Post all the different names people have for * here.

[napi21]

Another poster just gave him what I think is a NEW ONE!

"Chimpy McPretzelchoker"

Every time I see a new one, I think about starting a hard copy list of all of them, but haven't done it yet.

The one I always use is Shrub, but would you post the ones you use or know about, and I'll start the hard copy list...just to post here every so often to generate some much needed smiles.

[goclark]

1. Chimp

[IsItJustMe]

2. schrub

[fooj]

3. My personal favorite...

LITTLE LORD PISSYPANTS!!!!!!!:P

[Coexist]

45. that and "idiot son" are my favorite!

[katty]

4. bubble boy and boy george

[Warpy]

5. Spurious George

is my fave, although I generally just shorthand him to Stupid, Idiot or Fuckwit.

[blm]

6. dictatortot

.

[Tammie]

7. Monkeyboy. n/t

[djeseru]

8. Chimpy McCokespoon

When I read that here two years ago, I knew DU was the place for me.

The variant I also read here was "Chimpy McFuckstick."

[Richard Steele]

9. 'Das Chimperor', the 'Giggling Murder-Monkey', 'Mr. Pretzeldent'

[progmom]

10. stalky-oniony tall, puffball things?

[lpbk2713]

11. I use Shit-for-Brains at every opportunity.

And the asshole provides me with lots of opportunities.

[MikeStl]

12. Asshole n/t

[Ksec]

13. Smirk

[mattclearing]

14. *yawn*

:boring:

[The_Casual_Observer]

15. jr, pretzeldunce, blivet

[Individualist]

Bloody George,

asshole, moron-in-chief, John Wayne wannabe, puppet.

[rkc3]

16. Not-So-Curious George.

Dumbya

[madame defarge]

17. Clueless George...

but my favorite will be when we can call him EX-presidunce...

[AtomicKitten]

18. Dim Son, Tex-Mess, Crusader Bunnypants

[NanceGreggs]

19. "PNAC-chio!"

My all-time favourite, found on another website.

Ya gotta love a name that rolls his philosophy and his penchant for lying into one, easy-to-use word!

[Felix Mala]

20. El Muledar

Moo - leh - DAR

Dung heap.

[Richard Steele]

21. "Incurious George", "Dumya", "The Pantychrist", "Blivet/Da Blivet"

[bowens43]

22. "Idiot son of an asshole"

[spag68]

36. grandson of a war criminal

[sabra]

23. *

[SidDithers]

24. Commander CuckooBananas...

is my personal fave.

Sid

[Marie26]

25. Bush

That's mine. It's unpopular, though, & seldom used. :)

[lldu]

26. Smirking Jester

[Nye Bevan]

27. Here's a link to most of them

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x136

[Richard Steele]

28. The "pResident" , "The Little President That Couldn't", "Condi's Husband"

[wryter2000]

29. Whistle-ass

After that nice lady whose family asked for donations to unseat *asshat when the lady died. She'd always called him Whistle-ass.

[reality based]

30. The little emperor, Dubai Dubya are my preferred nicknames

It's ironic that someone who seems to relish assigning names to others should himself provoke so many derisive monikers.

[mandyky]

31. Gee Du(m)b and

Idiot Cowboy
Cheerleader in Cheif
Miserable failure

[wryter2000]

32. Homer Simpson -- Commander Cuckoobananas nt/

n/t

[ArbustoBuster]

33. My wife calls him "That Idiot."

An example of its use would be, "What did That Idiot do this time?"

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Thanks for the link to the list!

So many good nicknames, so little time...

My personal faves:

*Der Chimpenfuhrer
*Smirky Chimpington
*Idiot Boy
*Asshat In Chief
*Rhesus McEntire (sorry, that's reaching a bit, so please excuse me, Reba!)

[Jara sang]

35. Chimpy McCokespoon

[sheelz]

37. Chuckle Nuts!

[WI_DEM]

38. Dumbya

[csorman]

39. Chimpy McChimperson

[sinkingfeeling]

40. POS - piece of s***

[Jara sang]

41. His Simian Majesty

Texas Prairie Monkey
Monkey in a Man suit
The Hamster King
Generalissimo W. Bunnypants

[Nay]

42. Bushler, Shrub

[Rainscents]

43. Turd

[blondeatlast]

44. PRetzeldent, Commander Bunnypants. nt