BREAKING: "Suspicious package" found at WH....right on cue.

[Bluebear]

CNN

[Beelzebud]

1. No worries, it's just the flight suit from Mission Accompished Day.

[tanyev]

21. That package was very suspicious.

:rofl:

[guinivere]

37. heh heh

The presidential socks doing their duty for Amurika.

[tanyev]

57. The PINK presidential socks.

:patriot:

[rodeodance]

58. wonder if we wil ever see it before they blow it up.

[Minnesota_Lib]

141. Are you referring to.....

...this presidential package?

[Gato Moteado]

2. it's junior's cocaine

nt

[Flubadubya]

135. ...or Limbo lost his Oxycontin stash.

Thought he might share with his "hero". :puke:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. the most suspicious part is the timing. say, *, how are your poll numbers?

[MADem]

4. Did the dealer leave the goods in the wrong spot?

Yo, dummy, it was GIVE IT TO THE SHRUB, not LEAVE IT IN THE SHRUB!

[LisaLynne]

42. LOL

Good one. :thumbsup:

[rodeodance]

5. it is "OUTside" the WH, says msnbc

[rodeodance]

7. maybe someone forgot their lunch bucket!

[rodeodance]

8. msnbc saying generally turns out to be nothing.

[rodeodance]

12. saying Bush has a "defend the war strategy speech" and is not in WH

[The Witch]

6. :hearing the sirens go past my building:

too bad I can't go watch them freak out :)

:eyes:

[Beelzebud]

10. I'm praying for you. Do you have your tuna, water, plastic, and duct tape?

:D

[rodeodance]

15. you forgot the powered milk (with tuna) under your bed.

[Beelzebud]

26. OH NO!!!! I forgot powdered milk!!! I shall now punish myself!

LOL

[Bluebear]

34. TOO LATE! You cannot go out now, much too dangerous.

Enjoy your tuna, but you will not have a thing to wash it down with.

[phylny]

69. If the tuna is packed in water, perhaps you can use your sheets to

strain it.

If, however, it's packed in oil, you're outta luck. :)

[rodeodance]

45. you are already punished. no milk on your cereal (if you remembered to

stach that also?)

[The Witch]

63. I brought a lunch today... I hope that'll be enough...

Seriously considering snacking on it early, though... must resist the temptation just in case there is a huge explosion and I am trapped on the 8th floor for three weeks....

[rodeodance]

70. well, just so you did not forget it at the WH!!-they have cameras and will

find you.

[izzybeans]

119. I duct taped the tuna to the plastic sheeting and am in the process of

throwing water on it. I hear that keeps the evil spirits away.

On edit: don't listen to the poster below about the powedered milk. That's just a myth spread by the dairy lobby.

[electropop]

132. Damn, I was in a meeting on the F St side of the building;

probably would have seen something from the PA Ave side...

[Poiuyt]

9. This changes everything!! I now support Bush!!

I propose that we invade another country. Any country will do.

[Beelzebud]

13. ROFLMAO

[Bluebear]

14. We have to fight them over THEIR so we don't have to here!!!!!111

STAY THE COARSE "W"!

[Beelzebud]

18. I am praying that Jesus will cut off their heads and throw them to hell!!1

LOL

[Bluebear]

28. I am SO THERE when He vanquish's the evildoer's!

It will be HUGH!!!!!!!!!11111

[savemefromdumbya]

91. a headless president may not be able to invade

well if the bomb goes off that is LOL!

[Don Claybrook]

11. by any chance does the package contain a mask

and a black cape?

Can anyone tell which movie I saw last night?

[rodeodance]

20. journalists and reporters ushered into a nearby building.

[Poiuyt]

29. Was it good?

I can't wait to see it!

[Don Claybrook]

93. I really liked it

I went in not knowing much about it, but I enjoyed the movie. Recommended.

[AndyA]

16. TERRA! TERRA!! TERRA!!!

I could have told you this would be happening. Low poll numbers, lack of positive response to speeches, growing distrust...the response must be terra. That's all they have left, and that's all they've ever had. :eyes:

This is a rerun, we've seen this show before.

[MADem]

50. Hmmmm, maybe that town meeting he has on his schedule isn't

shaping up too well....

[Beelzebud]

64. No it means they'll be treated to a bike ride and a reading of My Pet Goat

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

17. diversion so they can take cheney to the hospital

i can speculate with the best of them!

[rodeodance]

24. well, Helen Thomas interview is now delayed cause ot scare.

[berni_mccoy]

19. It's a BAG OF FLAMING CRAP!

[rodeodance]

23. but since journalists not allowed near--we will never know.

[LeftHander]

25. Quick STAMP IT OUT....

NOW SOMEONE IS AT THE BACK DOOR!

Go RUN!

[Brazenly Liberal]

131. I think you're confusing

The empty package outside the WH with the one that lives inside.

[npincus]

22. Chimpy's codpiece?

[bigscott]

27. this could be HUGH1111

just like *'s codpiece

[Richard Steele]

30. Laura's "backup stash" of Xanax and Virginia Slims?

[rodeodance]

31. I see the cops showing away the journalists and camera people.

[Fleshdancer]

32. shit! do I saran wrap and duct tape myself first or

do I put the tuna under the bed or should I go shopping with 2 flags and 5 yellow ribbons on my car??!!? I'm so lost and confused! And why can't we bring back the color code system??? I have no idea what color our danger is!!! I'm freakin' out over here! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

[rodeodance]

35. gawd, that is a BIG decision. good luck

[Roland99]

36. Tuna under bed, then duct tape the saran wrap around it to seal it all in.

[Fleshdancer]

44. Thank Gawd for you Roland99!

You are a true patriot! Eagles up!


:rofl:

[Roland99]

56. Just trying to help out my fellow murricans!

[Beelzebud]

60. GIT R DUN

[Beelzebud]

39. Here are the steps for survival:

1 Stuff mouth half full of powdered milk.
2 Stuff other half of mouth full of tuna fish.
3 Wrap head in plastic.
4 Wrap duct tape firmly around your neck to secure the plastic.
5 Wait for the DHS/FEMA to show up.

[Fleshdancer]

48. This was funny until you said "wait for FEMA to show up"

now THAT would be a death wish! :D

[rodeodance]

62. BINGO

[Beelzebud]

68. LOL

[woodsprite]

80. Didn't Applewhite and the "Heaven's Gate" crowd already

patent that response, except they used chocolate pudding instead of tuna and milk.

[Beelzebud]

83. That's where they got it wrong. My formula will get you to the mothership

! :D

[Webster Green]

33. "Terrorists!....Run for your lives!"

Entire White House staff runs screaming down Pennsylvania Ave.

[rodeodance]

38. a reporter reporter talking from inside building saying not seeing anythin

g.

[rodeodance]

40. they keep repeating that shot of a female cop showing awaying reporters.

[Beelzebud]

87. I think they should use 9/11 footage.

You know. To help catapult the propaganda. :D

[Beelzebud]

41. He could be one of them!!!!!111

Don't you see? Journalists ARE the terrorists!!!!11

We need to abolish the 1st amendment!

LOL

[Skidmore]

43. All I can say is that * sure knows when to run and hide.

Probably someone's pastrami sandwich.

[rodeodance]

47. no, bush is VW--it is the politians who are hiding from him.

[foreverdem]

139. He's hiding under that rug Pickles made for him. n/t

[Viva_La_Revolution]

46. whoo hooo! they're sending in the robot

:eyes:

[rodeodance]

49. now we are getting educated about robots on msnbc.

[LizW]

53. Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

[Beelzebud]

54. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!!!!!!!

[Bluebear]

55. THANK GOD! PHOTO>>>>>>

[phusion]

81. Grovelbot is everywhere n/t

[Beelzebud]

84. LOL I love those 50's sci fi robots.

[rodeodance]

88. it is the bush WH look alike.

[The Witch]

67. Ooh, I lurve the robot.

I remember when the robot delivered a cell phone to a guy who had parked in front of the WH demanding his kids back or something...

[Skidmore]

51. Anyone know where Rove is? This stinks like a Rove stunt.

[rodeodance]

94. prob. in WV with Bush

[Marr]

104. Certainly does.

[rodeodance]

52. Randy was susposed to be doing a live Helen T. interview (msnbc) but

now he gets to cover this event.

[scarlet_owl]

59. Looks like the ants for Dumbya's ant farm have arrived.

[LisaLynne]

61. Well, I was going to to to lunch, but ...

you know, this is just way too exciting. :eyes:

Edited to add: Actually, this thread is exciting. It's the fake news I can't stand. :)

[rodeodance]

65. yeah, more exciting than my bag lunch (oops, i left it somewhere).

[Beelzebud]

66. LOL

[Minnesota Libra]

71. At the WH?? Has it gone off yet?? on my knees praying here. nt

[JanMichael]

72. It's Laura's cache of tuna and powdered vodka

she just forgot to put it under the bed with the duct tape.

[Bluebear]

74. Powdered vodka! HAhahahahahAHHahahaha

[guinivere]

73. Probably just the dry cleaning.

I'm sure the soiling of the presidential underoos happens quite often.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

75. meanwhile...

Car bomb explodes near busy Baghdad market - police


BAGHDAD, March 22 (Reuters) - A car bomb exploded near a busy Baghdad market on Wednesday, police said, and local residents reported seeing a number of bodies lying in the street.

The explosion took place in the mainly Shi'ite area of Baya in southwestern Baghdad. Police said they had no immediate word on the number of casualties but were searching for a second car bomb.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2181871

[Beelzebud]

77. See there goes the media again... Those bastards.

Why is the media declaring war on the Iraqi people?

[rodeodance]

90. thanks, a real bomb in iraq gets ignorned.

[rodeodance]

76. geech, msnbc is reported from Scooty's podium!

[rodeodance]

78. yeah, right on cue. just before a war scare talk

[savemefromdumbya]

105. maybe they lost their patsies today

couldn't blow up Toronto so thought well maybe a little package next to the WH would do instead?

[mattclearing]

79. WOLF! WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!

[rodeodance]

85. prob. a dead rat

[rodeodance]

82. reporters saying nothing about nothing

[savemefromdumbya]

86. It's 3/22 doesn't a bit like 9/11 (maybe his orange jumpsuit arrived early

[Viva_La_Revolution]

89. "sense of calm...

everybody going about their business"

Translation - "we are sooooo tired of this 'terra terra' bullshit."

[Beelzebud]

92. An eerie sense of calm. Like before a tornado, or nuclear detonation!!!11

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!11

[rodeodance]

96. it has been 40 minutes. msnbc is still educating us about robots from an

FBI 'expert"

[Viva_La_Revolution]

99. lol!

it'll be hugh!!1!!

[rodeodance]

98. goody for them--guess they need practice once in a while.

[FatDave]

137. It's quiet.

Too quiet.

[TheBaldyMan]

95. is it that hump on Juniors back ?

or the one at the front of his flightsuit.

[theHandpuppet]

97. It's Laura's stash of tuna and powdered milk!

A little duct tape and plastic and Laura & George are all set for an evening of Bush family fun!

[rodeodance]

101. someone should tell her she was suspose to put it under her bed~!!

[EFerrari]

100. Maybe Karl figured out that having to talk to people three days in a row

might kill Junior.

Has the "speech" been cancelled?

[Beelzebud]

106. Nope they are being treated to a bike ride and a reading of My Pet Goat.

Standard protocol of operations for the commander in chief when there is a security alert in Washington D.C.

[SoCalDem]

102. Headline: Pres Screw UP...Next day headline: Bomb at WH?

The sniffer xray robots are handling things just fine....

move along.....nothing to see here...everything's under control....BUT...if the press starts wondering about all the co-ink-ee-dinks, rest assured...a pretty young girl, perhaps blonde, will get drunk and disappear somewhere in the world...or a shark will dodge dislodged glacial ice to find an American, and promptly bite off an appendage..

like linda ellerbee used to say....and so it goes..:eyes:

[rodeodance]

103. reporters saying they have NOT seen the package but are guess at its

size and the amount of explosives it could hold!!!!!!!!

[rodeodance]

107. good gawd. quit with the scare speculation already!

[rodeodance]

108. these reporters really are saying nothing!

[rodeodance]

110. new person in Scotts spot.

[Beelzebud]

109. You can fit an atom into virtually anything! Be afraid!

[rodeodance]

111. all the speculation that is going on is dangerous

[Marr]

112. You know, I really think the FBI should go over the package and see if

they can connect it to Rove- or one of his aids. I understand it must be nearly impossible to find the person who sent a package when you have no idea who did it whatsoever, but I'd say the list of suspects here is exceedingly short.

[phusion]

113. would the FBI even be allowed to do this?

are they still independent of this regime?

[rodeodance]

115. the fbi will blow the package up--even if it is a tuna sandwich.

[rodeodance]

114. says they are trying to find out who left package (survailance cameras)

[LibDemAlways]

122. If they do have surveillance video, chances are

Rove ordered it destroyed. No way does he want his pasty self seen skulking around the gate package in hand.

[dipsydoodle]

116. Such an important news item

that there is no mention of it whatsoever here in the UK - not even on CNN.

I'm guessing they may carry out a controlled explosion using a ton of TNT and then say it was a one ton bomb.

[HughBeaumont]

117. This is SO, SO pathetic and sad . . .

Hey, Karl Pigshit, how's that funeral going? We here at DU are enjoying the HELL out of watching you and the rest of the neoclown doughboys fry like bacon in your desperation cornpone. No one buys the FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR card anymore; they haven't for about 2 years now. Even your most loyal voters are leaving this sinking ship. Your economy is for shit among the powerless you pretend to like come election time. The working people of this country are starting to wake up and realize what a huge mistake it is to let fascists run the world.

You reap what you sow and you'll get what you deserve, fatass. ALL of you will.

[Dinger]

118. The Suspicious Package Is:

Cookies from Mommy.

[Beelzebud]

120. OMG OMG A SMALL ITEM RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNN

I pray for all in D.C. today. May Jesus keep you safe from the small item!!!!!!11

[The Witch]

144. That is *WHY* we invaded Iraq

To make up for Junior's "small item."


"Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't raise anything else." --Pippin

[Viva_La_Revolution]

121. "small item"

no longer a 'suspicious package'

OMG

thrown over the fence by someone...

OMG


this is what we have come to people. :shamesmilie:

[guinivere]

125. Dick Tracy decoder ring? nt

[Viva_La_Revolution]

123. shrub will be up in 20 minutes...

town hall meeting... goody :eyes:

this is more exiting... imho

edit for Freudian slip - exciting

[Viva_La_Revolution]

127. another suspicious package on the west coast!!!

Bart system shut down in Oakland... omg. i think i need a nap or something

[bklyncowgirl]

124. CNN says it's someone the Secret Service knows--known to be nonviolent

The man is in custody. Is it an activist or some local nutjob?

Did his bank account suddenly see a big deposit courtesy of one K. Rove?

[Beelzebud]

126. LOL SECOND "SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE"...

Wow what a coincidence!!!

[Beelzebud]

128. Notice how rational the ex-secret service guy was?

Also notice he's not talking anymore. He was really ruining the fear spin CNN is trying to push.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

129. "All Clear"

about to be given... well, that was only a waste of an hour..

[PA Democrat]

130. Did someone say "suspicious package"?

[berni_mccoy]

133. Yes, it ended up being a SMALL ITEM! LOL!

:rofl:

[Lugnut]

134. Yikes!

I'm so scared. :sarcasm:

[leftofthedial]

136. these criminals have plenty of suspicious packages

the mission accomplished codpiece was suspicious

cheney's cameltoe is highly suspicious

then there's the one that Candi straps on for her nights with her husb, er the president

[noonwitch]

138. It's just that special delivery from Columbia he was waiting on.

yeah, that's the ticket.

[Eurobabe]

140. Oh of course, delivered while McCokespoon is in WV

Like every other terra farce. Chimpy is ALWAYS somewhere else.

[Rocknrule]

142. Junior has a dirty bomb in his pants

:rofl:

[burythehatchet]

143. Package found to

include puff pastries with excessive levels of yeast whic could have blown up if temps had exceeded 80 degrees.