What do you think Bush says when he wakes up in the morning?

[BushOut06]

Is his first thought:

a) What can I do to screw up the country today?

b) Pants go on first, THEN the shoes

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. A. I think he goes to bed at night thinking that.

[rodeodance]

2. I think he is tired of being President and says--I want to go back to TX.

[LostInAnomie]

3. Thank god for rubber sheets!

Now line me up a rail of blow, Pickles.

[guinivere]

4. Dang, I wet the bed again. nt

[leftofthedial]

5. where am I?

screams hdeously and then, if laying on his right side, says, Oh, Laura. It's you.

If laying on his left, says, Oh Condi. It's you.

[BiggJawn]

6. "Ah want Mah MAYPO!!!"

Right after "Thank GAWD f'Depends!"

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Where's my "hair of the dog"????

[peekaloo]

8. Licks his lips and thanks god Big Dick Cheney likes pineapple juice.

[imax2268]

9. when he wakes up...?

Hey...make us a couple more of those Bloody Mary's there Poncho...

[MadHound]

10. "Huh, wha', muh hair!"

Hoping somebody gets the reference and joke;)

[SledDriver]

11. I need a (snoooooooooort) drink (snooooooooooort)!

HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS... ohh, 'mornin Laura.

[BrklynLiberal]

12. "Who wet my side of the bed?"

[Frank Cannon]

13. "Same time tomorrow, Mr. Gannon?" n/t

[Kurovski]

28. "Got wood, Jeffy?"

"Bring it on!"

[Kurovski]

29. Say...if you married Jeff Gannon, you'd be Frank Cannon-Gannon.

Sorry to bring up such a disturbing thought. :scared:

[Warpy]

14. c: "hair of the dog, now!"

[tatertop]

15. "I'm gonna hit 'em hard!"

[jobycom]

16. Who knows, but it's probably a lie, like everything else he says. nt

[rpgamerd00d]

17. Holy Shit, it wasnt a dream, I *am* President! D'oh!

[riona]

18. where's my crown?

[Saphire]

19. where's my bottle of hooch.

[maveric]

20. "Wake up Condi-Honey. We're gonna be late!"

"I hope that Laura made some coffee."

[CatWoman]

21. how about

"duh"?

[Rocknrule]

22. Condi, last night was fantastic! Lets get wasted and play some more GTA!!

[Jose Diablo]

23. What's for breakfast? n/t

[Richard D]

24. "I just had a dream . . .

. . . I was a real presedent"

[Cleita]

25. I need a heart starter, Where's my whiskey and coffee. n/t

[0007]

26. Fuck!

[OhioChick]

27. "Laura, Laura...........

Where's Jim?"