Letterman: Ways for Bush to improve his poll numbers.

[aquart]

Give the troops in Iraq whatever Barry Bonds is taking.

Instead of pretending to be a cowboy, pretend to be a matador.

Start a war with someone we know we can beat. Like Delaware.

Hire Bill Gates to hack in and change his computer rating.

Add a couple of hot lesbians to his weekly radio address.

Act like a recent popular president and nail a fat broad.

[Infomaniac]

1. It won't help.

[LynnTheDem]

2. Start a war with someone we know we can beat. Like Delaware.

:rofl:

Hrmmm...I dunno. Them Delawarians are tough.

[ruggerson]

3. Throw a "Girls Gone Wild" Party at the White House

hosted by his twin daughters.

Invite Grace Slick, and this time ASK her to spike the punch.

[ugarte]

4. He's already got a fat broad...nt

[Blaze Diem]

6. geez, 'ouch'..

sad but so true.
haaaaaaaa...

[Media_Lies_Daily]

7. His own mother!?!? Yikes!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

12. yep. Rove

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

14. Hehehehe...

Nice capper to a very funny line-up. :rofl:

[magellan]

5. RESIGN (nt)

[Blaze Diem]

9. Hey what ever happened to barbie and Jennatalia?

They being kept under super duper security?

Probably partying their lazy asses off in Saudi Bin Laden land..the second Bush family.

[madokie]

11. under something but I don't know if you could call it security

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

15. "Jennatalia"!

:rofl: where'd you come up with that!? :rofl:

Oh, my god ...it's so VERY, VERY :rofl:

Bad girl Jenna is ok by me...:-)

[dweller]

8. and he looked better with Donald Trump's hair

at least he looked more *moronic.

dp

[lpbk2713]

10. Too little, too late to improve his image.

[hopeisaplace]

17. I think I see the virgin mary in that toast

:P

[brettdale]

13. How about

Act like a recent modern president, and be respected right around the world because of your foreign, Health, Education, environmental policies.

[AnnieBW]

16. Even Us Fat Broads

Wouldn't touch him with a 100-foot pole! Well, if it would bring back peace and prosperity, yeah. I'd take one for the team.

OTOH, I'd still do the Big Dog in a heartbeat. I'd have him asking "Monica who?" And, unlike Monica, I'd be discreet. :D

[Blaze Diem]

18. a Medal for your heorism in "taking one for the team"..

A true patriot you are!!

lol..Medal of honor, Purple Heart?
Highways, schools, airports, parks and DC Buildings named in your honor.
Internationally there could be a AnnieBW Day!!