When they lay down the USS George Walker Bush, what should it be?

[jmowreader]

Poll question: When they lay down the USS George Walker Bush, what should it be?

In another thread, someone pointed out that they're presently constructing the USS George Herbert Walker Bush, which is a Nimitz-class nuclear-powered aircraft carrier. (It has to be an aircraft carrier--there's not enough room to put that name on a smaller vessel.)

So in the tradition of naming Naval vessels after presidents, what kind of ship should they name after Shrub?

[negativenihil]

1. Floating Target!!! n/t

[Kingshakabobo]

10. LOL. I should know better than sipping coffee while opening threads.

Floating target :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ezlivin]

2. Watch out for the USS Cheney - that ship will shoot anything that moves

And it never reports its position.

[FSogol]

3. Bicycle with training wheels? Segway? n/t

[Chiyo-chichi]

4. A leaky dinghy

with only one oar in the water!

[vademocrat]

5. Other -

[Untermonkey]

6. Not sure what kind of ship it should be...

...But it certainly should be nook-you-luhr powered. The problem with a USS Bush is the damn thing would refuse to go left, even a little bit.

[DainBramaged]

7. Garbage scow, so everyone can point and go look at the shit wagon

[PsN2Wind]

8. We should quit building brazillion dollar

ego boosters for ex-prezs and return to the tradition of naming them after battles that had real signifigance in our history.
Adding for those too young to know, i.e Midway, Lexington, Antietam, Valley Forge etc. The only carrier of that time named for a President was The Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

[Scurrilous]

9. Ship inside a bottle...

...a whiskey bottle. :thumbsup:

[quaoar]

11. A pirate ship from Somalia

AAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[obreaslan]

12. They already built it. The S.S. Dubya.....

[Ganja Ninja]

13. I give you the USS George HW Bush.

[zbdent]

14. Starship Titanic

30 seconds after christening, it disappears . . .

[rustydog]

15. The first submarine with a screen door.

[TahitiNut]

16. Ideally? A prison ship ... a floating brig.

Alternatively, it'd be a 'ship' without a rudder and without guts that was towed behind a submarine (the USS Cheney).