Dear "msm"; STOP reporting about KATRINA; how 'bout all the GOOD WEATHER!

[LynnTheDem]

Dear "msm"; ENOUGH already with reporting crime in America! How 'bout all the law-abiding Americans!

Dear "msm"; KNOCK OFF with reporting poverty, homelessness, inflation et al in America! How 'bout all the Haves and Have Mores in America!

Dear "msm"; NO MORE reporting of the 50-60 Iraqis being blown up, shot, executed every day in Iraq! NO MORE reporting of the Daily Dead American in Iraq, or the Daily 15 Wounded Americans in Iraq! How 'bout all the alive & healthy Americans!

Dear "msm"; ONLY HAPPY NEWS is allowed to be reported on in USSA! Dead Americans, dead Iraqis, wounded Americans, wounded Iraqis, daily assassinations and car bombs and daily worsening of security and life in Iraq is NOT HAPPY NEWS so STOP REPORTING IT!!!

We mustn't upset the MFing stupid rightwingnuts by reporting FACTS that aren't happyhappyhappy!

[redwitch]

1. Perfect!

I hear it is SUNNY in Miami today, but do they talk about that? Noooooooo. It's cyclones in Australia this and earthquakes in Pakistan that. Sheesh. :eyes:

[LynnTheDem]

3. Yep isn't that sop "US media"! Totally ignoring the Miami sunshine

for cyclones and earthquakes.

Biased reporting!!! Biased reporting!!!


Rightwingnuts; stupidest, most willfully ignorant MFers ever.

[zbdent]

2. Hey government, stop giving free food to the poor,

give it to those who can afford to buy caviar weekly!

Oh, wait, . . . that's already happening . . .

[TAPat]

4. I expect to see many news vans in my town -

it's a little overcast and cold - guess there haven't been enough maimings and murders lately...

[LynnTheDem]

6. No no no! MSM must only report on your town when it's warm and sunny!

"a little overcast and cold" is not happyhappyhappy news! Must only report happyhappyhappy news!

[rodeodance]

5. chuckle

[blondeatlast]

7. Perfect analogy! K&R. nt

[annabanana]

8. happy happy joy joy

http://members.lycos.co.uk/cartooncartoon1/hpbimg/Happy,%20Happy,%20Joy,%20Joy.jpg

and:
HAKUNA MATATA too!



It's the only way to go!

[liberal N proud]

9. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Catchawave]

10. Yeh, what about all those young ladies

who manage to get home safely after leaving bars !

[mandyky]

11. LOL and then there are the Clinton comparisons

about Bosnia or comparisons with occupying Iraq to having troops in Germany or Japan.

The wingnuts twist themselves like pretzels to make excuses for shrub. Mind boggling!

[InternalDialogue]

12. LTD, you're the best!

Excellent analogy!

[Hubert Flottz]

13. And why report on all the BAD shit guys like Saddam Do?

Saddam had good days too, things like he won his last election with over 90% of the vote and he never even had Diebold, or, Blackwell, or Miz Harris, or KKKarl Rove, or Jeb!

Saddam's evil sons prolly were really good Gawd Fearin' boys just doing a few frat pranks and never meanin' no harm!

I'll bet Hitler really had a soft spot in his heart, for fine food, purdy girls and good music.

Bubba Bushbackkker from Bumfu?k Texas Writes...

What gives with all this bad press shit 24/7 and putting everything in the worst light! War causes lots of good jobs Gawd Damn it! Get with the freakin' program MSM! WHY is it y'all hate Murikkka you naysayin' commie bastards?

That FuKKKer in North Korea is prolly just teaching all those North Korean youngins to hate you and me, so they don't need to hate folks over there! Nukkklear bombs causes work and heat, at the same time, but you fukkks never tell the up side of shit! It's cause you librul scumbags on TV want to send the wrong message, so people like Ted Kennedy can help the terraists zap me, as I lay dreaming my very own peaceful assed Murikkkan freakin' dreams!

If I could reach through the Gawd Danged TV set, I'd slap the taste outten' your lyin' mouth 24/7!

Bubba;

PS:Didn't your black hearted commie left winger mothers tell you that if you don't have somethin' nise to say about someone, to keep your lyin' Gawd Danged Librul Mouth Shut!? You scumbag reporters out there make me PUKE!

Edit for mispelling.

[LynnTheDem]

17. Bubba Bushbackkker FREEPER ALERT!!!

Oh never mind, it's Hubert impersonating a freeper. Had me going there!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

24. I'll just kick your thread up again...

cause you thought it was so danged funny! :hi:

[LynnTheDem]

26. LOL!

You do a great freeper impersonation. :D

[TheBaldyMan]

30. k&r

[Hubert Flottz]

14. K&R to the best take on this reverse BUSHIT yet!

[PA Democrat]

15. Don't they know they embolden the hurricanes every time they

cover the destruction of a bad storm? What are they hurricane sympathizers?

[Hissyspit]

16. Even when the "happy" news is reported, you have to be completely

skeptical of it. It's PLANTED, it's FICTION, it's practically IRRELEVENT next to the larger context, or it won't be good news the NEXT WEEK, because it has been cancelled out.

There is still much BAD NEWS that is not getting reported - kidnappings, shadow organizations, folks leaving or trying to leave the country, corruption, child soldiers - think about all the bad news we are NOT hearing about.

[LynnTheDem]

18. LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU!!! LALALALALALA!!!

Are we happyhappyhappy?

:D

rightwingnuts; stupidest MFing idiots ever.

[Kurovski]

19. ...And enough of this shit about "traffic jams", there are PLENTY

of open roads in America to get where you need to get.

And I don't want to hear another word about the Chicago Cubs losing a game...they are ALWAYS winners in my book! Enough of all the negative whining already. The media is trying to DESTROY THE CUBS FREEDOM to feel good about themselves! If they call them "losers" it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy!!

Just give me a Xanax and tell me what I want to hear.

[Ksec]

20. nominated for title of the month

hehe. :)

[Rosemary2205]

21. I just wish they quit with the dam Amber alerts!

So some kid is missing and in danger and the cops only have minutes or hours to find him/her to save a life. Why should my beautiful mind be bothered with that when there are so many not missing kids out there I could be hearing about!! :cry:

[Batgirl]

22. That's right! What about the vast majority of cities

that didn't get wiped out in a flood?

This revolutionary way of looking at things might turn me into the cockeyed optimist I always wanted to be.

[Writer]

23. Congratulations you have just passed Media 101!

Now if only those idiot Americans parroting this crap would realize the same.

[Bluebear]

25. I saw a report on a ecolil death from a burger on TV!!!!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ***GOOD*** HAMBURGER'S SERVED EVERY DAY???????????? PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[LynnTheDem]

28. Are you SERIES???111!!

ONE death and they REPORTED it, versus all the GOOD burgers???!!

Why do they hate America?

[brettdale]

27. LOL

LOL

[upi402]

29. Really hugh good weather111

Isn't their a missing white chick somwhere?
:shrug: