Another Awesome Freeper Post - Proving * integrity!

[TAPat]

* is so great because he didn't plant WMDs in Iraq! :rofl:
Oh, by the way, he also "told us the truth" about there being no WMDs :wtf:

No Iraqi WMD’s Proves Bush’s Integrity

March 22, 2006 by Gargantua

The Democratic drumbeat, stale and tired though it may be, not only continues, but is likely to intensify as we approach the 2006 mid-term elections. Their favorite mantra?

“Bush lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction.” “Republicans can’t be trusted!”

After eight long years of Bill Clinton’s Oval Office sexcapades, Vince Foster’s suspicious death, Ron Brown’s suspicious death, Betty Currie’s brother’s suspicious death, etc., and the way that these crimes (widely acknowledged though often never proven or admitted to) turned the stomachs of the vast majority of American voters, the Republicans were granted both Houses of Congress and the White House by the people of this great country.

<snip>

Were President Bush the Machiavellian liar which Democrats would love to paint him as, we most assuredly would have found WMD’s in Iraq. We would have found Botulism in Baghdad, Ebola in Basra, Mustard in Fallujah, Anthrax in Tikrit, the stuff would have been everywhere we looked. Because so deceitful a mastermind as the great deceiver Bush would have had his Haliburton minions planting the stuff everywhere. But that didn’t happen, did it? When no WMD’s were found, the honest. integrity-bound president admitted the truth instead of scurrying to cover up the truth. How novel. What a breath of fresh air after eight years of Clinton.

More of this lovliness ---> http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1601076/posts

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Deluded little dickweed. n/t

[the other one]

2. Reality challenged...nt

[underpants]

3. So he is incompetent at that too?

Yeah I never thought of that...he sucks so bad that he couldn't even fix the crime scene when he (they) were the only ones allowed in. Wow talk about be a complete fustercluck.

The first paragraph is worth $70 Million of taxpayer dollars.

[Rocknrule]

4. He makes it sound like all Clinton did was get BJs 24/7 for 8 years

"What a breath of fresh air after 8 years of Clinton?" More like a breath of fresh ass.

[imax2268]

5. ramblings of a delusional mind...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Karmageddon]

6. Holy F**K, that is HILARIOUS.

Where do these people come from?
That is straight off of Comedy Central. I'm picturing Rob Corddry interviewing this guy, trying to keep a straight face.

[Johonny]

7. and he never linked

the war in Iraq to 9/11. WHAT A HELL OF A GUY. I'm convinced by the shear logic of the statement. Clearly a bunch of paranoid fantasies of Clinton murdering people proves Bush is more honest. A dishonest president would clear not want UN weapon inspectors in Iraq, when forced to put them in Iraq would not let them finish their job, would ignore the lack of WMD found and change the subject to installing freedom, when the Iraqi people seem uninterested in Paxamericana he would change the subject to killing them there so we could be free here...

[skypilot]

8. It's not integrity it's incompetence.

If they could have gotten away with planting WMDs they most certainly would have done it. They are just too fucking stupid to have done it and gotten away with it with the whole world looking on. I actually wish they would have tried it though. They would have been caught most likely. Just think how interesting that would have been?

[moc]

32. Isn't there some information suggesting they did attempt to plant WMDs?

I thought I had read somewhere there was a convoy of soldiers (Brits? Americans? don't remember) dressed like Iraqis who were caught trying to bring WMDs into Iraq. The suggestion was that the outing of Brewster-Jennings was payback.

Sorry I don't have more details, but my memory is fuzzy. Does anyone else remember the details? :shrug:

[Touchdown]

9. Loonie CONspiracy theorist.

Hey everybody! I can say 'suspicious death' without proof and call President Clinton a traitor! Nifty, huh?
...Oh' yeah, 67% approval ratings really mean that the "vast majority of American voters" had their stomach's turned. Why they voted Clinton in a second term is beyond me.:crazy:

[LynnTheDem]

10. ROTFLMAO!!!

Gee and bush hasn't (yet) gas-chambered any of the many innocent men & boys being held in his Gitmo Gulag! INTEGRITY!

:rofl:

[rd_kent]

11. Now wait a minute!

Do you think the kool-aid drinker REALLY believes that, or did he post that knowing we would read it and talk about it here?

[TAPat]

12. You'd almost have to think so, wouldn't you!

:rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

28. If that was his intent, he has suceeded. I will say, however, that

this is the best laugh I've had all day and we should all thank him for his effort.

:applause:

[warrens]

13. The only reason they didn't plant WMD

They knew that no matter what, one of them would have ratted them all out. There is no honor among thieves. I am sure they were considering it, but they didn't want to spend their lives being sodomized in Leavenworth. Let's face it, would you trust any of those lying thugs any further than your mother could throw them?

[giant_robot]

14. Do you want to know why no WMDs were planted?

Here's why. According to Colin Powell, Iraq possessed "26,000 liters of anthrax, 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, 500 tons of sarin, mustard, and VX nerve agents, almost 30,000 munitions capable of delivering chemical agents, several mobile biological-weapons labs, an advanced nuclear-weapons development program, a design for a nuclear weapon, and a program to enrich uranium." Not even Halliburton could plant all of that evidence without getting caught. Honesty had nothing to do with it. The prospect of getting caught had everything to do with it.

[SoCalDem]

15. So why is it that Dead-eye Dick never misses an opportunity

to mention the "fact" that the WMDS "might" still be found...or that they were "spirited away" at the last minute..and are still "out there"..?

[Arkansas Granny]

29. Because he knows that the base will still buy the story.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

34. Because if Syria misses a few payments Halliburton might have to

repo some of the wmd's they sold them.

[johnnie]

16. "The Democratic drumbeat, stale and tired though it may be"

Then: "After eight long years of Bill Clinton’s Oval Office sexcapades,".

6 years after Clinton was in office they still have a hard-on for Clinton's sex life. And they say *we* have a tiresome drumbeat?

[sinkingfeeling]

17. Dear Gargantua, Have you been in a coma for the last 3 years?

Apparently, you missed the news stories about the botched attempts to plan stuff in Iraq. Did you also miss the lies about the weather in Crawford when dumb-bell fell off his bike? Did you miss the turkey was made of plastic and no British Airways pilot 'discovered' Air Force One's secret mission to fly the asshole in and out of Iraq? Did you miss the Downing Street memos? Did you miss the existence of PNAC? Did you miss that the oil in Iraq would pay for the war? That it would cost only $1.2 billion? That the economist who disagreed was fired? Have you been asleep during the outing of a for real secret CIA operation by your 'hones, integrity-bound' idiot?

[Kierkegaard]

22. And you haven't even scratched the surface.

Not that it would make much of a dent in such a thick skull anyway...

[SGT Mack]

18. Proof

Where is the proof of all these alleged lies? Where is the proof of this alleged cover-up? I hear a lot of Conservatives asking these very things. And it got me to wondering...what do we really have on the man other than hearsay and reports from Rhodes and Garafalo?

[Coexist]

20. yeah - where's the proof Foster's, Brown's and Currie's brother

were "suicided"

:rofl:

Welcome to DU - enjoy your stay.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

23. Turn off the radio . . .

. . . and the TV, go to the DU homepage, and start reading articles. There's plenty of proof.

[MissB]

25. Welcome to DU!

Enjoy your stay.

[obnoxiousdrunk]

30. SGT Mack Welcome to DU

How is that upcoming war on Easter going ?

[LynnTheDem]

31. Anyone that's been awake and NOT tuned into Faux Moos knows

all the solid proof.

You HAVE turned Faux Moos off now, yes?

[jackster]

33. What do we really have on the man?

Are you living in a cave?

ho hum.....

why do we even bother with these imbeciles?

[VOX]

19. To call this "revisionist history" is just too polite. Besides...

Who ever said that * was a "Machiavellian liar?" That would take some imagination. * is just a garden-variety, plain-wrap liar.

Now, Rove and Cheney are Machiavellian liars (among other deceits), but not their little phony Texan figurehead.

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. Betty Currie's brother's death?

WTF?? My dad died in 1999. But don't tell the freepers. They'll blame it on the Clenis.

[Touchdown]

26. My Dad died last January.

It was a blow to the head with the Clenis. Big dent there.:crazy:

[Arkansas Granny]

24. What kind of convoluted thought process is this:

To: Gargantua
But he surely would KNOW that is what they would think. So in fact there WERE WMD found, but he HID THEM, so he could say they didn't find any, to prove how honest he was. Because if he just said they found WMD, the left would argue that they were planted.

:->



10 posted on 03/22/2006 10:32:44 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT

:crazy:

Someone has OD'd on the kool-aid.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. '...and the way that these crimes

(widely acknowledged though often never proven or admitted to) turned the stomachs of the vast majority of American voters..."

"(W)idely"? "(T)he vast majority"?

How do they perform such complex tasks as breathing and feeding themselves?

[AnnInLa]

35. and, and, and: The Sadam/Al Qaida link?

Read today: Cons are now in the ironical position of STILL trying to argue that Sadam was linked with AlQaida, even while, after yesterday, they NOW have to say that bush NEVER said the two were linked!!!

Bush never said that, he never said that, he never said that....but, it's true.