Tweety Watch: Matthews & Chris Hitchens both Drunk as Skunks!

[KoKo]

Now...this is my second post about Matthews being drunk...but tonight he has Christopher Hitchens on and I'm telling you they were talking like they were both in the bar after quite a few "rounds."

Al Sharpton was the Dem and he wasn't given more than maybe two minutes of talk time...while Matthews (slurring his speech and looking "woo woo") and Hitchens (with bleary red eyes) both carried on a conversation which had nothing to do with "Hardball Questions" or anything the average viewer or any viewer of that show would give a flying toad about... :eyes:

How long will MSNBC employ drunks and allow the drunks to invite their fellow drunks on to bloviate in bar room chatter?

Inquiring Minds want to know. :eyes:

[MadMaddie]

1. They are done....the Cabal did it to them....

Here's my theory...

They thought they were such good jack booted soldiers.....they pushed the Propaganda like good soldiers....they spoke out even if it went against common sense...and what happens?

The cabal spits in their face and points the finger at them for the failure of the war!!! How could this happen they wonder...we were such good soldiers.....


I will never forgive or forget the media's role in this debacle!!!

[gimama]

2. OMyGosh! YOU are tooo funny,where's the remote?!

I quit watchin' the foool, ESPECIALLY on "HOT-SHOTS" Fridays!
I gotta SEE this! ..I've got good instincts on drunks AND fools..
ck back with YOU,later!

[KoKo]

15. I'm holding you to that....my credibility with DU'ers is on "the line."

I don't like to post something that I've observed and get trashed as not being accurate. It makes me ashamed....:-(

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. Hope they get DUI's

jerks.

[senseandsensibility]

5. That would serve them right

but I doubt if either one has driven themselves anywhere in years, especially tweets.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

21. I really like your Lincoln "labor quote"

. . . gonna see my dad tonight, (the ole socialist!), and see if he's heard that one.

(And you're right, I'm sure they don't drive, come to think of it. I wonder what they CAN do? Besides lie.)

[senseandsensibility]

29. Thanks!

Let me know if he's heard it. I wish I could say I was a geat Lincoln scholar, but I'm afraid I just googled "Lincoln quotes" and found it one day. :)

[gimama]

6. LOL~

:P JUI~ jerks under influence?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

19. I like it!

B-)

[LiviaOlivia]

4. Where's the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission when you need 'em?

eom

[AlCzervik]

7. How come Keith Moon is dead but Hitchens is still alive?

How has he avoided choking on his vomit in one of his druken comas?

[htuttle]

12. Simple

Vampires sleep upside down. When they vomit, it just drains out instead of choking them.

[AlCzervik]

13. lol. so true.

[Fla Dem]

8. Hitchens is an impossible asshole. He knows he's right and doesn't

allow anyone else to talk. So put him with Matthews and all you have is dueling loud mouths.

[BuyingThyme]

9. I saw Chris before the show. I call him Chris.

We were slammin' tequila poppers and chasing with Mickey's Big Mouths.

The Snitch was not present.

[AlCzervik]

10. ok does he wear a drool cup when he's not on tv?

i won't tell anyone.*






















ok, so i'll tell everyone.

[opihimoimoi]

14. Drool Cups??? There was a SNL with The Not Ready for Prime Time Guys...

that featured Drool Cups..

[KoKo]

17. You mean like an old "horse feed bag?" Where the horses could eat

while they did their work and the "drool" and stuff went into the bag?

:shrug: Would seem to apply to Matthews and Hitchens. Let's get them "bags" and lots of VISINE!

[opihimoimoi]

25. It was a skit on David Copperfield...and the old man had on

a small drool/tin cup...dangling on a wire strapped to his neck...Davids Job was to clean the cup...it was awfullly funny.

[SPKrazy]

30. Stolen From SNL Circa 1970's Not Ready For Prime Time Players

the drool cups, that fill the drool canals, that fill the drool reservoirs

of all the skits they did that one stands out, why? it was hilarious

[BuyingThyme]

18. Don't be silly. He wears a plastic bib with a trough at the bottom.

He has a few of 'em, and they match his wardrobe.

Somebody actually sent him an official Tweety (the cartoon bird) bib a couple years ago, but he doesn't wear it.

[opihimoimoi]

11. Their Facial Expressions indicate Assholics to the 10th Degree

Pompous Asses...bith of them...Al was the best::: :yourock: Al

[tnlefty]

16. I'm curious to know about Al's demeanor while in the presence of these

2?

[KoKo]

20. Tweety usually gives Sharpton lots of air time. Tonight he was in his

stupor with Hitchens (they must have hit the bar before the show began) and so the BEST that Sharpton got out (AND IT WAS A GREAT SHARPTON COMEBACK) was.....Tweety asked Sharpton "Who would be better on the WAR in Iraq....Bush or Nancy Pelosi?" Sharpton rolled his eyes (I assume in disgust at Matthews idiocy) and SAID: "Nancy Pelosi is not the 'Commander-in-Chief'" she was elected to CONGRESS so how can you ask the question about who would be better to lead the war in Iraq when the current Commander-in-Chief is the one who should be held accountable."

Sharpton is one of the brightest lights out there. We Dems need to give his corrupt ass some money. So...he had Twana Brawley and he likes nice silk suits and great hotel rooms.............SO WHAT? What have Delay and his CROWD being doing all these years? :shrug:

[opihimoimoi]

22. Roses to you Girl .....Fine Wine too

:yourock:

[KoKo]

23. Hey thanks...Opi...

and a :toast: and :loveya: to you to...plus a :hug: and a :-)'s

Sheesh...one wonders how it can get any worse yet daily it does! :nuke:

[opihimoimoi]

26. Think of Bushies depressed mental state and he sez the same thing...

LOL

Bush: "WTF??? It cannot get any worse...they keep telling me that...and yet...it gets worse daily...WTF is going ON"?

This boy...he don't hunt....incompetant to the 32nd Degree....

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

24. Onceuponatime Hitchens was Brillant

The depths he has fallen to, takes my breath away. No wondering why he drinks nowadays.

[KoKo]

27. In the Mid-90's I loved the guy! I cant' imagine WHAT I WAS THINKING!

and I don't do drugs or stuff....I did think he was neat when he used to appear with "Brian on C-Span" before I realized Brian is kind of freaky.

Then...I realized that Hitchens is "freaky."

I guess we need to reasess our IDOLS ever few years these days. What we used to believe about them...seems to NOT BE what they are today. :shrug:

Wolves in Sheep's Clothing? We got SUCKERD? :eyes:

Edited to correct atrocious "typo's."

[KT2000]

28. Bloviating Drunks

is just too good. It says it all.
Thanks
:bounce:

[mzmolly]

31. Matthews has admitted to having "issues" with alcohol.

:shrug: I may have to catch the re-run?