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I didn't hear the whole thing, but what I heard in the car was hilarious.
First, Guy Noir got called down to Nashville to track down Elvis Presley's banjo which had been stolen from the Country Music Hall Of Fame. Guy swoons over a local girl named Earline, who wears "pants so tight I can count the change in her pocket."
In another skit, he comes across a "precious little girl" that has become separated from her family. He finds out that her parents are Baptist, and so maybe they've been "raptured."
He decides he needs to determine if the Rapture has indeed occurred, so he starts making some calls.
He called Billy Graham, and Graham was home, so the Rapture mustn't have happened.
He called the Pope. But the pope misunderstands his question, and starts rapping in Italian. But the pope's still at the Vatican, so the Rapture mustn't have happened.
He calls Bush at the White House. Bush tells him that his intelligence has not detected "the Rapture or any Rapture-related activities." Plus, Bush was still at the White House, so the Rapture mustn't have happened.
So he turns on the TV to a news channel, which is reporting the mass-disappearance of war-protesters worldwide, as well as of members of the Unitarian-Universialist church. HA!
I wish I could describe it better. I was laughing so hard I almost had a wreck.
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