So, just how do you get a "suspicious package" right next to the...

[bridgit]

fucking gate at the white house the day after a major news conference wherein the president touts terrorism & security as the most important components of his legacy

:shrug:

[knowbody0]

1. you have the same thought process as i do

[bridgit]

7. i mean it; come on, do they really think we're that fucking stupid...

:eyes: who the hell is watching the freaking store back there x(

[Pryderi]

2. *booga booga* RUN IN FEAR EVERYONE!

[SeaBob]

11. Run in fear

Awwwwww do I have to??? Thats the second time this generation. Its really getting to be a pain. Besides what about the people who cant run?

[Mabus]

18. I have to limp

I've got arthritis in my spine and I can't move as fast (or as far) as I used to! I guess this means I get left behind. :cry:

[Pryderi]

32. I'll throw you over my shoulder. ;)

[Mabus]

35. LOL

My husband offered to strap me to a skateboard with duct tape, hand me some plastic sheeting (in case of rain) and tie me to the back of the car. :rofl: I think I'll be okay.

[fryguy]

3. umm....have the whitehouse put it there themselves....

nothing like a little scare following the press conference to let * strip more liberties away - like being able to walk near the whitehouse.....

[bridgit]

13. there'ya go, easy as pie...

:thumbsup:

[LibDemAlways]

4. Easy...Karl says to an aide...

"Take this down to the gate. Tell them it's a suspicious package and have them alert the media."

[Pryderi]

6. I wonder if they'll find anthrax....

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. LOL! Or, Karl's running around asking

"Have you seen my lunch?" :rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. A passerby lost his lunch when he heard Bush was near. n/t

[Binka]

19. What They Found A Pool Of Vomit? I Lose My Lunch Every Time I See Bush.

[guinivere]

9. Thank goodness for Homeland Security!

:eyes:

[SeaBob]

15. HLS

Do I sense a wee bit o cynicism????? HMMMMMM:evilgrin:

[Rude Horner]

10. Convenient, isn't it? n/t

[Greybnk48]

Good question Bridgit

The dept of HLS is a joke.

[bridgit]

16. sheesh, friend, i do believe THEY think WE are just that dumb...

:eyes:

[ck4829]

12. Let me assemble the League of Learned Scholars

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:shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug:

"We're all stumped!"

Seriously though, that's a good question.

[NanceGreggs]

14. And what would happen if ...

... (God forbid) there was ever an ACTUAL danger to the WH? Would Bush, Cheney and the gang just stay put in their offices, thinking it was one of their own fake-terror alert 'publicity stunts'?

"Hey, Andy, why didn't anyone tell me we were having one of our fake terrorist things happening today, because I didn't -- hey, what's the funny chemical smell?"

Irony of ironies.

[bridgit]

20. they just mentioned bush is conveniently en route to a bullshit engagment.....

:crazy:

[phusion]

29. wasn't he riding his bike last time this happened? n/t

[KharmaTrain]

17. Ask Jeff Gannon/Gunkert

I heard he moved his package in and out of the White House over 200 times...and some here will claim it's loaded.

:rofl:

[Mabus]

36. Thank you

I needed that.

on edit: :rofl:

[Vinnie From Indy]

21. They better blow it up on television

Especially if it is bag of pretzels.

Cable news is having a huge orgasm over a new "Be Afraid" story they can run for the next 24 hours. It is quite hilarious actually. Cable news believes that zooming in and out on trees and a fence is somehow better informing their viewers.

[wryter2000]

22. Easy

Have KKKarl bring it to work with him and leave it there as he goes through the gate.

[seabeyond]

23. a man walked past gate fence adn threw a white package over

the fence. that is it. he has done it before. they say he is known and non violent.

[Blaze Diem]

24. Good question for Helen Thomas to ask at the NEXT ..

press conference..ask Scotty Mcpoopypants, Helen. GO ahead, we like watching Snotty squirm.

HAAAA
"..so Snotty, just how does...?"

[formercia]

25. It's all on video.

we just have to FOIA the video tapes from the security cameras.

[lpbk2713]

26. Quick! Get the duct tape and the pastic sheeting!

And somebody get the tuna fish out from under the bed.


What is today's color anyway?

[izzybeans]

27. suspiciously, that's how

I suspect an inside job.

[WiseButAngrySara]

28. Rove! He's becoming so boringly predictable, Machiavelli would

certainly disapprove. KKKRove needs to brush up on Machiavelli's The Prince, and The Art of War. No one believes this B.S. any more!

[Pryderi]

34. I wonder if it'll affect the poll numbers...

[Kansas Wyatt]

30. Didn't they demand extraordinary security around the White House

And spend billions on Homeland Security to keep a tight grip on suspicious activities?

Looks like their Big Security Government is a total failure then. Maybe we should go back to a government for the good of the 'We The People,' instead of their failed Police State.

[C_U_L8R]

31. As if the White House,,,

isn't the most under-videotape-surveillanced place on the planet.

yeah... whatever !!

[DBoon]

33. I think my dog may have left it

She leaves packages all over the place. At first whiff, they might be mistaken for a WMD

[Robeysays]

37. eeeeewwwwwwwww...