Let's look at what Republicans DO Fear!

[maxrandb]

Thought I'd give this it's own thread.

* says "Repukes don't fear the future".

I say, "it's easy not to fear something YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT"

Here's some of what they fear. Please add your own. I just thought of a new one...something Repukes don't fear..."MASSIVE DEBT FOR OUR CHILDREN'S, CHILDREN'S, CHILDREN!!!"

- Bearded men
- Homosexuals
- Strong, independent woman
- Unions
- Liberals under their beds
- Secularist
- DEA (maybe that's just Rush)
- Debate
- Truth
- Sex
- Hollywood
- Immigrants
- Service in the Military
- Single mothers
- Senior citizens
- Teachers
- Reporters (at least honest ones)
- Vietnam Veterans
- Mother's of dead soldiers
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- George Clinton (Funkadelics)
- Environmentalists
- Peace Activist
- Higher wages
- Health Care
- Jack Abrahamhoff
- Veterans

[rucky]

1. In other words...

anybody who's not them.

[maxrandb]

3. Well

Jack Abrahamhoff and Duke Cunningham are Repukes, and they run away from them like they had the plague.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Republikans really do fear sex

they are freekin petrifried .... shriveled up in the corner about it... and also lashing out
it's a very curious phenomenon.. any psychs here ??

[leeroysphitz]

4. Open minds and Critical thinking (nt)

[myrna minx]

6. Exactly. A well educated USA is something republicans would fear.

[myrna minx]

5. Don't forget those "peace mongering" Quakers and pacifists! n/t

[In Truth We Trust]

7. They fear TRUTH!

[Jim Lane]

8. And the terrible menace of Spongebob Squarepants (n/t)

[maxrandb]

9. Teli-Tubbies!!!

[boobooday]

10. Jane Fonda!

They've got a Fondaphobia.

They think she has secret powers, and she brainwashes people with her workout tapes.

[maxrandb]

12. Couple of Great Jokes

"What's the difference between George Bush and Jane Fonda?"..."Jane Fonda went to Vietnam".

That one makes freakers heads explode.

Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to hell. The Devil meets him and say; 'since you've been an exceptionally evil person on earth, I'm going to allow you to decide how you spend eternity'"

The Devil takes Rush on a tour of hell. They stop at the "False Christian Room". The devil explains that this is where people that claim to be Christians, while all the time using Christ to persecute others and make themselves rich spend eternity. Rush walks into the room and sees Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson and several other prominent Republican evangelicals. Large men dressed as Roman soldiers beat the Republicans with whips and nail them to trees. After hours of agonizing torture, they eventually die, only to be resurected 3 minutes later, and the process begins all over again.

Rush says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the False Christian Room."

The next room the devil shows Rush is the "Hypocrite Room". Rush sees several prominent Republican politicians, fundraisers and lobbyist. Millions of savage dogs tear them slowly and painfully to peices. Then their bodies reform and the process begins all over again.

Rush says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the Hypocrite Room...but let me ask you; 'aren't there any Democrats in hell?".

The Devil says; "Yes, there is one Democrat, but to see him, you need to go to the "Sex Room".

Rush walks into the "Sex Room" and sees Bill Clinton lying on a heart shaped bed while a young dark haired woman performs felatio on him. All around is the most sumptuous food and fine wine Rush has ever seen.

Rush turns to the devil and say; "I've made my decision. I want to spend eternity in the Sex Room"

The devil turns to the couple on the bed, smiles and says; "Monica, you're releived".

[boobooday]

13. LOL

Love the Rush joke! That's a great one, and well-told too. :-)

:rofl:

[catmandu57]

11. Oldie but goodie

They're scared of people of color especially them darkies.