TUNA. Under the BED.

[Sugar Smack]

"Stating that no one in the world is prepared for an influenza pandemic, HHS Secretary Michael Leavitt said, "When you go to the store and buy three cans of tuna fish, buy a fourth and put it under the bed. When you go to the store to buy some milk, pick up a box of powdered milk. Put it under the bed. When you do that for a period of four to six months, you are going to have a couple of weeks of food, and that's what we're talking about."

Now we're seeing the Warner-Brothers version of reality. This is high comedy. Everything else in this horrible, murderous administration is described as "laughable" or "a joke" because of sheer deceit and willful neglect. When Bush says something utterly and profoundly stupid -which is always- I don't laugh; I become more embarrassed, afraid, and saddened.

But when a GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL tells me to put cans of tuna UNDER MY BED (my presumption here is that it was said with a STRAIGHT FACE and a trace of the excitement of revelation) I nearly spat tea all over my keyboard. The sense of this all not being quite real hit me like a pile of ACME Earthquake Pills (just add water). It hit me like a boulder falling on my tiny umbrella.

Neocons, I defy you to ever accuse me of being melodramatic or over-the-top again. Your Tuna-Under-The-Bed administration will not be lived down.

[wakeme2008]

1. Right up there with DUCK Tape

everybody needs DUCK Tape :grr:

[havocmom]

4. Duck tape, bird flu... is there a theme here?

bushco full of Chicken Hawks. Why, yes, there is a theme and it's all foul fowl

[gilpo]

11. Punny.... Very Punny!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

33. *snort*

*chuckle*
*gaffaw*

:rofl:


thanks!

[sheelz]

34. Here you go

[Sugar Smack]

12. I had to hollow out some of my books to store DUCK Tape.

:rofl:

[izzybeans]

45. Well you did know that duct tape and plastic sheeting will prevent

nuclear bombs from entering your skin right?

[Sugar Smack]

124. And jumping up in the air a few seconds before your plane crashes

Means that you won't hit the ground the same time as everybody else.

[izzybeans]

126. True, but you'll hit the ceiling first.

You might as well just duct tape the plastic sheeting around you like a body condom. That will keep you safe. ;)

[Sugar Smack]

136. Or bubble wrap! Yes!

I think we're onto something here. :bounce:

[izzybeans]

141. But I've got all this plastic sheeting

Maybe I'll double wrap. ;)

[Trillo]

2. Dried Beans.

Rice. In bulk.

Cheaper than tuna or milk.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS at work.

[Sugar Smack]

18. Maybe I can store the rice and beans in my mattress.

If I sleep on protein, maybe I'll assimilate it. :toast: <--Here's the wheat!

[theHandpuppet]

87. Buy beanbag chairs!

Seat N' Eat! }(

[Sugar Smack]

92. Beanbag chairs full of dried navy beans!

Hey, do you think you can patent that? The seat-n'-eat? }( :applause: :rofl:

[theHandpuppet]

93. Great idea!

We could have a whole line of Seat 'N Eats to appeal to any demographic: The Chilibean, The Lentil (Kosher Seat N' Eat), the Great Northern, etc. Furniture and emergency food supply kit all wrapped into one neat package. Now what can we do about the tuna?

[jmowreader]

94. The tuna's the legs.

And make sure to put a big bag of rice right under the upholstery fabric. This makes the chair comfier.

[theHandpuppet]

96. Ummm! Rice and beans for me!

And tuna for the cats.

Okay, I'm ready for the Rapture!

[ehrnst]

110. And here's a footstool to go with them:

http://www.mycraftbook.com/CraftIdea.asp?craftID=10

[Hubert Flottz]

90. If all else fails there's always Kool-Aide.

You're never too cool for Kool-Aide, if you're a repig...

[smirkymonkey]

121. However you need water to cook them, so if there is a water

shortage as well, you are out of luck. I guess you also need water to drink powdered milk too, if you go for that kind of thing. Blechhh...:puke:

I think we should have a haiku contest called "Tuna and Powdered Milk"

I'll start:

"Milk is safe, powdered;
Better with Tuna from under
the place where you sleep.'

[Sugar Smack]

125. Here's my "Tuna and Powdered Milk" haiku:

"Powder milk to eat;
we have drunk tuna water
Bed is empty now"

[Trillo]

133. Lol-- This ain't haiku:

Simply add water
A white dry powdered milk
Drink, serve with tuna.

Oh hearty black bean
Strength thy give, sky from sun
Rice, beans and water.

Cans kept under bed
Buy extra, save, skimp, and store
How to open can?

[Sugar Smack]

137. Bravo for your lovely haikus.

:applause: :spray:

kitty sings my praise
storing tuna under bed
powdered milk in reach

[Chiyo-chichi]

147. Tuna and Powdered Milk

Mix tuna juices
With powdered milk for a shake.
Don't mind the dust mites.

[insane_cratic_gal]

134. Maybe the Gov. got a tuna contract!

If it helps pay off the deficit by all means advertise starkist tuna!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. If there's tuna under your bed, you will get cats.

The cats will kill the birds before you can get bird flu. Problem solved.

[FormerRepublican]

6. Unless the mercury kills the cats first.

[havocmom]

9. But, you can use their tails to tell your temp

[Maru Kitteh]

37. BAD . . . very very bad.

:spank: Mr. Buddypants says he has no interest at all in becoming a health monitoring device.

:D

[havocmom]

41. Odd, our Spike is more than happy to take blood samples

frequently ;(

[allalone]

153. maddiecat too

she had something stuck on her butt and it seems that was where she really wanted to keep it. yowch

[CrazyOrangeCat]

46. very handsome fellow!

(we really need a cat smiley.)

[Sugar Smack]

48. My Sophie agrees. Look at her. She won't take no guff!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

61. She's pretty!

I grew up with a calico cat--she lived to be eighteen.

[Sugar Smack]

64. Thank you!

actually, this is my last post for the night; I'm going to crawl under the bedclothes with her and dream of a better place.

The sweetest dreams to you, CrazyOrangeCat. :pals: :toast: :loveya: :loveya: :hug:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

67. The orange cat sez . . .

. . . sweet dreams.

[Sugar Smack]

69. eeeeeeeeeeee!

:o :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: the orange cat!

[Richard Steele]

77. Tommy say TERROR-Hide yourself!

[im10ashus]

142. She is ADORABLE!

As are my kitties:



:-)

[meow2u3]

112. Nothing like a mouthful of cat fur

Yum!

[Richard Steele]

79. She's RIGHT, you know!

[renate]

80. great picture!

From one of my favorite websites!
:rofl:

[Inland]

113. Oh. I thought you were suggesting using the tuna as bait for cats.

For additional protein in case of emergency. Never mind.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. Please please please don't forget to protect yourself in the

"usual manner" as per instructions of yesteryear.... cheers!!

[Sugar Smack]

25. WHOA!! Nice image! Plus, she looks happy.

Just hanging around for the next two years, right?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

27. At least she isn't caught up in red tape.... heh heh... n't

[Sugar Smack]

28. Heh heh!!!

I like that glaze on her eyes too. Where can I get some? :D

[HysteryDiagnosis]

30. Some glaze?? Or some duct tape???

[Sugar Smack]

32. Both, please.

I hear that republicans are "happier" than Democrats. LOL!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

35. That's cuz they have passed a law that allows them to

purchase Viagara with "soft money".

[Garbo 2004]

78. I really needed to LOL tonight. Thank you for the laugh. n/t

[BiggJawn]

116. Youuuu are myyyyy Duck Tape ANGEL!

Sent from the Deeeee Aitch Esssssss.....

[BiggJawn]

118. self delete

Whoops...Wrong sub-thread....

[doublethink]

7. Damn ....

All I got left under my bed is a can of cream corn, a flashlight and a baseball bat. That'll have to do. :eyes:

[Gormy Cuss]

8. I don't see why you have a problem with this.

Don't you store your canned goods under the bed like normal people do?


:+


You just know that in the original version they wanted to say 'under the mattress' until someone pointed out the obvious problem with that advice.

[Sugar Smack]

31. No WAY!!

:o

"under the mattress"? REALLY? It's worse than I thought!

[Gormy Cuss]

38. I made it up....

at least I think I did. With that crew, who knows?
:+

[smirkymonkey]

122. Just don't remove the mattress tag....

or you'll end up in Gitmo.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. The orange cat likes the idea of tuna under the bed.

"Mmmmmmm tuna. Sweet, sweet, government-sanctioned tuna.

(Government Tuna is a good name for a band . . .)

Sorry. :spank:

[BuelahWitch]

13. Leavitt is a Utah Mormon

The Mormon Church requires their members to have a year's supply of food, water, etc. for emergencies. There's a whole thriving survival business out there. He's just bringing his religion to gov't...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. OK, but are they required to keep the tuna under the bed?

[demnan]

14. if i put tuna under the bed

i'm sure the cats would learn to use the can opener!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

16. Oh yeah . . .

. . . the one on the left. Definitely not a problem for him.

[Sugar Smack]

49. WHERE'VE you BEEN, demnan??

:D I missed you!

[niyad]

76. I'm reasonably certain mine already know how to use can openers, since

they have demonstrated that they can actually use computers.

I was kitty-sitting for a friend, and walked into the kitchen to see one of her cats batting the cat food off the counter, and the big tom backing the can (with a pop-top lid) into a corner, and hooking his claw into the pop top--damn near got it open!!

[VOX]

Isn't this the **truth**!!!!!! Good one, demnam! n/t

[Triana]

17. Is there a link for this?

I'd LOVE to post it here and there and send it to a few people.

[Sugar Smack]

23. Here you go, Triana --->

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2171006&mesg_id=2171006

}( :rofl:

[Triana]

73. Bwah! Thanks...

...what an utterly stupidass statement. First, duct tape, now tuna? I have never seen such rediculous idiocy coming from a gov't. Ya just can't make this shiite up.

:rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

19. Boy the time capsule for the shrub administration will be a doozy, won't

it?

Duct tape and plastic wrap, next to a poster of the color code terror alert chart, along with some cans of Star-Kist, maybe in front a mural of a flooded New Orleans.

Really great.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

22. Doozy, indeed.

Hope they include the classic photo of the Chimperor, trying to pull open that locked door in Beijing . . .

[Sugar Smack]

26. Okay, THAT was great!!!!!

:yourock: Both of you!

[Maru Kitteh]

40. And the Plastic Turkey! Don't forget that one

:puke:

[Sugar Smack]

42. My eyes! GAAHH!

Plastic turkey = nothing! And that Army jacket? Oh, God!

BTW, this is the first time I've ever used that smilie,but I think it's appropriate: :puke:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

44. Oh no, I'd managed to blot that one out!!!

What an incredible plastic prez he is . . .

[Sugar Smack]

52. CrazyOrangeCat, where would I be without you?

:banghead: :applause: :rofl: :loveya:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

63. Well, hmmm . . .

I think this is where I blush.

:blush:

[Theres-a]

97. And lots of audio clips

Including Pickles talking about the resident milking horses.And putting food on our family.Is our children learning?

[allalone]

149. wouldn't have been so bad but...

it was a stallion. nyah haha

[mike_c]

20. I covered my bed with plastic sheets and duct tape as an extra precaution.

Oddly, my dating life has taken a nose dive.

[sheelz]

29. Just add some

baby oil, wink.

[Sugar Smack]

66. OI!

:rofl:

[nonconformist]

21. I'm going to duct tape tuna cans to my windows

Two birds, yanno.

[kineneb]

24. ok, gvmt dimwits-

I store out-of-season clothing under my bed. I Will Not store food under there. That is what the pantry is for, idiots. Sheeesh. And no, I don't have a collection of duct tape and plastic tarps. No one would bother to attack our village, there is nothing strategic here.

[hootinholler]

36. I came in this thread thinking it was a

Tawdry personals ad.

:evilgrin:

-Hoot

[no name no slogan]

39. Reminds me of something Bob Dole said in his 1996 campaign

he was criticizing Clinton's efforts to provide affordable medical care, and told an anecdote about how they paid for catastrophic coverage in "his day":

They would "pass the hat" or take up a collection for the person in need, i.e., "help pay for Jim's appendectomy, toss a nickel in the hat". :eyes:

Yeah, that's a helluva insurance system there. "Sorry Jim, we couldn't take out your infected appendix-- we didn't sell enough cupcakes at the bake sale."

Just goes to show how totally disconnected these Repukes are from reality.

[Sugar Smack]

50. Yes, we're on our own.

Hiding tuna under the bed, ramen behind the radiator, and stuffing our mattresses with dried beans.

:* :eyes: :bounce: :toast:

[no name no slogan]

55. Hmmm, hadn't thought of that yet

maybe I'll stuff some cheese behind the chest of drawers. Or some trout in the toilet tank.
:loveya:

[ehrnst]

108. Have to say it...Crabs on your organ (snicker...)

:7

[allalone]

82. how the hell old is he?

[allalone]

151. Doctors charge more

than a buck and a half and a pound of butter nowadays.

[Olney Blue]

43. I store my tuna under the bed right next to the mayonnaise.

You know, just like any normal person.

[Sugar Smack]

51. *ROFLMFAO*

Yes. Normal. I'm normal. I'm just as normal as everyone else. Why wouldn't I say it, right? Normal. I'm normal. Anyone got a problem with that?

:spray: :patriot:

[allalone]

84. but wait

what about BREAD???

[Sugar Smack]

89. Bread and milk are the first to go in any store! You're right.

Oh, by the way, I went to Harris Teeter last night and I saw that the tuna section was all but WIPED OUT. I wished I had my camera with me.

:o

[gkhouston]

107. oh now, that's FUNNY

as for bread, you could make your own from shelf-stable ingredients. I actually do that anyway. (Yes! I have powdered milk in my house, for bread-making. But it's not under any of the beds so I'm probably going to get a fine from the Food Police.)

[Atman]

47. BUT THE BOGEYMEN WILL EAT IT!

Those guys are crazy if they think I'm stickin' my hands under my bed! They've been telling me for years now that it's teaming with bogeymen down there. NO WAY!

[Sugar Smack]

127. It would be sensible to move those boogeymen to the closet

in case of the bird flu. You can't be too careful! :P :rofl: :patriot:

[PA Democrat]

53. Oh God, I am totally screwed

I have a platform bed. I have a couple of cans of tuna in my pantry, but I guess I'm gonna die...can't... get...them... under... the... bed.

[Sugar Smack]

130. Keep...trying....

:rofl: Remember, we're in Looney-Tunes land now; anything goes. I'd say gravity's next on the Bush hit-list. :D

[WinkyDink]

54. Oil- or water-packed?? Chunk or solid?? Dolphin-safe?!

Some help THIS guy is!

[In_The_Wind]

56. I will not put tuna under my bed!

The next suggestion is that we all stick our heads in the sand. :wtf:

[Sugar Smack]

59. Yes-

for the good of our country, doubtless.

Secondly, for the good of our very own safety. It really takes BALLS for this ridiculous administration to tell us we're on our own.

:grr: :nuke:

[In_The_Wind]

60. They are supposed to be looking out for our interest. They work for us!

We're on our own?

[Sugar Smack]

62. O, yes, aparently.

;-) X a THOUSAND.

But they don't have the bodies or the minds to comprise us. That's me being optimistic. :D

[yorkiemommie1]

57. then where would i store all my ferragamos ,may i ask?

apparently, mr. leavitt, you do not have my love of shoes!

[Sugar Smack]

105. Oh, that's easy. In your pantry!!

;-)

[yorkiemommie1]

160. how could i have missed such a logical solution? LOL!!!

( smacking self upside head ) :)

[graywarrior]

58. Do NOT mess with my duck

[Jamastiene]

65. Me thinks that would stink up the bedroom.

I'd much rather stock up on alcohol, drugs, porn, and ...screw it. I think they are trying for their own Y2k type government induced mass panic attack to get people's knees shaking again. I'm trying to look for the best to come and not all this terruh and disease. Oh, I forgot, Bush is pretzeldent. What were the horrors the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse brought with them. Yep, that'll be what the next three years will be like, much like the last 5 years. Brother. *sigh* How depressing.

[zulchzulu]

68. Homeland Security Tuna Helper now available!!!!

[bridgit]

70. how bout this, next time i go to the fucking bank, i'll pick a big ole...

"extra" FAT BAG of fucking money...and put THAT under my freaking bed :rofl: :loveya: :hippie: HHS my lilly white ass :thumbsdown:

[Sugar Smack]

75. Money~ the balm on our collective bird-flus!

I like to rub mine on my calloused elbows. What about you?



:D

[bridgit]

85. sure, i use mine to apply my organic, Argentinian avocado mask...

before my cabana boy sets cucumber disks onto my haggard eyes that have had to suffer the slights of so many peasants prior to my basking my glory under the Tuscan Sun; oh yes...it's a dog's life...but big ole fat bags of money help to round off the edges :-)

[realFedUp]

71. from The Chicken of DC......

they must be making money off this some way...
:-)

[rocktivity]

72. Tuna and powdered milk: The new duct tape and plastic sheeting.

:eyes:
rocknation

[jane_pippin]

74. I've never eaten tuna in my life and YOU aren't gonna make me, big boy.

Don't care for seafood, and just like when my momma tried oh so many years ago to get me to eat it, you will fail to scare me into hoarding cans of it under my bed. Where I have to sleep. And have nightmares about you and your jacked up policies, and dreams of better days. Nuh uh. Not happenin'. Sorry Charlie.


Hi Sugar Smack. Stellar post. :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

91. Hi, jane_pippin!

:hi:

Thank you for that- the mental picture I got when I read his quote was of someone who'd gone completely round the bend and stored food under the bed. I've read countless books on eating disorders and THIS is the first sign of trouble.

[jane_pippin]

99. Or maybe he just really liked "The Aviator."

It could be anything and everything with these people.

:shrug:

Whatever it is, it's not right. I can't wait to have people in charge who get this junk out of their systems on the couch instead of in public policy. That will be nice.

[dysfunctional press]

81. the point is, to stockpile food- in case there's a pandemic...

i saw a report on...i think it was 60 minutes...the guy(scientist) who first identified the bird-flu virus has himself stockpiled a 3-month supply of food and water- and i'm with him.

if this thing becomes an air-borne pandemic, i plan to lock the doors and stay inside for at least a couple months.

[Sugar Smack]

86. "Buy an extra can of food" "Stock it in your cabinet"

That I could have lived with without comment. But "Buy TUNA and put it under your BED" is absolutely over-the-top. But I DO see what you're saying. It's smart to be prepared for anything.

:hi:

[allalone]

83. there are so many things you can say about this

ok, why under the bed? I have cabinets for food storage.
Is tuna and powdered milk the cure for bird flu?
Can I hide Spam instead?
Were any of these asshats actual people before they started working for this bunch of looney tunes?

[Sugar Smack]

129. The VERY first thing I thought was "looney tunes"

and then of the cartoons. This is SO like that- the fact that it occured to the guy that this was the FIRST place to begin storing food. Like those gophers who store nuts under their beds! Or a Wile E. Coyote sketch. It's also really funny that those were the ONLY two foods he'd mentioned.

"Were any of these asshats actual people before they started working for this bunch of looney tunes?" That is a DAMN good question!

[Hubert Flottz]

88. Is that a tuna under your bed or are ya just glad to see me?

The tuna will go well with your "Terrist Frog Men!"

Warning...It may clash with your Chanel # 5!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

95. lol !

coupla dabs of tuna oil behind the ears . . . an' yer a chick (er . . . I mean cat) magnet.

[Sugar Smack]

101. Oh, picture this romantic scenario-

It's your third date.

You're thinking, "This may be the one". You've arranged yourself on your bed with a come-hither look. Your date steps in your bedroom, glances down at the tuna cans,eyes wide, glances at his/her watch, and suddenly has to leave.



:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

104. Tuna in tomorrow, for the next episode of as the stomach turns.

A feller could have his afternoon delight and a sammich, all in one fell swoop!

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou tins of tuna?
Deny thy powdered milk and refuse thy chicken o' the sea;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my emergency pantry,
And I'll no longer be a Catulet.

[Sugar Smack]

132. You're so practical!

:spray: Not only that, your post was genius!

[Theres-a]

98. All your tuna are belong to us

[Sugar Smack]

102. said the bird-flu ravaged zombies hovering outside

the door. :o

[underpants]

100. Hackers

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2517706

[Sugar Smack]

111. OH my GOD, that is too funny!!

And I love that pic. :applause: :rofl:

[Saphire]

103. Thank you!!! I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the tuna thing.

Just don't get it!!!! Tuna and powdered milk.....what are they trying to tell me, or what are they NOT telling me.

[grateful581]

106. If i put tuna and powdered milk under the bed

What will I do with the porn that is under there now?
:shrug:

[ehrnst]

109. Where am I supposed to hide the Mailman when hubby comes home early??

:think:

[Inland]

114. Say he's Homeland Security delivering your tuna ration. nt

[VOX]

115. Hah!!! Any mailmen smelling like tuna will be suspect!!!

Good one, ehrnst! :thumbsup:

[gauguin57]

117. Tuna, powdered milk and dust bunny casserole, coming right up!

If I put that stuff under MY bed, that's what I'd be eating during the pandemic.

[Sugar Smack]

120. !

"dust bunny casserole"


:rofl:

[VOX]

119. And, as you tuck yourself into your plastic sheeting for the night...

Allow yourself to drift off into a deep sleep, unfettered by any nightmares, knowing that the cache of tuna and powdered milk underneath you will keep you safe. :spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HippieCowgirl]

123. I'm outed!

This is probably not the time to tell y'all that I have most of my food storage under my bed...

(giggling nervously)

I caint help it, I don't have any cabinets!

[allalone]

144. you are given dispensation for your storage limits

I sleep on one of those blowup beds. oops. no under the bed at all either!

[geniph]

128. Don't have room, that's where I keep the shotguns

and believe me, every time these MAROONS make another statement like that, I buy another box of cartridges!

[allalone]

145. oh oh

Are we gonna have to defend our tuna against our neighbors? Hey wasn't this already on the Twilight Zone in the 50's?

[Uncle Joe]

131. Something smells fishy about this. n/t

[Ilsa]

135. Uh-oh. My secret is out that I store all of my emergency provisions

under the bed. What a bunch of fucking looney tunes. Powdered milk? Don't think so. Especially with Tuna.

[mikeytherat]

138. OK, who wants to PhotoShop the "Snakes on a Plane" photo

With Sammy Jackson saying:

Tuna! We got muthaf**kin tuna under the bed!

PhotoShoppers, I charge ye with this task!

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

154. I did it!

Check out my lame photoshop:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4903237

mikey_the_rat

[Radical Activist]

139. Food storage is a serious issue.

Everyone should have a supply of food that will last without refrigeration and doesn't need electricity to be cooked. I was reminded of this when a Tornado swept through my town last Sunday. I still don't have power.

[im10ashus]

150. That's tough.

I am very sorry to hear that. How are you coping? Is there assistance for the people in your area or did they leave you to your own devices. Let us know if you need anything. Honestly. :-)

[Radical Activist]

155. Thank you for your concern.

People are getting help because it is a city-wide problem. I'm staying with family and doing fine.

[im10ashus]

156. That's good to hear.

It must be tough.

[allalone]

152. of course it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do

it's the way they think they have to give us their little examples, see children? you could keep this can under your bed. Isn't that fun??
I've lived in earthquake country, tornado country and now rain and flood country and yeah, ya need stuff stored up. I don't like being patronized by old rich white men.

[SmokingJacket]

140. I refuse to put food under my bed.

That way madness lies.

However, I do keep my pantry well-stocked. Who knows when someone will break a leg and not be able to get around so easily... or, yeah, bird flu, swine flu, etc.

[allalone]

143. remember George Costanza eating sandwiches in bed

while having sex? Hmm.
Anyway the thing that really angers me is the way these people talk down to us as though were are slow children. The country got along without them before they were here and please god will be when they are gone.(and soon I hope). I am so happy those senior citizen's jumped *s ass at that talk he gave. Getting old ladies mad is a bad idea.

[Redstone]

146. Sugie, we're WAY ahead of you:

You're welcome to come share.

Redstone

[liveoaktx]

148. Gotta tell you, I laugh every time this post bobs back up to the top

[Cleita]

157. So is Pickles stashing tuna and powdered milk under the bed?

These people are sooooooooo stupid. Shouldn't we be firing them? I mean in the private sector that they love so much, they would be fired.

[Sacajawea]

158. What about us vegans?

Peanut butter and crackers under the bed. Ugh.

[geniph]

159. Is THAT where Osama is hiding?

under the bed? What do they want me to do, feed him tuna?