Listen up Libtards! I just died laughing at this one...

[TAPat]

it's sort of old stuff from Fundies Say the Darndest Things, January but I nearly spit my wheat thins all over my monitor!
:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:

Most Informed Critique of Another Religion

"In response to comments about Quakers being wiretapped by the NSA in Florida -

QUAKERS DON'T HAVE PHONES LIBTARDS
WAKEUP!"

photoshop_7, Yahoo! Message Board Comments (15)

http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=8825

[KyuzoGator]

1. Ah, Yahoo discussion boards.

I posted about them the other day. Quite astonishing to see Bushbots unmuzzled.

[SeattleGirl]

2. Libtards???????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[aquart]

3. lol!

[helderheid]

4. LMAO!!!

[Minnesota Libra]

5. Expecting fundies to have something besides cobwebs upstairs?? nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. Nixon didn't have a phone?

[Richard Steele]

7. Nope- that's why he had to tap everyone else's!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mrspeeker]

9. lol

good one!

[serryjw]

23. Are there any South Dakota hanger

buttons out on the net?

[Richard Steele]

37. I don't know, BUT...

If you know anyone with one of those 'cafépress' stores,
you can send them mine and have a button made from it.

[serryjw]

39. Thanks

maybe I'll make a T-Shirt

[Richard Steele]

41. I have a much larger JPEG, better detail, if you need it. nm

[FredScuttle]

8. Quakers don't have phones?

Someone better tell Tricky Dick...

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. Are they confusing Quakers with the Amish?

"LIBTARDS"? How creative of them. :rofl:

[donco6]

34. Yes. eom

[SammyWinstonJack]

38. Well that's just embarrassing.... for that person.

:dunce:

[DesertRat]

11. Here's his picture

[Chiyo-chichi]

36. Here's another piccher of him.

[DesertRat]

46. LOL

That guy gets around! :rofl:

[Mythsaje]

12. Why doesn't it surprise me

that a freeper might not know the difference between Quakers and Amish?

[Richard Steele]

20. You know, some Amish actually DO have phones.

Not kidding- I have seen them.

[Mythsaje]

24. Heck...I didn't think they even had electricity.

[Richard Steele]

33. see my post #32 below. nm

[misternormal]

27. Phones...

Amish - no
Mennonites - yes

[Richard Steele]

32. Nope. AMISH, Lancaster County PA.

They just didn't have them in their HOUSES.

But, for emergency use, they would have a tiny building
WAAAY off in a field...Until it was explained to me,
I thought they were OUTHOUSES.
Poorly-located outhouses with a phone line. :wtf:

But it was eventually explained to me:
They don't have any laws against technology itself;
they simply avoid anything which would allow the influence
of the outside world to enter their society.

And they realize that Ambulances and Fire Departments
are kind of a grey area, but generally choose to lean toward
staying alive and unburnt.

So, their official ruling on phones was that it's OK
to have one for emergencies, as long as it is far enough
from your home and barn that you CAN'T HEAR IT RING.

[misternormal]

35. Stand corrected, Thanks... n/t

[alittlelark]

13. I assume 'photoshop_7' is mixing up Quakers and Amish

Libtards is rather funny, I don't know why it makes me laugh - but it does!

[MrPrax]

21. LOL...

Yeah...it's funny...thankfully 'insults' are the ONLY contest these guys win gold with--'thinking' certainly isn't one and most wouldn't even get a 'participant' ribbon for that race...

[NanceGreggs]

14. Yeah, none of them have phones ...

... but I understand they have horse-drawn buggies, and clothes without zippers or buttons.

Well, there's your typical, well-informed Republican voter!

[genieroze]

15. QUAKERS DON'T HAVE PHONES? Bull, not only was one of my

good childhood friends a Quaker, she had a phone, TV, stereo, car, and was taking flying lessons.

[DesertRat]

16. Someone should remind him that Nixon was a Quaker. nt/

[EFerrari]

29. But he probably regretted it!

:rofl:

[helderheid]

18. I was born and raised a Quaker. I met my husband on the internet !

[Ksec]

17. You can find some hilarious whackjobs over at Huffington

I mean hilarious.

And they say it so seriously....which makes it even funnier. When you get a wackjob angry, its like comedy central.

[BrklynLiberal]

19. Guess THIS is what makes up that 38%.....

:rofl:

[Individualist]

25. No doubt about it

They wouldn't recognize a fact if it hit them upside the head.

:rofl:

[kevinbgoode]

22. And fundies dont' have brains. . .

they just have sponge-bob heads that absorb whatever someone screams at them. . .as long as he puts "God" in front of every sentence.

[SammyWinstonJack]

43. LOL!

:rofl: "sponge-bob heads" :rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

26. are they like "pop-tarts"? nt

[sheelz]

28. Here's a Liptard

[SammyWinstonJack]

45. !

:rofl:

[ThoughtCriminal]

30. Irony - NIXON WAS A QUAKER!

Go back to sleep now

[havocmom]

31. LOL was thinkin the same thing!

There are some folks who just need to get out more... out of their limited zone of experiences!

[leftofthedial]

40. you Libtards won't be laughing so hardly

when our great nation's vital oat supplies are threatened by these pilgrims in their black hats.

thank godjezis we have a brave, honest, courageous, well-hung leader like gorge bush to protect us.

you Libtards! and I could call you worse than Libtard if I wanted to.

[Sparkly]

42. LOL

:rofl:

[BlueStorm]

44. Libtards?

Oh how creative!! NOT!!! Is this all that the fundies can do?

Blue

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. All they have are plows and oatmeal!!!

Jeebus on a stick that's one dumb friggin humanoid.... :rofl: