B*sh about to get his ass kissed from "audience"

[npincus]

I hope all the pre-selected Chimp-loving audience members remember their scripted questions.... the Chimp is about to stop screeching and "take questions".

Oh, brother.

[trotsky]

1. "Mister President,"

"How does it feel to be so awesome and to be hated by Satan's minions?"

[npincus]

4. Mist-ah Pres-i-dent.

AH LUV YEW!!!

[pimpbot]

39. OH NOES! We found him! The "WE LUV YOU" guy

Just started speaking. This guy is pimping some revolution club. Now Bush is trying to crack jokes.

[shaniqua6392]

2. Did he just say that they are now free from fascism??

Um. Could he leave office so that we could be free from fascism? That would be great.

[quinnox]

3. Yea, like the obligatory

"How can we make all the good news happening in Iraq filter out to the American media more instead of all the negative stories?"

[imax2268]

6. They can use his tactic...

Pay the media to make shit up...

[npincus]

5. TERRA TERRA TERRA TERRA TERRA TERRA

and...

TERRISTS!

[imax2268]

8. I think

that first question stumped him...what a moron...

Look at him stalling...

[Blue Belle]

7. Where is he at? Where are you seeing this?

Could you give us a little more detail?

[imax2268]

10. MSNBC, CNN...

There may be a few more carrying it...

[npincus]

9. WOW... "war on terrorism are signs of the apocalyse?"

WHOA.... how the HELL did she make it through the screeners!

you go, girl!


oooh.. Chimpy is citing "Sept 11"... when all else fails, scream 9-11!

[chelsea0011]

15. I thought the same. Especially, when he got that dumb-founded

look on his face.

[Hobarticus]

17. Ah yes....his smashing little black 9/11 dress is back from the cleaners

It goes with everything, you know.

[npincus]

32. LOL- that's a great one!

[Hobarticus]

37. Can't claim credit, but I love it too n/t

[bluedeminredstate]

184. That phrase immediately brings up a

visual image in my mind the second I read it (I think I read it about 15 times b/c it cracked me up) and I actually see the Chimp with his pearls, pumps and clutch to complete the fetching look. It's kinda funny/kinda retinas-are-burning-permanently when I think of it. It's a great line for describing the way Chimperor has used September 11th as his personal treasure chest.

:silly:

[Hobarticus]

188. Picture if you will...

The White House press room, just before the President speaks. Murmuring, rustling papers and notebooks, cameras and recorders whirring...

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States..."

And suddenly, this smashing figure slinks in in a terrific little Dolce & Gabbana number, cut all the way up to there. He appears a little awkward on the stillettos, but he's confident and sure as he sashays to the podium.

It's as quiet as a tomb. He approaches the podium, clears his throat, and speaks:

"My fellow Americans: nine-eleven. Thank you."

He dashes off the stage and into a waiting limo for fabulous pina coladas at Trader Vics. His hair was....perfect.

[chelsea0011]

11. He was asked about radical religious factions in politics and

answered about 9-11. He other words, he was stumped.

[tridim]

12. "I'm a practical fella" ... "9/11" .. "protectin' 'Merika"

Answering a question about Iraq being a sign of the Apocalypse.

WTF?

[liveoaktx]

13. How many ways can he answer ANY question with "Protect American"-9/11

Sheesh. Woman asking him if he's a fundy nutjob.. totally avoiding the question.

[chelsea0011]

18. LOL

[liveoaktx]

20. Occurs to me maybe he didn't "unnastan" the question-his answer

has NOTHING to do with what that woman asked.

[SammyWinstonJack]

166. Ya know, just a thought but wouldn't a real leader be a tad wary of

bringing up an attack on the people of his country especially when he was asleep at the wheel for months leading up to it? Not DUHbya though, he loves to bring it up, and doesn't even begin to think that some are questioning why he did nothing to prevent it. Guess he continues to cite Septembertheeleventh because he isn't called on it face to face.

[npincus]

14. LORD... he is HELPLESS wihtout cue cards!

[liveoaktx]

FCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU WERE ASKED

[npincus]

21. he is WAY too fucking stupid... that's why his handlers give him

scripts to read and script audience response

[npincus]

30. should I WATCH? (I'm just listening...)

am I missing anything by just listening? Is his jaw grinding like there's no tomorrow?

[liveoaktx]

34. Yes, he's jaw-grinding... waiting for him to suck back his snot like he

usually does.

[pimpbot]

16. Why are they covering this WHOLE event

Usually they just put up sound clips of his stupid speeches. Slow news day?

I watched a few minutes and DAMN it was boring. I mean, usually there is enough stupid things he is saying to make me laugh, but it was slow, cumbersome, and booooooooooring.

Whats up with the echo on his mic? Can't the white house afford a decent setup?

[LunaC]

55. I bitched to MSNBC and made a programming suggestion

"Whenever you wholly give over your cable station to cover one of Bush's boringly repetetive, monotonous, stumbling/bumbling/stuttering speeches, I CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!! I'm sure I'm not the only one. When he stops spewing propaganda and says something new and truthful, perhaps I'll tune back in. Until then, you'd be better served by showing only sound bites of his speaking engagements if you want to keep your viewership from clicking away to another station."

[TAPat]

19. I had this on CNN while in another room

and found myself saying (as usual every time I hear the * speak) "yeah, right - oh, shut up - give it a rest already - jeez, does anybody believe this crap -"
I get so tired of saying the same thing over and over, but * doesn't! :banghead:

[shaniqua6392]

Me too! I was saying....

"What a liar". "What an ass____". "Uh Uh Uh". "Spit it out you jerk".

[tridim]

22. Whoa! He's not getting "ass kissing" questions

Now one about the lies leading up to the war.

[npincus]

25. I must say, I am pleasantly surprised...

is it that hard to find a pro-B*sh audience nowadays?

[pimpbot]

26. Yea but hes been coached

To spin pretty much any question asked into a set of responses that he has already memorized. It would be really cool if someone asked a question about a topic that isnt in the headlines currently and really threw him off.

[tridim]

33. Well, I never assumed he would actually answer the questions

He never does.

The questions are good though.. So far.

[liveoaktx]

23. The "It was all BULLSHIT" -question.... bringing up Clinton

very careful to say Saddam didn't order the attacks on America.

[liveoaktx]

28. How do *we* regain credibility? -Too late, jackass, *YOU* cannot

do it. Brought up again that it was Saddam's choice, his fault that we invaded Iraq. Yeah, he shouldn't have told the truth, that he had no WMD, demmit.

[AlCzervik]

24. This has got to be the most awkward thing i've ever seen.

[chelsea0011]

27. 2nd question....you are a lying sack o shit. How can the US ever

believe you?

answer- all I think about is protecting America

[liveoaktx]

31. I feel a "Jerks and Smirks" video coming on with how many times

he says Protect.

[SammyWinstonJack]

172. Too bad that wasn't even on his radar before 9/11.

[TahitiNut]

29. His every 'answer' is self-centered and self-serving.

He rests on his ASSertions - without balance, without reason, without truth. The constant regurgitation of specious talking points and falsehoods, coupled with a posture of exploitation is appalling. He's devoid of the courage and sacrifice he demands of others.

[MoonRiver]

35. He's totally lost it. ' It was up to Saddam to come clean.

The whole world thought he had wmd. Wasn't my fault if he didn't.' :crazy: BLABLABLA, DROOLDROOLDROOL, :puke::puke::puke:

[Roland99]

53. HOW THE FVCK CAN ONE COME CLEAN ON SOMETHING NOT THERE?!?!?!?!?

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[coalition_unwilling]

178. Exactly. Saddam denied he had WMD and he didn't have WMD.

So what does "coming clean" mean?

[MoonRiver]

186. My sentiments exactly.

:mad:

[AlCzervik]

36. asskisser up now.

[liveoaktx]

38. Equating communism with today's situation..

Geez, the hungarian guy must have a script himself or he's given this own speech many times

[npincus]

40. man, and he's eating up the clock! get to the point, ASS.

[AlCzervik]

43. oh dear god!! "How can we help you?"

Help me to help you, help me to help you----i am Hungarian people!!! I think i just threw up in mouth a little.

[chelsea0011]

41. "how can we help you"

[pimpbot]

45. what a loser

He said bush's war in iraq was COURAGEOUS. HUH?!? What the F did bush do in Iraq? He hides behind his handlers.

[TahitiNut]

48. That wasn't just an 'asskisser' - he fellated Junior in public.

That guy was a full-fledged sycophant ... brainless, drooling, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging sycophant.

[AlCzervik]

52. oh the irony of hearing * say "Totalitarianism fascists"

[npincus]

56. LOL- I'd say he's a #3

[WI_DEM]

42. Bush wouldn't dare allow the general public in

his people know too well that all hell would break loose.

[liveoaktx]

44. "My main job is to make the case as plainly as I can" -NO, your job

is to quit being Huckster-Salesman in Chief and be a PRESIDENT.

Ass

[npincus]

46. "Nobody likes beheadings"

The man is a GENIUS!

[chelsea0011]

49. an nobody likes be stripped naked, covered with a hood, and

wired to electrical outlets.

[Canuckistanian]

73. He actually SAID THAT?

My God, how can any human being be so stupid?

Wait, don't answer that.

[npincus]

174. He's right behind #4

[liveoaktx]

47. 9/11 affected the way I think-Yeah, pushed you over the sanity edge

[Botany]

50. the connection between Iraq and the war on terror.

but I never said that Saddam ordered the attacks on 9/11 .....

He is nutz.



Although he has had his hair lightened

The notion of liberty and peace ..... tell that to the 100,000 + dead Iraqis.

[mac56]

171. He HAS had his hair lightened!

Trying to look more Clintonesque?!

[Cornus]

51. "They're willing to use tactics to achieve their strategy."

WTF does that mean?

[Roland99]

57. They have their own strategery.

[Botany]

64. Because he is nutz it makes sense.

That is the only reason I can come up with ..... he is laughing and smirking as he is
talking about the war.

Please try not to listen too closely to his words .... because logic, syntax, and thought do
not cloud his thinking.

[SammyWinstonJack]

177. I'm sure he doesn't know.

[chelsea0011]

54. "retention rates are high in the military" in other words they didn't use

you as a guide.

[liveoaktx]

58. Who are the Bad Guys? Question

[VolcanoJen]

59. Question: "Is Iraq like a honeycomb that you're drawing Al-Qaeda...

... into?"

Seriously, that was the question, from the mother of a Marine.

:-(

[liveoaktx]

62. She was crying, and said something about her son not being a terrorist

wonder where she was coming from?

[chelsea0011]

60. "three types of folks trying to stop freedom" . What a fruitcake.

[liveoaktx]

61. I HATE his body language when he can't get an answer right away

and he shakes back and forth like he's working out the answer.

[bigtree]

63. Here he goes with the terrorist rundown in Iraq

great for quotes later. Must get transcript from WH.com

[redwitch]

65. AH, now he talks about the privileged

and Saddam's base- lots like HIS base.

[npincus]

66. comparing JAPAN to IRAQ???

what a fucking retard!

[liveoaktx]

69. Not only is that argument totally bogus, but what about, uh, PAKISTAN????

[Botany]

67. I love them Japs

"We talk the peace with my best buddy."

[Brotherjohn]

68. Umm... "During Saddam there was no such thing as minority rights?"

Wasn't Saddam part of the minority? (Sunni)

[npincus]

70. did he say that democracies "don't war with each other"?

did he say that?

[Brotherjohn]

79. You're assuming we're a democracy. n/t

[Island Blue]

85. I thought he said something about Europe being in two wars,

"but now they don't war any more." I never knew war could be a verb.

This has got to be the dumbest man alive. (That is of course if you don't count the dumbasses who actually thought it would be a good idea to vote for him not once, but twice.)

[liveoaktx]

117. Thought the same thing-actually went into dictionary.com to check!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=war

it's WAGE WAR or be AT WAR, what a dumbass.

[AlCzervik]

71. you know he goes from looking like he needs a pair of---

"Oops i crapped my pants" to looking pissed.

[liveoaktx]

72. Iraq only a theatre in the War On Terror- bow down, you cretins, to

the LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Brotherjohn]

74. His whole line is the "straw man" CBS talks about now (and we have been...

... writing about forever).

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/18/politics/main1419363.shtml

[Webster Green]

168. Yep....."Some say that certain people can't govern themselves"..

Who said that chimpy, you lying asshole?:banghead:

[npincus]

75. WHOA... good one! College or Iraq... College or Iraq...

Iraq wins!

[liveoaktx]

78. He is out and out lying about the student loan stuff....

Will that kid be smart enough to call him on it?

[liveoaktx]

76. The Money Question- College Costs versus War in Iraq

We can do more than one thing at one time, growing our economy.

NOw he's LYING about the Pell Grants and Student Loan program. He is just flat out LYING.

and what about the Debt Ceiling, doofus?

[liveoaktx]

80. Sequed into TORT REFORM and "Protectionism"

WTF did TORT Reform have to do with that kid's question?

[dogday]

77. Is this a President or a Comedian

He thinks this shit is funny I guess

[VolcanoJen]

81. From the audience: "Every chief needs an Indian on their side."

Bush... "Heh! Heh-heh!! Hehhehhehheh!"

[AlCzervik]

82. i predict bush won't be doing this again, this was a trial balloon imo

so next time we see the Dimson in will be in front of a 100% hand picked friendly audience.

[liveoaktx]

83. Pakistan and Indian-"nurture both relationships to achieve common goals"

but PAKISTAN IS NOT A DEMOCRACY

[HamdenRice]

84. Rust belt Ohio crowd applaud about taxes, not about protectionism

We gotta keep the conomy strong. the conomy's strong. and gettin stronger. But we can put in policies to make it weaker

What a stupid stream of consciousness. Interesting that the Ohio crowd applauded about taxes, but not when he warned against protectionism.

[liveoaktx]

86. "Democracies Don't War" - uh...... Hello????????

[tridim]

89. Maybe he's talking about Canada?

Certainly can't be talking about 'Merika.

[coalition_unwilling]

179. Canada, please liberate us. We apologize for the moose jokes, eh? (n/t)

[npincus]

181. some learn from History books, others watch "South Park"

[Botany]

90. This crowd is very screened

If he met w/ the normal man or women in Ohio they (60%+) would tear him a new ass.

[countryjake]

173. But this was touted as a "non-screened" gathering...

an experiment in "connecting" with the people. Some of the questions were pretty nicely framed...he just sidled away from directly answering those people.

[Raksha]

190. It was touted as a "non-screened" gathering?

I'm not watching or listening (heard enough of his illiterate lying speeches), just following this thread on DU.

But isn't touting this thing as a "non-screened" gathering a tacit admission that they usually ARE screened, with all possible dissenters or non ass-kissers evicted before the show begins? Of course it's common knowledge, but it's amazing that BushCo would actually ADMIT it. How is that supposed to help his approval rating?

[imax2268]

87. Did he just say

"democracies don't war"...?

WTF...?

Where the fuck did he come up with that one...?

[liveoaktx]

88. Yes..... Ass.

[npincus]

92. we can only hope that MSM speech analysts rip him a new one...

yeah, I know. But one can HOPE.

MSNBC had a promo that the Simian- in -Chief's speech will be analyzed "all day".

[Brotherjohn]

91. "Democracies don't war." So let's invade and conquer every non-democracy!

Then there would be no war, right?

(excuse me, I meant "Then no one 'would war', right?")

[liveoaktx]

93. Indian "WANTS" to be part of the NPT- yuh-huh.... then why didn't they

sign it before we gave them Nukes for Mangos?

[liveoaktx]

97. Heh-"Aren't you glad Old George W decided to enter a strategic relationsh

with India"

[npincus]

104. it's hard to sign with that sticky mango-juice running down one's fingers

[Botany]

94. India

They have 30 years of not proliferating.

What a fuck wit!

[HamdenRice]

95. "You find out a lot about India cause it's a free press" WTF??? nt

[imax2268]

100. what a moron...

OH my GOD...

This is hilarious...

Oh wait...he just envoked 9/11 again...

[SammyWinstonJack]

180. Jesus!

:rofl: :banghead: :rofl: India is a free press? :rofl: What a Dumbass! :rofl: Oh God! :rofl:

[dogday]

96. WTF would he know about an open process?

This has been the most secretive administration every...

[HamdenRice]

98. "The Cold War -- it's over folks ... Aren't you glad old George Bush ..."

something, something about selling nukes to India

[HamdenRice]

102. That's it .. "Old George Bush entered a strategic relationship..." nt

[VolcanoJen]

99. LOL LOL LOL "How long do y'all get to ask questions?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[liveoaktx]

105. He can't use the "I'm late for dinner with Laura" baloney today

[liveoaktx]

101. Illegal Wiretapping Question Just a "Kerfluffle in the press"

[imax2268]

106. Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha...

:rofl:

[Botany]

108. But what about his

Terrance surveillance program.

He is nutz.

[NRaleighLiberal]

103. am in a mtg - did he drop any "Nukulars" yet???

[HamdenRice]

107. Hasn't pronounced nuclear correctly once! nt

[HamdenRice]

110. NSA wiretaps: "We're gonna keep doin it" and crowd applauds nt

[imax2268]

111. oh man...

asskisser up to the mic...

[maveric]

109. Yes. I heard two "New-kew-lar's"

[liveoaktx]

112. SMOOOCCHHHHHHHHHHHH- now Domestic Policy question

TERROR TERROR, my children cannot play in the streets.

[Botany]

113. Ass kisser!

Your comments on Iraq have been enlightening.

[liveoaktx]

114. Heh! Domestic Policy in 60 seconds- Poverty! NCLB!

[imax2268]

115. oh my..."elightening"...?

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[liveoaktx]

116. Fuck! He suddently got "Enlightened"-some people in society being

left behind. (how to fix? "Measure and correct problems")

Sheesh.

[Brotherjohn]

118. Wiretapping Q : NEVER answered the question!

The question was (paraphrased) "WHY is warrantless wiretapping necessary if FISA allows you to get a warrant up to 72 hours after?"

He NEVER answered.

He said that his NSA guy said (not Bush, you see) that yes, there was something more that could be done to fight terrorism after 9-11 (9-11, 9-11, 9-11, 911!!!)...

He made some implication that FISA was "too cumbersome"...

He said "lawyers" told him it was legal (well, THAT settles it!)...

And he lied about ten times in a minute about Congressional notification.

NEVER answered the question.

[seaglass]

119. Make him go away. He shouldn't even speak the word science.

You're all brave souls, I can't listen to this bullshit anymore.

[imax2268]

124. boy...

this is definetly a "screened" audience...

Listen to this guy..."I commend you"...:wtf: :puke:

[HughBeaumont]

120. The Chimp is HERE???

I was wondering where the stench on Euclid Ave was coming from. He's at the City Club tryin' to drum up war support. Ha ha ha ha.

[npincus]

121. SLURP * SLURP * SLURP

[liveoaktx]

122. Okay, Trainer of Ernie Shaver- GET TO THE POINT instead of

tooting your own horn. Now on to the story of his life.

I hate this kind of question that is autobiographical.

[liveoaktx]

127. Ugh....

[liveoaktx]

175. There is ONE black guy in the audience and he is hugged up next

to Bush after his speech and looking around. I'll BET that's the trainer suck up guy.

[countryjake]

123. That's not true, is it? Were the majority affected by Katrina, renters?

It galls me to hear him use his "ownership" spiel!

[Brotherjohn]

125. If we had a media, they'd spend a month ripping him on this speech...

... and his "answers".

[VolcanoJen]

126. Another Asskisser! PLANT!!

Boxing analogies now... he's a plant thanking Senator Voinovich and President Bush for the "Minorityn Contractors Act" which has given him so much work in New Orleans helping rebuild in the aftermath of Katrina.

MY GOD the "questioner" even slipped in a "thank you for your faith-based initiatives" ass-kiss.

[HamdenRice]

128. An African American ass kisser making me ashamed to be a Black Man

Well, more embarassed for the guy considering Black support for Bush is almost non-existent

[Brotherjohn]

135. It wasn't even a question! It was a "thank you"! nt

[Blue_In_AK]

129. I tried to watch, really I did

but I had to come back here after about five minutes. He's just way too painful to watch.

[Atman]

130. He is really desperate to get out of there!

"Doesn't anybody work in this town?"

Insulting the audience always works! What a dick.

[liveoaktx]

136. Twitching up his face "Tell people what that is"-yeah, BUSH

doesn't know.

[liveoaktx]

139. "You gotta help me get an onion plucker... or whatever you do"

[tridim]

140. Isn't that a Homer Simpsonism?

Could you explain that, uhm.. for my wife, she's a little slow.

[liveoaktx]

142. heh!

[liveoaktx]

131. Guy reads Bremer's book and says "Thank You" -I heard Bremer

and wanted to smack him.

[imax2268]

132. Oh my god...

these people are delusional...

[npincus]

133. UGH... "thank you for protecting us"

I just spewed on my keyboard.

[Botany]

134. Thank you for protecting us.

Where are these people coming from?

[tridim]

137. From some magical land where the Pres's job is to "protect us"

instead of honoring his oath to "Protect and defend the Constitution".

[SammyWinstonJack]

182. Every time some ass kissing bushbot thanks him for "protecting" us

his over inflated ego grows that much larger. He eats this shit up. He thrives on it.

[redwitch]

138. I had to change the channel. I tried but

:banghead:

[liveoaktx]

141. I'm actually entering into a state of hilarity... he's making me laugh

cause he's such an incompetent fool.

[redwitch]

163. that is a healthy response

wish I could laugh at him but he makes me feel evil instead.

[HughBeaumont]

146. Not from Cleveland, that's for sure.

Probably from the rich parts of our suburbs. Even in my city, the rich areas voted for Lancelot Link overwhelmingly.

[liveoaktx]

149. Working people aren't downtown at the City Club

[LouisianaLiberal]

143. We have become a nation of idiots.

How can anyone take this seriously?

[liveoaktx]

147. I notice they're not showing the audience, maybe if Cspan is there

they will so we can see if anyone is snickering.

[tridim]

144. "The Onion Guy"

* is a complete fucktard.

[Botany]

152. You don't know the Onion Guy?

[liveoaktx]

153. Oh, STOP IT! Pepsi all over the monitor! Bwahahahahahahahah

[npincus]

161. have you seen the Muffin Man?

the muffin man... the muffin man... Have you seen the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane?

[tridim]

158. No, but there's a song about him.. Isn't the Internets neat?

Onion Guy by FlyingOcelot



When life has knocked you down
And you’re woozy with the punch
When evil’s everywhere around you
And you just can’t face…your lunch

He will appear in your hour of need
And you can’t thank him too much
Bland marinara is a thing of the past
With just one simple touch

Onion Guy, oh Onion Guy
For truth and justice standing tall
Onion Guy, hey Onion Guy
Bringing pungency to the lives of all

He’s selfless and untiring
He guards us while we sleep
He’s deeper than anyone you know
He’s layered like a…well, like a…
He’s deep

With his trusty sidekick Mr. Leek
He seeks out problems to tackle
Fighting the nefarious plans
Of his nemesis, Sir Ipecackle

Onion Guy, oh Onion Guy,
He’s more than the apple of my eye
Onion Guy, he’s Onion Guy
Making the world a safer place to cry

(Onion Guy will always fight for the principles of truth, justice, and extra condiments!
He will never cease his efforts to bring onion rings to all!)
Onion Guy, hey Onion Guy
He’s more than the apple of my eye
(And onion pie! And onion fingers!
And onion balls! And onion sorbet!)
Onion Guy, hey Onion Guy
Making the world a safer place to cry

[tridim]

167. And his trusty sidekick.. Onion Boy

[VolcanoJen]

162. OMG, That Onion Guy!!

Bush is seriously the stupidest president ever. It's painful.

[Botany]

170. Yes that Onion Guy

Bush is seriously the stupidest president ever. It's painful. I have lint that is smarter.

[liveoaktx]

145. STill flogging his guest worker program- Yeah, come on in, Mexico

and do the work that no employees will pay well for and then GO BACK HOME.

[npincus]

150. "work people won't do" because the minimum wage is in the TOILET

Chimp and his ilk wouldn't DARE raise it, either.

[VolcanoJen]

164. Bush Plan: All immigrants will get the new JAWD Card!!

Immigrants shall be issued a "Jobs Americans Won't Do" (JAWD) Card.

:eyes:

[Botany]

148. A Forgering industy for the onion guy out there ....

Did i just hear that?

[liveoaktx]

151. If he fucking has to GO BACK TO WORK because we're paying him a lot

of money, then does mean he's taking this off his vacay time, at his own expense, from his own SALARY and not the taxpayers?

[npincus]

155. oh, I was HAPPY to pay the $40,000 the bastard spent to vote in Crawford

why, he could have taken his ballot to Fiji.. I'd be THRILLED to foot the bill so he could vote on the beach!

[liveoaktx]

156. I'd be thrilled to foot the bill if he decided to test drive his forgotten

proposal about going to Mars.

[Webster Green]

154. The chimp has a real serious case of coke-jaw

He's high as a kite for this speech.

[npincus]

157. not watching... I don't have a TV in this room

I have to visualize that sliding, jerking mandible.

[liveoaktx]

160. Beating a retreat now

[Brotherjohn]

159. Just say it! The only diff btwn Iraq and Iran is: this is 3 years later!

I mean, you sound exactly the same, word for word, as you did three-plus years ago.

"We hope we can settle this with diplomacy, blah blah blah."

Your plan is exactly the same.

[Rocknrule]

165. Oh, for one hopeful moment, I thought you said "kicked"

[Atman]

169. Okay, so what is the real story about the Cleveland City Club?

Did Bush really get invited, or did BushCo decide he wanted to speak there because of their reputation for not allowing scripted questions -- and then bussed in his fawning operatives anyway? I cannot believe in any way that half those questions were not scripted.

[npincus]

176. General on MSNBC disagreeing with Chimp about Iraq

being the "central front in the war on terror. it's Iran".

[Roland99]

183. I thought it was Washington, D.C.?

[imax2268]

185. How's this shirt...?

http://www.cafepress.com/kronickstore.51700387"

[npincus]

187. Excellent!

My, you're quick!

[countryjake]

189. Here's a link to the protest going on outside that hotel...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=708257&mesg_id=708257



(snagged from CatWoman's post)



Madeline O'Brien, right, joins a protest outside a Cleveland hotel where President Bush delivered a speech on the war on terrorism Monday, March 20, 2006. Three years after the start of the war in Iraq, Bush is trying to shore up support for both the lingering conflict and his leadership. (AP Photo/Jamie Yanak)