Bush said "I'M THE EDUCATOR-IN-CHIEF!" I can't stop laughing!

[Redstone]

This, from a guy who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the sole!

He really MUST be drinking again.

Any other gems from his preech today? (That word is not a typo. It's a speech that consists of preaching. I just made it up.)

Redstone

[valerief]

1. You are very funny and very clever

I'm surprised the preecher didn't say edjumacator in chief.

[lonestarnot]

2. Now there is an appropriate instruction that I'd not heard until

this day, as many years as I've been around boots!

[Redstone]

12. Old Texas saying.

Redstone

[TechBear_Seattle]

3. "Praise Bush, from whom all blessings flow"

How much longer until he starts claiming to be the Second Coming of Christ?

[cynatnite]

4. Didn't he say he also wanted to be a 'peace' president?

:rofl:

He sure likes to give himself credit for a lot of shit. :rofl:

That's funny.

[lupita]

5. Thank you, you made me laugh!

[walldude]

6. LOL... Todays lessons:

Getting out of combat duty 101

Misinformation 101

Slaughter of the innocents 101

Passing the buck 101

Passing the buck 102

Destroying the economy 101

How to destroy your reputation in 2 easy lessons

Peace is for pussies and liberals 101

How to lie with a straight face 101

[Rocknrule]

7. He probably meant to say "ejaculator in chief"

Oh wait, that was Clinton :evilgrin:

[Jack Rabbit]

8. And anybody who doesn't like it must report to a re-education camp

!!

[jrw14125]

9. "rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning?"

we're in trouble!

[rodeodance]

10. I listened to most of it. It was like he was talking to 3rd graders-

[godhatesrepublicans]

11. He's not kidding, he seriously believes that.

Think about it. By perpetuating programs that will destroy public education, he's laying the groundwork for his fellow Oligarchs to rule our "democracy" in perpetuity. Bush and his backers WANT Americans to be as stupid and gullible as possible. Thus he sees it as part of his mission to guide education with the same skill he's destroyed our military power and financial stability.

He is, in truth, the "education President." He just views education differently than we do.

[Blue Belle]

13. Uhm... Mr. President... could you please explain your Social Security plan

to us??

Or any of your plans?

Now how 'bout you try it without Karl feeding you the answers through your ear piece??

Now how bout you pronounce the word education with out butchering it??

Education President my ass. :eyes:

[Redstone]

14. It got worse. It really did. He went on to explain that as Emperor,

it was his job to "educate people" about his decisions. Not explain them; just "educate" people about why they MUST agree with him.

He's fucking delusional. We don't need impeachment, we need to have him committed to an insane asylum. For his own good as well as ours.

Redstone