Don't Impeach; Impale

[Sapphire Blue]

This one is soooo good...

Don't Impeach; Impale
By Will Durst, AlterNet. Posted March 15, 2006.

Impeachment just isn't proper punishment for the evil, cowardly, imperialistic slime buckets of the Bush administration.

I don't know about you guys, but I am so sick and tired of these lying, thieving, holier-than-thou, right-wing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche, coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt, dishonest, debauched, degenerate, dissolute, swaggering, lawyer shooting, bullhorn shouting, infrastructure destroying, hysterical, history defying, finger- pointing, puppy stomping, roommate appointing, pretzel choking, collateral damaging, aspersion casting, wedding party bombing, clear cutting, torturing, jobs outsourcing, torture outsourcing, "so-called" compassionate-conservative, women's rights eradicating, Medicare cutting, uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful, noxious, homophobic, xenophobic, xylophonic, racist, sexist, ageist, fascist, cashist, audaciously stupid, brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant, journalist purchasing, genocide ignoring, corporation kissing, poverty inducing, crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive, uppity, high-handed, domineering, arrogant, inhuman, inhumane, insolent, know-it-all, snotty, pompous, contemptuous, supercilious, gutless, spineless, shameless, avaricious, poisonous, imperious, merciless, graceless, tactless, brutish, brutal, Karl Roving, backward thinking, persistent vegetative state grandstanding, nuclear option threatening, evolution denying, irony deprived, depraved, insincere, conceited, perverted, pre-emptory invading of a country that had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11, 35-day-vacation taking, bribe soliciting, incapable, inbred, hellish, proud for no apparent reason, smarty pants, loudmouth, bullying, swell-headed, ethnic cleansing, ethics-eluding, domestic spying, medical marijuana-busting, kick-backing, Halliburtoning, New Deal disintegrating, narcissistic, undiplomatic, blustering, malevolent, demonizing, baby seal-clubbing, Duke Cunninghamming, hectoring, verbally flatulent, pro-bad- anti-good, Moslem-baiting, photo-op arranging, hurricane disregarding, oil company hugging, judge packing, science disputing, faith based mathematics advocating, armament selling, nonsense spewing, education ravaging, whiny, unscrupulous, greedy exponential factor fifteen, fraudulent, CIA outing, redistricting, anybody who disagrees with them slandering, fact twisting, ally alienating, betraying, god and flag waving, scare mongering, Cindy Sheehan libeling, phony question asking, just won't get off the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge drilling, two- faced, inept, callous, menacing, your hand under a rock- the maggoty remains of a marsupial, oppressive, vulgar, antagonistic, brush clearing suck- up, showboating, tyrannizing, peace hating, water and air and ground and media polluting which is pretty much all the polluting you can get, deadly, illegal, pernicious, lethal, haughty, venomous, virulent, ineffectual, mephitic, egotistic, bloodthirsty, incompetent, hypocritical, did I say evil, I'm not sure if I said evil, because I want to make sure I say evil…

EVIL, cretinous, fool, toad, buttwipe, lizardstick, cowardly, lackey imperialistic tool slime buckets in the Bush Administration that I could just spit.

Impeachment? Hell no. Impalement. Upon the sharp and righteous sword of the people's justice.

http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/33598/

[mainegreen]

1. Don't let agent Mike catch you writing that! nt

[Virginia Dare]

2. Drawing and Quartering..we could bring that back... EOM

[SledDriver]

7. I'm for crucifixion.

It works, and the Jesus-bots will understand it!

[Connie_Corleone]

8. And end up with another bible with Bush as savior?

I don't think so. LOL.

[FiveGoodMen]

38. ,,.good...out that door...line to the left...one cross each

[LiberalEsto]

3. Which end first? nt

[Blue_In_AK]

4. Excellent rant...

I think that about covers it.

[ClayZ]

42. Email Will Durst

http://www.willdurst.com/

[Sapphire Blue]

45. Thanks for the link, ClayZ!

:hi:

[Sapphire Blue]

49. ...

:kick:

[Mz Pip]

5. Now tell us

what you really think! :rofl:

This is a wonderful rant!

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Tom Joad]

6. So it looks like we don't need a new Elizabeth Holtzmen, but someone more

Like Buffy Summers?

Anyway, off the discussion board and on to the streets!

[unblock]

9. hmm. i'm guessing will durst is a republican?

:sarcasm:

:rofl:

great rant!

[Ian David]

Don't say that too loudly. I know it's a metaphor, but...

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey For President



Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially
from a politician. So, I am going to break from
political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The
Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He
is my enemy.

However, it doesn't mean that I hate all his
followers. This Country was founded on religious
rights and freedoms. This is guaranteed under the
1st Amendment of our great constitution. This right
allows me to worship Lucifer and the Goddess
Hecate, just as it allows you to worship the
Goddess/God of your choice.

<snip>

During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I
will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use
illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better
yet, Impalement.

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find
out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means.
Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s
body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ)
wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so.
I do not see an American Jury convicting me.

I will not deny or try to cover the fact that in 2008, I am running for the
presidency. SEE: http://herndon1.sdrdc.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/P80002884
You may ask why you should vote for me, if in 2009 I could become the
President. The answer is simply this. During my first 2-years as your
Governor, I will work harder for you than most Governors do in 8-years.
My goal to become president can be achieved in part, by just how well I
serve Minnesota during my first 2-years.

More:
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

[katinmn]

10. Indict. Impeach. Imprison. Impale!

[Sapphire Blue]

11. The new battlecry!

:toast:

[katinmn]

14. Remember the Four Is!

:toast:

[goclark]

19. All of them should be on a chain gang at the Hague

My vision is for them to be in little wooden cages like Saddam and his gang.

[mom cat]

12. K&R for ont hell of a good rant Rate this up for all to see!

[Jackpine Radical]

13. Jeez--and I once got a post pulled for merely suggesting

that a nameless public official be loaded up with good acid & dropped off butt-naked in an equally nameless inner city.

[rman]

15. I'd go for tar, feathers and jail (in that order)

But i agree that impeachment alone is not enough.

[goclark]

20. They need to do some soul searching time looking through bars

in a jail in downtown Iraq.

[rman]

23. Fine with me

Although i do think we should set the right example, and not violate Human Rights on them. So maybe the tar and feathers is out, though it would be primarily for the sake of tradition. It's humiliating but imo not dehumanizing. We'll make sure they won't experience much pain and live to think about what they have done for the rest of their lives - behind bars, in near-solitary confinement.
And of course we'll reclaim much of their ill-gotten wealth.

[goclark]

24. Could we let their families live on food stamps

that we give out when we want to ~ could FEMA be in charge of STAMPS and MEDICARE for Babs and Poppy?

[rman]

28. I'm not sure we can make that kind of exceptions

There will be good social services and good health care - for everyone.

Poppy is going behind bars to along with a whole lot of others, not sure about Babs.

[SammyWinstonJack]

55. Drop off Poppy and Babs on a roof in a city that their evil son let

flood, and see how that works for them.

[niyad]

30. what I envision is the whole miserable gang of them-including the

cabinet, in one large communal cell, one toilet, absolutely NO privacy, and 24/7, at completely random intervals, tapes of the screams of wounded and dying, with video. they are to dine only on mre's--or the contents of a food basket from a local charity that has just had its funding cut.

[ClayZ]

40. Brilliant! I will keep this image in my treasure chest!

Open to the Public!

Parades of people will gladly pay $20.06 cents for a ticket.

[goclark]

54. Sounds good to me

Could the food basket be the size of my baby thumb? LOL

[BrklynLiberal]

26. Yup

[ClayZ]

16. bork fu$h

[jane_pippin]

17. Lol. Wisconsin--Kicking ass and taking names this week, eh?

Let it out Will.

:toast:







(I know, he's in San Francisco now, but he's from here so I'm claimin' him.)

[sheelz]

18. Props

Add one more

[happydreams]

21. A picture of Mussolini hanging in the square comes to mind.

"Thus to all fascists".

Don't know why it comes to mind, it just did. :}(

[RazzleDazzle]

43. I rather like that mental image AND quote

[happydreams]

53. Thanks. I doctored "Thus to all tyrants" used by

John Wilkes Booth.

[AndyA]

22. Sapphire, you've got to let it out...it's not good to hold it inside

You'll make yourself sick! Next time, really let loose and say what you think, OK?

:rofl:

Great post!

[Sapphire Blue]

35. It was written by Will Durst & posted on AlterNet

(I wasn't sure if you thought I wrote it... this is one of the best rants I've ever read!)

[BrklynLiberal]

25. Wow! It felt so good reading that!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :mad: :mad: :mad: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bushknew]

27. Had a good belly laugh, thanks!!!

[genieroze]

29. I hope this guy isn't flying anywhere.

Da Fuhrer may not like what he wrote. Book burnings anyone.

[goclark]

32. Somebody will have to tell him because *can't read LOL

[genieroze]

39. Then * has a good reason to burn what he doesn't understand. lol

[Brazenly Liberal]

31. Hm. Needs more adjectives!

:kick:

[hootinholler]

33. Damn, and I had a thread deleted over a bullet joke ;) n/t

[malaise]

34. Damn he's as angry as I am

He must have seen those poor dead Iraqi children.

[0007]

36. Wow! I'm calling on Mel Brooks right...

I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce junior to ashes...I want you
to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: I
want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs,
thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents,
Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers,
horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers,
and Mormons!

[Uncle Joe]

37. Damn! somebody call the Guiness Book of World Records,

I think you broke the record on adjectives used in a sentence, not to mention any paragraph out there. I even learned a new word xylophonic!

Kicked and recommmended!



:kick:

[Gregorian]

41. Can I get an amen? AMEN!

There ARE humans on this planet. Thank you Will Durst. I hate commisserating, but that's about all we've got right now.

Edit- long live KSAN. Oh those San Francisco mornings in 1983. Thanks again.

[Sapphire Blue]

44. Amen!

[Canuckistanian]

46. I imbibe

That's how I deal with it.

[geniph]

47. I still wish I'd asked Durst out for a beer when I met him

I'm quite sure he'd have gone if I'd asked, but I was too timid. I was talking to him after the LD caucuses in 2004 - he was a featured speaker - and quoted some of his own jokes back to him, which, like any comedian, he liked. ;-) Probably would have been a fun evening. I still kick myself for not asking him.

Will, if you remember the small lady with the really long red hair that you were talking to at the IAM hall in Seattle last spring, the one who quoted your: This just in! Fire - hot! Mexico - full of Mexicans! Reagan - Alzheimers! Who knew?! line at you, I owe you a beer!

:D

[Sapphire Blue]

48. kick for Will Durst!

:kick:

[goclark]

56. Sapphire Bue ~Do you think Will Durst

can set this to music, it sounds like it would be the perfect thing for parties leading up to the elections.

It would also be great to send to our email buddies.
Can you, or someone else contact him to see what he thinks would work?

[Sapphire Blue]

57. Will Durst contact info is on his website...

http://www.willdurst.com/

I'd like to see billboards myself :7

I've sent it to everyone I know!

[goclark]

58. Love to see it written on

little throw away sheets that can be left in shopping carts in Republican neighborhoods. :)

[goclark]

59. Great, billboards would be pretty

[leveymg]

50. I'd like to hear that performed. Maybe to music. Wow!

Anyone up to that?

[RagAss]

51. Viva Madame Defarge !!!!

[Sapphire Blue]

52. *** Check out Will Durst's website @

http://www.willdurst.com/