Snotty McLipless is so FUCKING funny! He actually said that what we're

[Redstone]

doing in Iraq us, and I quote, "laying the foundation for peace for generations to come.

How the hell can those reporters listen to that and not crack up laughing? I couldn't do it.

Redstone

[Dark]

1. Well, that's what our soldiers are trying to do.

But, with fucked up planning, poor funding, lack of appropriate supervision, and Bush's general bad luck, I doubt they'll have much success.

God, just get the fucking oil so we can leave already.

[Webster Green]

2. Same old crap

"Gave Sadaam one last chance to comply"

"Had to remove the tyrant"

Jeez, get a new script already!:eyes:

[jillan]

3. He should have added

"And after this briefing, we will be serving Kool-Aid in the next room"

[iconoclastNYC]

4. Ignorance Is Strength -N/T

[yodermon]

14. War is Peace n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

16. Freedom is Slavery n/t

[Mz Pip]

5. A foundation built

on the kitty litter we are turning this country into. Yeah, that'll work.

Maybe that's what these repeorters need to do - start laughing and throwing things at Snotty.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[DanCa]

6. Does Simple Scotty have parents?

I bet that their pretty disappointed with the result of their parenting skills.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. I believe he's the spawn of a goat and a blowfish. n/t

[u4ic]

12. Yup - here they are:

[la la]

13. Isn't his mommy

in the running for Gov. of Texas?

[DanCa]

15. He has a mommy?

Damn their goes my spore theory.

[Virginia Dare]

7. We are laying the foundation for....

generations of people to HATE US, with good reason. We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them.

[PA Democrat]

8. A "foundation" built upon thousands of dead bodies

is not likely to be sound.

[Tim4319]

9. I call him "Snotty McFellen

They are all criminals! Plus, the media should boycott those daily lie sessions!

[Redstone]

11. "What if they gave a press conference and nobody came?" I love it.

Too bad they don't have the guts.

Redstone

[bozo299]

17. Future generations?

Does this mean that they have finally given up on this
generation?

[jayfish]

18. Reporters Openly Mocking Scotty At The End.

Reporter #1 "My! He couldn't answer that question so he left?"
Reporter #2 "That (unintelligible) what it was."
Reporter #1 " "I don't accept the premise of that question" ".

There was also a little whisper that a bunch of people busted out in laughter about.

Jay

[Redstone]

19. Oh, I wish I had heard that. But I couldn't stand to see it through

to the end.

Redstone

[Felix Mala]

20. His parents were f***ing for virginity when they had him.