I Am A Troll

[cali]

a deeply embedded, super duper sleeper troll. I post strongly worded anti-repuke opinions because I think I believe them. Actually, I will be activated, after a few thousand more posts, to detonate. I will then write a tract belittling democrats. I will call you all traitorous commies and be promptly booted. What a great accomplishment!

OK, you fearless troll hunters, here I am. Come and metaphorically tear me into little bitty pieces.

[rpgamerd00d]

1. Where is your bridge?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I always wondered if

your username, "cali" was really an intentional misspelling of "Kali" the Goddess of Destruction.......:hi:

[SpiralHawk]

3. I am a Leprechaun

And you cannot have my Lucky Charms

[SidDithers]

13. Oh, but they're magically delicious!...nt

Sid

[Dunvegan]

14. Lucky Charms are very timely: "St. Pat's Day" and all today!

[cali]

18. By hook or by crook

or the hair on my chinny chin chin, I will have your many splendored charms.

[Tyler Durden]

39. You know, if I were an Irish Catholic, "Lucky" would piss me off!

Sort of like having a cereal called "Bojangles," Chocolate, with marshmallows shaped like little tap shoes and heads in "blackface." The commercial would be a "Minstrel Shoe," complete with Bones, Tambo, and "Mista Intralocketer."

EEEEWWWWWW.

[Canuckistanian]

4. How about passing the time with a little solitaire?

Muwahahahhaaahha....

[nickinSTL]

12. hahahahaha!

:7

[Canuckistanian]

36. Glad smomebody got it!

Manchurian Candidate jokes are pretty obscure!

[nickinSTL]

37. I've seen the original several times

never saw the remake, though.

:D

[merh]

5. psssstttt

This isn't April Fool's Day, you are prematurely posting.

This is St. Patrick's Day, so Happy St. Patrick's Day to you. :hi:

[boobooday]

6. I believe you have violated the secret trolls identity act

of 2005.

[NoPasaran]

7. I am a lumberjack

And I'm okay!

[rpgamerd00d]

8. Do you sleep all night and work all day?

[NoPasaran]

9. Yes

I also cut down trees, eat my lunch, go to the lavat'ry!

[jedicord]

25. Do you put on women's clothing and hang around in bars? n/t

[NoPasaran]

28. Of course

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear poppa!

[Coexist]

10. Don't feed the Trolls

http://www.inhand.de/Advice/trolls.htm

[killerbush]

11. Hey, at least you didn't get booted off Daily Kos

I did because they have no room for dissent in that piece of crap website.

[leveymg]

19. I didn't think that was possible.

What did you say, pray tell?

[Dunvegan]

15. Because my first name is "Leia" and my last name begins with...

...the first four letters of "Amidala", I'm obviously here as an underground Jedi agent of the Rebel Alliance.

As my character always says, "The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this!"

Bloody Sith Lords Cheney and Boosh...their time is short, and their punishment long.

[leveymg]

16. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

We won't ask you nicely again. B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) :patriot: :evilgrin: :patriot: B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) :yoiks:

[Swamp Rat]

17. SUPPORT FEINGOLD!!! ... SUPPORT CENSURE!!!

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT!!!

SUPPORT FEINGOLD!!!

:patriot:

[Dunvegan]

20. Hey, Swamp Rat...

...I hears ya.

Thanks for the reminder to keep calling and pestering my Congress-critters.

[Swamp Rat]

27. Feingold is setting an important precedent.

Meanwhile, members of the House are getting impeachment papers ready. ;)

This will work if we all support it and believe in it. After all, we only have our lives at stake.

CENSURE BUSH!!! IMPEACH BUSH!!!

SUPPORT FEINGOLD!!!

:patriot:

[leveymg]

23. Hi, SR

How's your head after our trip in the desert with Dr. Lilly? Ready for another mission?

P.S. - I really didn't think dolphins could drive. Oh well, I took care of the paperwork for that.

[Swamp Rat]

26. I'm ready for sleep

Got midterms and papers to write and few precious hours left this weekend. I'll do some astral projection for good measure though. :D

Next week I'll be ready for the mission to Mars. ;)

[leveymg]

29. We have someone who can help you channel and do automatic writing.

If the original author writes the paper through you, it isn't plagiarism - that's settled law.

Send me a topic list, and we'll get you to the right people. That might free up some time for more interesting things this weekend.

Here's the guy to hook up with for that.

He'll be at your door in a few minutes.

[Swamp Rat]

31. I just sent him through a Time Portal

He has a library fine to avoid.



I need all information regarding anthropological theory and GIScience channeled though my Third Eye while I hibernate.

[leveymg]

32. Here is your link on those topics

[Kansas Wyatt]

21. Does that mean you hate America or BushBot America?

I thought communists morphed into terrorists to become the new Boogieman, and selling ourselves out to Communist China was good in BushBot America. Then again, in BushBot America, turning our ports over to terrorist supporting countries is very good. Wait a minute, now I'm confused, who are we suppose to be scared of again?

:shrug:

[cali]

24. We proud bot wingnuts

are making a fervent effort to bring back commiephobia. Of course we still want you to deeply fear all Muslims- beware the Caliphate, and all that. We also want you to feel terror when you think of democrats, the ACLU, all teachers unions, all other unions, Hollywood, gays, trial lawyers, scientists, secular humanists, atheists, episcopalians, environmentalists, historians, the media, especially the NYT, and many, many others, far too numerous to be named.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

22. Awww, did I miss another...

"everybody who doesn't agree with me is a secret double-agent troll" thread somewhere?

[peace frog]

30. I am Spartacus

Now get back to work trolling, you lazy Democrat dock monkeys!

[Occulus]

33. Damn Cylons....

Fuckin' TOASTERS....... geez....

:silly:

[npincus]

34. and I am a Sinner

with LUST in my heart...

[0007]

35. You can have me for immoral purposes if your a troll.

[rinsd]

38. Well I am Indigo Montoya!

[cali]

40. Yeah, yeah

something about preparing to die.