If you had access to the keyboard display under * what would you

[xultar]

be typing?

It seems to me that all the news organisations have bushbots working the little banner under *.
If I had control of it I'd be typing things like...


"This doesn't make any sense folks"
"He's linking 9/11 to Iraq, I thought he said he didn't do that"
"Blah blah blah, BULLSHIT! Blah blah blah."

What would you be typing in the news banner under chimpy.

Give us your best shots!

[bunkerbuster1]

1. "Many worship the President as Jesus."

[global1]

2. What A Great SNL Bit.....

or a Letterman bit; or a Conan bit. Play a speech of his and superimpose the banner calling him out on everything he says.

[Theres-a]

3. Facts that dispute his every point

Probably wouldn't be to difficult,either.

[TlalocW]

4. I would just take various words that are about to scroll up

And do what he does to them.

"I'm an understander. That means I understand things."
"The terrorists are evil-doers. That means they do evil."
"I'm the president. That means I presidentize."

Etc.

And I would include the stage directions, "Pause, spread arms, hunch over, and smirk," after each line.

TlalocW

[RaleighNCDUer]

5. Put things in his own words...

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[rpgamerd00d]

6. "THIS MAN IS LYING!" "THIS MAN IS LYING!" "THIS MAN IS LYING!"

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[TheBaldyMan]

7. say it under oath - you dumb fuck n/t

[Rocknrule]

8. "This man has no penis"

"He blows goats - I have proof"
"Sphincter boy"

And yes, I like Wayne's World

[JNelson6563]

9. What a hilarious idea!

Xultar, you would think of such a fun thing!! I could list stuff for hours. haha

Good one! :toast:

Julie

[michael_1166]

10. "Chucklenut McPissypants - destroyer of the world"

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. ...For a good time, call Jeff. 1-800-TALON-NEWS...

...This space for rent... ...Desperately trying to hide the fact that he's peed in his pants... ...Is that a little booger in his nose?...

(This is about the point at which I figure the news producer would walk in and shoot me on the spot...)