Got Influence?

[journalist3072]

"We have got influence in Afghanistan, and we are going to use it."

- Idiot Son George W. Bush, speaking on Wednesday of this week about the case of Abdul Rahman, who could be put to death in Afghanistan for converting to Christianity.

Well, Bushie, I'll tell you what else you can use your influence in Afghanistan for. Use it to find the man who is responsible for the attacks against our country on 9/11. You know him. He should be really easy to find. He's a very tall man. And rumor has it that he may be walking around with a dialysis machine. His name is Osama bin Laden, or something like that.

Then again, maybe you aren't that interesting in finding him! In fact, you told us as much.

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."

- George W. Bush, March 13, 2002

[journalist3072]

1. Thanks to whoever just recommended this! n/t

[northofdenali]

2. K & R again!

Good reading.