O'Reilly on Spring Break

[gekeeley]

"Papa Bear" O'Lielly just had a segment regarding safety on spring break. Ironic... he featured a piece outlining for young girls on how to avoid danger... danger like... let's say... a dirty, sexually frustrated, dangerous old man.

Slick, Bill... slick. Nice try though, we all see that you just had this piece so you could get some ideas on how to lure someone into the shower so you can falafel them to hell.

[AlCzervik]

1. yeah he is totally obsessed with sex and young wimmins.

blech, i just made myself nauseas.

[Skittles]

2. lol........falafel them to hell

pass the loofah! :D

[AlCzervik]

3. even super drunk spring break girls would be sober enough to run

away from that predator.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. What is the rethugs obsession with sex?

They claim we are oversexed and too free with ourselves... but they sit around and think of it ALL THE TIME! I don't know about everyone else here, but I have a job, bills to pay, engagements and chores- these things fill my time nicely. I don't have time to sit around and think about sex all day long.

[KingFlorez]

7. Because they are perverted

That's the best answer I have

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Welcome to DU!

Papa O'Reilly is a rollin' stone.

Can't you just see him sauntering down the Padre Island beaches in a pair of lime-green Speedos . . . leering at coeds, while passing out complimentary loofahs?

Pardon me while I :puke:

[Berry Cool]

6. Well, you know what he says

People on vacation like that just lie around and drink all day. So they come back to the hotel and it's into the shower and before you know it, they're soapin' up the old falafel. :scared:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. !

:spray:

[Swamp Rat]

8. Selling "falafels" to the coeds?

:eyes:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. Oh My God!

Haven't seen that one before, Swamp Rodent!

He's got the dreaded greenpox!

Oh my eyes!

:yoiks:

[Swamp Rat]

12. LOL!

It's an old one. :D

Here's my newest pic:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. Nice!

You do have such a way with complexions.

:rofl:

[PA Democrat]

11. Springtime for O'Reilly

I immediately thought of "Springtime for Hitler" when I saw the OP:

Springtime for O'Reilly
CHORUS:
The right wing was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for O'Reilly
The neocons are happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
...

[UTUSN]

14. Yip, Imagine O'LOOFAH on Spring Break! DO it!!! Imagine it!!!!!!!!!

Here's chickenhawk O'LOOFAH receiving the VFW Errect Loofah Award

[johnnie]

15. The only people who take that fuck seriously are repukes

And we all know that republicans are all about family values and all. So why did he waste his time? Conservative's daughters don't drink and fuck.

[misternormal]

16. O'L is obsessed...

...with sex, because he is probably more in need of a blow job than any man in america.