The Bush Family Arrest and Detention Survival Guide

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My favorite section of one of the greatest sites ever.

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/jail.asp

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Noelle Bush Sez: "Granddaddy started the War on Drugs – and we're winning! Now speaking in my capacity as a 'little brown one', I know what I'm talking about when I say how fairly we coloreds get treated by the police every time they catch us with totally legal happy pills that we buy in totally legal bulk from totally legal doctor friends who'll do anything so long as our family puts caps on malpractice suit payouts. As for advice, when you get sentenced to hard time in luxury rehab – don't forget to mention how your uncle is King of America, kids! Then they won't even DREAM of looking for the backup stash at the end of your tampon string!"

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Jebby Bush Sez: "Whassup little dudes and dudettes? Listen, the main thing to remember when you're getting busted is that everything will be way OK. So whether you're boning some horny slut in a mall parking lot, or getting massively wasted and smacking cops around, it's not like there will be any REAL consequences or anything. Oh, and if the pig who's hassling you so much as touches you after you tell him you're like, royalty, just have your old man call up the Attorney General's office and make sure that donut-munching fuck gets totally shit-canned!"

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1. ...and don't forget to stop in and sign up for some faith-based cash:

http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/faith-funding.asp

the drop-down menus are too much!

Average Parishoner Income:
...Over $160K
...Poor


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3. ''The little brown ones'' thing really got to me, then.

George Herbert Walker Bush has an interesting way of looking at people.

PS: Great web site, that.