F***SouthDakota.com! Langugae alert (DUH!)

[LuCifer]

Ok, I swear, I DID NOT write this! However, I suspect the person who did HAS to be a long lost relative. Appologies to the 75% of SD residents who this is NOT aimed at. (If *I* wasn't offended by his f the South dot com, then com'on!) If you are offended by CERTAIN WORDS, then don't click this link! http://www.fucksouthdakota.com

Lu

[wordpix2]

1. Love it, LOL. Glad to know not everyone in SD is a fundie moron

[LuCifer]

3. I know right

Only 25% of SD wanted this rediculous ban on abortions. Uhh, y'all "state's rights" repukes, where are you guys on THIS one? Oh yeah, I forgot, when they says "state's rights", that's just their code for KEEP DARKIE DOWN! And to top it off, SD had only ONE place where abortions were performed! ONE SINGLE SOLITARY PLACE! Here's the kicker: the doctor who did them, flew in from Milwaukee or Minneapolis (I forgot exactly where, but something like that) to (I think) Rapids City, did one day of "baby killing" and that was IT. But, ya know, the coat hanger is MUCH safer! :sarcasm:
Lu

[LuCifer]

7. Slight correction

From http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/22/AR2006022202424.html

Even without this latest ban, South Dakota was already one of the most difficult states in the country in which to get an abortion, those on both sides of the issue say. It is one of three states with only one abortion provider (Mississippi and North Dakota are the others), and its one clinic, the Planned Parenthood clinic in Sioux Falls, offers the procedure only once a week. Four doctors who fly in from Minnesota on a rotating basis perform the abortions, since no doctor in South Dakota will do so because of the heavy stigma attached.

About 800 abortions are performed each year in South Dakota, which has a population of 770,000 spread out over 77,000 square miles. Last year, South Dakota passed five laws to restrict abortions, including one that would compel doctors to tell women that they would be ending the life of a "whole, separate, unique human being." That law has been blocked by a lawsuit filed by Planned Parenthood.

I included that last paragraph just to hit this home a little more: ONLY 800 ABORTIONS IN ONE YEAR. So, coming soon to a back alley near you: 800 abortions a year in South Dakota done with an ordinary household closet utensil!

[Greeby]

2. Maybe it's coz I'm a furriner

And they reinforce my prejudices. But damn, I love these one-page rant sites :evilgrin:

[Richard Steele]

4. That was some fine Rantin' right there!

[truebrit71]

5. OMG that is funny!!!

Absolutely hysterical!!

[GOPFighter]

6. A Standing O!

Thanks for posting it!

[Agnomen]

8. May God forgive me for this....

but I hope Napoli's mother gets raped. Or daughter. Or wife. Or sister. Or all of them.

[femrap]

22. I want Napoli raped. Why should anyone but him suffer? nt

[Bridget Burke]

9. Perhaps the author lives in Deadwood....

Does this mean the language on that TV show IS really based on reality!

[Caoimhe]

26. I love Deadwood!

At first the language put me off, but now I don't even really notice it. Can't wait for the new season!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

10. As a South Dakotan born and raised...I must concur.

There's a major reason I didn't move back there after college.

If they could get away with it, South Dakota would pass a law banning fire for being too "progressive and radical".

I still have family there, but I spend as little time there as I can.
I've even been trying to convince my parents to come back to their home state of Minnesota (tongue-in-cheek, of course)
and drag my sister and her *-loving, *-voting, and now laid off airline pilot (the irony is amazing) husband along for the ride,
but no such luck.

The Oglala Sious Tribe has the right idea: Check out this thread.

[Blaze Diem]

11. The Message is as Clear as It Can Get..

..."sodomized, (nice touch)"...
abso-effin-lutely my friend..suprised he didn't go into detail about what the darling virgin would have to be wearing, bare feet exposed or covered. hair? make-up? virgin white, all cotton underwear only? Such specifics were not discussed (except perhaps in the hot & dirty corners of his perverted mind).
Such details would certainly be among the list of qualifiers for abortion according to Napoli freaks.
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Abortion, like homosexuality, always finds its way to the fore around election time.
Its a sure fire vote geter..not to mention those big dollar god-fearing campaign donors.!!

Incredible rant..I'm sending it EVERYWHERE!!
Please copy this link and send it around the fu*king world..for women everywhere.

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http://www.fucksouthdakota.com/

[geniph]

12. Oh my dog, this is BRILLIANT:

"There are more kids in protective custody in South Dakota than there were abortions last year, so if you’re done pushing bloody photos in Sally’s face when she shows up for her pap smear, how about swinging by children’s services and giving one of those whippersnappers a home. Or does your politics stop at the edge of the vaginal canal?"

[Blaze Diem]

18. geniph..is this not the hypocrisy of it all???

your post-snippet needs to be sent to every freakin right-to-life group on the damn planet.

Could Napoli be GAY???
He did seem to emphasize that SODOMY reference, don't you think?
What does sodomy have to do with pregnancy and abortion after all.

hmmm...what's REALLY on Napoli's mind?

He either wants it or wants to do it...a homosexual or a rapist?

[Blaze Diem]

13. kick & recommend

please & tks

[progressivebydesign]

14. That is one of the best rants I've read EVER. EVER. EVER K&R. n/t

[Epiphany4z]

15. Now that is a rant!!!

it brings to mind this rant from after the election http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

same guy?

[LuCifer]

17. yup

http://www.annotatedrant.com links to all his rants!

[RazzleDazzle]

16. Okay, here it is, perfect framing for this little truism:

There are more kids in protective custody in South Dakota than there were abortions last year, so if you’re done pushing bloody photos in Sally’s face when she shows up for her pap smear, how about swinging by children’s services and giving one of those whippersnappers a home. Or does your politics stop at the edge of the vaginal canal?

PER-FECT!!!

[greiner3]

19. Lol, great rant, however, every once a paragraph or so;

She (has to be!) goes off on a tangent, you think?

[northofdenali]

20. " you nattering nabobs of nativity"

How very Spiro Agnew!!! :rofl:

K & R - what a terrific rant! Forwarding to everyone.

[Maine-ah]

21. that shit was so awsome

I signed up on the site. Thanks for posting!

[LuCifer]

23. So that line is Carlin?! (sig file line)

I thought it had to be!

This line had me rolling: "Can we outlaw prime rib for everyone but the vegans next?"

[astonamous]

24. Alrighty then...

Lots of love for this rant.

[Caoimhe]

25. I love it!

Everything he/she says is the honest truth! IN YOUR FACE HONESTY!