Dick Cheney, George and Laura Bush on Air Force One

[Catherine Vincent]

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

LOL! :evilgrin:

[Lautremont]

1. I have trouble accepting this premise.

Bush? Thinking about making people happy?

Not a bad gag otherwise!

[Maru Kitteh]

2. Pa Dum Pum

Best I've heard in MONTHS!

[Erika]

3. Yes!!!

The GOP elitists have been burning our money at whim. Toss them out. Include all of W's family.

[ClayZ]

4. LOL

:rofl:

[JI7]

5. that's a great one

thanks for posting.

[InsanityInc]

6. Ma'am, You owe me A keyboard!!!!

n/t

[mb7588a]

7. 56 million?!!! Don't you lowball us, jokewriters! nt.

[niyad]

8. when I first heard a variant of this joke, I assumed the 56 mil figure

referred to the number of people who cast ballots for kerry (at least the ones the *ies admitted voted for kerry)

[Catherine Vincent]

10. Same here.

[zbdent]

9. I think the pilot is wrong . . .

I think he'd make 5.995 Billion people happy . . .