty? PULEEEEEZE

[enid602]

18. Germany

Didn't the German Press and German newsreels start to cover the newly-married Fuhrer's home life during early '45? Maybe it's just more of the same phenomenon.