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Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 08:29 PM by IanDB1
From: Dick Cheney To: Scooter Libby
Scooter,
My hot, lesbian daughter loves the liederhosen you bought her. She and her partner are probably having hot, lesbian sex right now while she wears it. Thank you.
Also, that Joe Wilson guy is really pissing me off. I am so mad! You ever wish you could just shoot someone? Anyway, I don't think even I could get away with that. So why don't you call Bob Novak and tell him that Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, is a covert CIA operative.
If Novak gives you any trouble, just say two words: "Franklin Coverup."
Yes, I know I just told you to do something illegal, but this email will never be discovered because it contains classified information-- in this case, it contains the name of a covert CIA agent (Valerie Plame).
Also, today's secret code to open the "nuclear football" is 6XW-AP9-7003-PQ.
There!
Now this email is double-super-secret-executive privileged!
I'm going to go masturbate while I watch my daughter having hot, lesbian sex on the secret camera I installed in her room.
From: Dick Cheney To: George W. Bush
Yes, Mr. President, I am sure that email was not really from the ex-president of Nigeria. Otherwise, I would not have called back the strike-force you authorized.
Nobody will know about your little mistake. I have arranged for that squad to try and deliver unusable, contaminated jet fuel in an un-armored convoy through the most dangerous part of Iraq. They will never be heard from again.
As for the matter of Valerie Plame, I have instructed Scooter Libby to out her to Bob Novak.
I'll look into the matter of the email from Craig Sheingold and get back to you.
Oh, and thanks for putting that camera in Jenna's bedroom for me. It's almost as good as the one in Barbara's bathroom. Maybe soon we can put one in the younger Barbara's bathroom?
The secret code name for the new military space-plane is Wafflehouse.
That information is classified, therefore this message is now protected by executive privilege.
From: George H. Bush To: Dick Cheney
Dick,
Please let me know when you have that camera installed in George Junior's bathroom.
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