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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:13 PM
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JOKE: A Bar Installs New SMART Robotic Bartenders...
A bar has installed robotic bartenders in their establishment to pour drinks and engage customers in conversation based on the customers IQ. A man hears about the new robot bartenders and decides to test the claim that they can converse intelligently with patrons. He walks in, sits down at the bar and asks for a drink. The robot bartender asks him his IQ and the guy says 186 The bartender serves his drink and begins a discussion on on string theory. The guy leaves and comes back an hour later and the robot asks him his IQ once more. The guy says 98 and the bartender serves his drink and begins discussing the latest sports scores and popular culture. The guy leaves and comes back an hour later. the bartender asks his IQ and the guy says 49. The bartender serves his drink and says "So, you gonna vote GOP again this November"?
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:22 PM
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1. I don't care you ya are
that's funny
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