Comedy Central: TSA stands for "take scissors away" or "thousands

[linazelle]

standing around"...:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

1. How about "tied shoes annoying"?

Every time I fly, I get so annoyed by all the people in line who act shocked that they are expected to remove their shoes...and they always have to stand there untying them and hold up the whole line!

(Then again, some airports STILL don't make you take off your shoes...or they only make some people take off their shoes.)

[spindrifter]

2. Very apt. I actually did have

some small scissors taken away by The Simpleton Asses.