I just sent this e-mail to Rush the Junkie

Archae

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:31 PM
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I just sent this e-mail to Rush the Junkie

Edited on Mon Mar-20-06 02:32 PM by Archae

Hey Rush, why haven't YOU enlisted?

The US Army needs people to go to Iraq, and don't say "I'm too old..." the
Army will accept you now.

Or will you use that infected pimple on your ass to weasel out of serving,
AGAIN, you coward?

-Ross

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physioex

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:32 PM
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1. Don't forget....

Hammity, Weiner and the likes..... :rofl:

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Hubert Flottz

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:33 PM
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2. He can't because they don't take insane dope addicts anymore.

People with criminal records.

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wtbymark

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:34 PM
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3. they now accept felons and the mentaly ill......Go Amerika!

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BOSSHOG

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:35 PM
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4. He could drive a truck for Halliburton

but rush would fuck that up just like everything else he has attempted. the only thing he has been successful at is hating other human beings.

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ArbustoBuster

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Mon Mar-20-06 03:08 PM
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7. I'll bet Bush wishes that rule had been in effect during Vietnam.

"Y'all can't take me to Viet-knob, ossifer! I'm a drug add-lict and I gots a crumb-minal recordify!"

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Hubert Flottz

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Mon Mar-20-06 03:26 PM
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9. Rush wouldn't make a good "point man" in a Jimmy Swaggart ...

Edited on Mon Mar-20-06 03:27 PM by Hubert Flottz

whorehouse! Too ugly for the Army, too cowardly for the Marines too fat assed to ride a fighter plane. The clean water act rules out the Navy! Besides turds don't float anyhoo!

Edit...Couldn't trust him to be a medic!

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shenmue

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:38 PM
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5. Good luck...

expecting him to be coherent enough to read it...

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gekeeley

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:39 PM
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6. Maybe...

he'll just talk everyone to death... and to victory!!!

His venomous lies may unite Iraq faster than our forced democracy.

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libodem

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Mon Mar-20-06 03:11 PM
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8. thought it was an anal wart problem

not a festering butt pimple

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