Image of Jesus in drywall heals the sick

[quaoar]

Check out the video at the link. Not quite as inspiring as Our Lady of the Underpass or the image of Jesus in the tree in a guy's front yard, but then God works in mysterious ways.



http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_081155418.html

The Triumph Learning and Worship Center for Life in Saraland, Alabama was flooded by Hurricane Katrina. Some of the drywall in the building buckled into what they say is in image of Jesus on the cross.

The church hung a picture frame up around the mark. People line up every day to touch it, and several people claim they've been healed.

"Many have been healed," said Pastor Ella Roberts. "One young man that belonged here was scheduled to go on dialysis. "The next week, he laid his hand there on the wall on the image, went to the doctor and they said they can't see where, why, how."

Church members say miracles occur when you touch the wall. "From touching that, my eyesight began to clear up completely," said Benita Bogan.

[mzteris]

1. I'm thinking it looks more like

Bullwinkle!

[Roland99]

41. Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a falafel out of my hat!

[bluerum]

2. Looks like a large breasted sexually aroused amazon to me. nt

[Ezlivin]

3. I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I've got my plaster Jesus

My Sheetrock Savior!

Let us gather at Home Depot to worship...

[quaoar]

6. Blasphemy!

Jesus shops at Lowe's.

[Ezlivin]

28. Jesus can't shop at Lowe's - Home Depot signed him for an exclusive

n/t

[OffWithTheirHeads]

38. Sitting on the dashboard of my car!

dum, de dum de dum dum
Man, I wish I could find the sheet music to this.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Holy Shit! nt

[TahitiNut]

10. Holy Sheetrock!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Looks like Tammy Faye bumped into that wall, face first...

while she was rollin' rollin' rollin...

[Redstone]

5. That's Jesus? Looks more like female anatomy to me.

Redstone

[ChoralScholar]

7. Uh.. I dunno...

I seem to remember something about worshipping idols and false gods...

It just looks like a crappy drywall job to me.

[Ilsa]

8. Looks to me like someone hocked a lugey on the wall.

"From touching that, my eyesight began to clear up completely," said Benita Bogan.

(So I guess it doesn't look like the Sheetrock Savior any more?)

[Earth_First]

9. I guess that's better than the Cheeto-Jesus...

or the "Spud"nik Idaho potato Jesus...

[movonne]

16. Or the sandwich that sold on e-bay...

[Nikki Stone 1]

11. Actually, it looks to me like a wet sock hanging from a clothesline

But I'm doing laundry, so what do I know?

[Psephos]

12. Uh oh, wonder what will happen when The Face blows over Alabama

Clash of the Titans!

Whew. I still keep looking for Virgin Mary in my grilled cheese sandwich.

[BlueStorm]

42. Whoa that is one hell of a scary looking face!!!

Where did you get this pic?

Blue

[Psephos]

44. I saw it on the Coast To Coast site

http://www.coasttocoastam.com


Always something fun there. :-)


(It's an unaltered weathersat pic taken March 20, btw.)

[quaoar]

13. Interesting quote from a minister at the church

"It's like God is trying to show people he's real," said Marlette Holt, a minister at the Triumph Learning and Worship Center for Life. "I feel he's trying to open even the simplest minds."

[katty]

15. simplest minds...hmmm that speaks volumes

[killbotfactory]

17. If they have proof of Jesus...

Why bother with faith?

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "From touching that, my eyesight began to clear up completely,"

A pair of glasses to fit a narrow minded person, would have fixed her up better!

Opticalrectitus is what it sounds like the poor thang had!

[donco6]

18. "Oh most holy Clitoris . . . "

Please heal me of my addiction to DU.

I got it bad, Clitoris, real bad.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. ROTF!

SAVE ME...from the NSA! Say amen somebody, fer christsnakes!

[0007]

32. Holy Catfish!

[BlueStorm]

43. ROTF!!!

I am laughing so hard!!!

Blue

[Richard Steele]

20. Apparently, 'Drywall Jesus' can't do SHIT for mental illness.

[Hubert Flottz]

23. LMAO...

He/She/It...has cured my blues! * Chuckle!

EDIT I'd be afraid not to K&R this Mother!

[Big Kahuna]

22. It looks more like the Horned God

Hearne or Curnunnos if you asked me.





Maybe I should be freaking out? :)

[Chulanowa]

29. Nah, Herne has better things to do

So are the going to rechristian the place "Our Lady of the Holy Waterlogged Gypsum", or what?

[northofdenali]

31. Good name for the church -

welcome to DU :hi:

[tanyev]

24. Just wait until the Holy Black Mold descends upon the drywall.

[VOX]

25. WWJD -- What Would Jesus Drywall? n/t

[FatDave]

26. Mushroom. Definitely a mushroom.

And who ever had a religious experience with a mushroom?

[nonconformist]

27. I don't see anything that resembles Jesus in that.

Usually, I can at least see what they're referring to. This time, not at all.

[quaoar]

33. Supposed to be Jesus on the cross.

[0007]

30. cough cough, gag!

[Ufomammut]

34. I like the idea that there's a Jesus somewhere....

In another dimension, or state, or heaven, whatever, looking in/at/down at us, snickering, calling the old man over as he remarks in disbelief, "Man, these poor twits are just too much...."

[Jaydog]

35. I liked the pope in the pancake better!!!

Check it out.

http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3961791

[jmowreader]

36. There is the Drywaller's Prayer, but I think this may be different

You know the Drywaller's Prayer, right? I hear it many times a day.

"Jesus Christ, this shit is heavy!"

Drywallers are a religious bunch.

[hang a left]

37. Well I touched it....

How long does it take???

[OffWithTheirHeads]

39. Holy Shit! If you touch it

do you become a Republikan?

[BlueStorm]

40. It looks like a tie to me n/t