Is Chimpy screeching yet? Time to turn on the telly?

[npincus]

hmmmmmmmmmm?

[soothsayer]

1. yeah, i've got him on msnbc

[soothsayer]

2. he's the educator in chief, he sez. Standing in the crowd donahue

sytle, or at least he's out in the open. Looks like theater in the round.

[soothsayer]

3. So far he said laura is a great first lady, and now he's sucking up

to his hosts.

[TahitiNut]

4. Yup. Just started on MSRNC.

He's got a stooge-backdrop of West Virginian sycophants that appear demographically identical to a Utah GOP meeting - an appalling shortage of melanin.

[soothsayer]

5. He's speaking with military families. Now tx longhorn references.

[soothsayer]

6. Still sucking up to hosts. Thnx dude who helped Alito get in.

[soothsayer]

7. Jeez, it's like the world's most boring oscar acceptance speech.

all thank you's. someone gave him some money for katrina relief.

[npincus]

8. Grab your Vomit Bag- this is a FRIENDLY audience

Rats!

[uppityperson]

9. maybe some states have more people but they have greater population

oh, talking about how many national guard are in iraq (for the first line I heard, it was a doozy)

[soothsayer]

10. on 9/11 the terraists declared war on this country. oceans can no

longer protect us. when they hijacked those planes and killed 3000 citizens, blah blah, commander in chief, i defend america, blah blah. best way to defend is to stay on the offense.

Well, he OFFENDS me, so i must be safe!

[jbnow]

14. He is doing JUST what he's

accused of. If you listen we are at war because they attacked us. Sop far he isn't saying "it wasn't Iraq BUT"

And now he is talking about how unfree they were and free we are making them.

Still not saying "it wasn't Iraq" or "Iraq was secular".

Now they are free (so Christians can be legally executed?)

Why am I watching?

[soothsayer]

11. Lots of white women sitting behind him. Some kds. An occasional

young or old dude.

[BReisen]

12. This is awful - embarrassing and just plain factually wrong!

W says....

The enemy declared war on 9/11. Same old, same old...

We've all forgotten the lessons of that day.

(And he's having serious trouble putting together sentences - stuttering all over the place.)

His job is to remind people of the lessons of that day.

"They" declared war - and we have to take it seriously.

Best way to protect America is to stay on the offense...



I do need that vomit bag

[soothsayer]

13. now he's railing against the tally-ban. And now al qaeda. They're

idealogues. they have an EYE DEE ALL AH JEE

[soothsayer]

15. I liberated afghanistan! 25 million people, as a result of america

defending itself.

[soothsayer]

16. how can we help you realize the blessings of liberty? we were

founded on the natural rights of men and women.

He's saying traumatized again. Trauma must be the word that awakens sleepers.

[npincus]

17. OMG- Monster-boy is linking 9-11 to Iraq (a.k.a. Sadaam) AGAIN

in direct contradiction to his screech yesterday

[soothsayer]

19. well, he has to make up a reason to tell these military families why

he is killing their kids

[BReisen]

18. Threats!

It's his job to see threats and act against them before they materialize (look out Iran!)

My predecessor saw it, too.

BUT NO ONE BUT YOU STARTED A WAR, you ass!

WMD - I thought they had them and the intelligence broke down - as president you have to be sure you get good intelligence - I can't believe he just said that!

"I made a choice" and the world is better off without Saddam in power. Really?

I'm not sure I can watch much more....

Now he's talking about hugging the families who lost someone.