Proof that George Bush is a man-child

[gatorboy]

It's one thing to wear the cowboy boots, but the Presidential seals? Oh man. The goof does love playing dress up :rofl:

[helderheid]

1. is it me or does he look as old as poppy?

[gatorboy]

26. Yeah, five years of corruption haven't been good for him.

EOM

[Mabus]

2. Omflyingspaghettimonster!

I don't know whether to :rofl: or :puke:

[Drum]

3. what a fool......nt

[beam me up scottie]

4. Jesus Christ.

You couldn't make this stuff up.

[Arugula Latte]

5. Look, there's the Alfred E. Neuman nephew close to center.

The one who thinks Uncle Georgie is so wonderful but apparantly doesn't support him enough to get his ass to Iraq.

[C_U_L8R]

15. I see a few candidates for enlistment

get thee to Iraq .. hypocrits

[Drum]

6. Babs has a neck like a pelican. nt

[beam me up scottie]

7. Nominated.

I bet they'll accuse us of photoshopping this.

[gatorboy]

11. Here's the original.

http://www.stmarystoday.com/bush_family_photo_president_geor.htm

[beam me up scottie]

16. The Redneck Chronicles?

Southern Maryland's Only 24-hour Newsroom

That explains a lot.

The craftier repukes wouldn't want people to see this.

Understandably.

[C_U_L8R]

8. Goddamn that's one howdy-doody lookin family

Those boots are the icing on the cake to a very cold serving of evil fuck.

[Jara sang]

9. Where is Noelle?

Must be out scoring a fix.

[Mabus]

21. Adjusting her shoes

*wink, wink*

[sandrakae]

81. The platinum blonde standing behind Jeb.

She looks much better than her mug shot.

[teknomanzer]

92. Yeah I noticed she was conspicuous in her absence...

probably still in rehab. Bush family values.

[beam me up scottie]

10. Those ARE presidential seals!

And these people claim Clinton disgraced the office?


I bet the dolt wears flag underwear too.

[Lisa]

33. hey -- he needs that monogrammed underwear!

Otherwise he'd always be putting it on backwards.

[beam me up scottie]

37. SNORT!

That must be why the presidential seals are on the front of the boots only.:D

[Lisa]

43. I think he also insists on special patterns on the sides ....

So he can recognize the left and right feet.



http://www.dallasnews.com/cgi-bin/bi/dallas/photography/photographers.cgi?step=PORTFOLIO&artistID=53&photo=2983


Note that his initials are on the outside! Though he probably still tries to jam his feet into the wrong boots, I bet.

[gatorboy]

44. HAHAAHAAHAA!!

I seriously would've expected that photo to be Photoshopped. Look at the size of that noggin'! :rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

45. What kind of hotel was he in?

Talk about tacky, how about that bedspread? :scared:

No, wait, don't tell me, it's the master bedroom at the ranch, right?

[xxqqqzme]

68. I'm sure pickles decorated it herself.

seein' as how she did such a splendid job on the oval office rug. What style these rednecks possess.

A flag on his lapel and prez seal on his boots - he knows where he lives and what his title is but where do you suppose they have his name? Sewn on his cuffs?

[beam me up scottie]

70. That's another thing.

If I was a real cowboy or a Texan, I would be furious at this little faker.

Too bad he didn't try to say he was from Vermont, we'd have run him out on a rail.

[niyad]

63. PLEASE PLEASE tell me these pics are photoshopped!!! pretty please!

[Lisa]

65. no such luck ...

I think the distortions are just due to an awkward camera angle. I've seen other pics of the boots, and alas, they look even more hideous in better lighting.

[MisterP]

69. nice MONKEY SUIT

[SoCalDem]

41. behold..the royal flip-flops..Laura customized them for him

[Kare]

55. no no no

Flag UnderRoos

[beam me up scottie]

60. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

The sad thing is, after seeing these pix, I can believe he does wear underoos.


I can't wait for the staff to publish tell all books after lil boots' dictatorship is up.

[electropop]

77. He has that look on his face that

my nephew used to have when he held up two fingers behind somebody's head.

[MrScorpio]

12. Goddamn family is a pox on the body politic of America

We'd be all better off if poopy was left to float in the ocean

[johnnie]

13. Where is Noelle?

[Mabus]

20. She dropped her, um, medicine

and went for the backup, er, medication in her shoe.

9 Sep 2002 Employee Julia Elias discovers 0.2g crack cocaine hidden in Noelle Bush's shoe, while Bush is a patient at the Center for Drug-Free Living. Elias prepares a written statement to this effect, but supervisor Vilma Accison orders her to stop talking to police, and to destroy the document. Lacking the document or cooperation, police were unable to make an arrest. source.

[lostnfound]

58. Who WOULDN'T want drugs growing up in THAT family?

Dictionary definition of dysfunctional family, I bet.

Being a black sheep in that flock might be like 'being all you can be'.

[smirkymonkey]

79. Nicole is probably the only sane one, which would explain her

constant need to check out.

[LibDemAlways]

14. Only the most insecure moron in the world would

be caught dead in those "dress-up" Presidential seal boots. You'd think someone in that snarky looking bunch would say "You look like a dork in those." And Pickles needs to be clued in that it isn't fashionable to rip the drapes off the wall and wear them.

[johnnie]

18. One of my favorite pix of the moranboy

[beam me up scottie]

19. aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh

:nuke:

[LibDemAlways]

29. Thanks, I've never seen that one before.

Looks like he's modelling coulottes.

Those are truly the most dumbass boots I've ever seen. I can't imagine anyone willingly putting them on much less parading around in them.

[beam me up scottie]

38. I bet ya he wears them to bed.

We probably should feel sorry for Pickles.

There's a reason she needs to be medicated.

[johnnie]

46. Medicated?

They just reduce the voltage and deprogram her down 33%.

[beam me up scottie]

53. Yeah, I saw the pics from earlier.

Not very realistic looking.

I think the Japanese could do better.

[Lisa]

47. he can't resist showing them off (more pics)

http://www.molloysoundandvideo.com/projects.html




http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1127651.stm



http://www.washtimes.com/national/20050119-123016-4866r.htm

[johnnie]

51. What an ass

He tries so hard to be a cowboy and he is nothing but a freak who was born into a family that are nothing but criminals.

He will forever be remembered as the embarrassment of the century.

[beam me up scottie]

52. Wow. They're all snappy dressers.

Shoot me if I ever become so delusional I dress like anyone in those pics.

Shoot me if I even think about it.

Please.

[teknomanzer]

93. Closest thing to jackboots i suppose...

[FoxNewsSucks]

17. Bush Crime Family. YIKES!!!

What does Barbara Bush see when she looks in the mirror?

How could one uterus spew so much filth onto our planet??

[Mabus]

22. With Fredo at the helm.

:grr:

[johnnie]

23. What I don't get is...

Why did they put that wax dummy of George Washington next to georgie :shrug:

[Mabus]

24. To prop up George.

You'll notice it is leaning away from Poppy and towards Uncurious George.

[beam me up scottie]

25. Do any of the bush men know how to sit in a chair?

I guess we should be glad the women do.

[lpbk2713]

27. In that pic he looks like Tommy Smothers

"Mom always liked you best."

[ThoughtCriminal]

28. At least he doesn't wear the POTUS tights, cape and mask

in public.

[hedgehog]

30. What wrong with George HW Bush?

His eyes don't match. Did he have a stroke? This could be important given Junior's issues with dad.

[C_U_L8R]

74. Poppy is becoming Popeye

Karma works in mysterious ways.

Wonder how it will work on the Chimpster - as if we don't know

eeeep eeeep eeeep

[johnnie]

88. He went hunting with Cheney

:shrug:

[NJCher]

31. Hahah

Most of the women seem to think they're sex kittens. Look at that one on the upper left. Good God in heaven, who would think that's an appropriate pose for a family photograph?

Get thee to the porno film industry, tootsie. You'll be much happier than in the bush crime family.

Note how one of the daughters (forget their names) has to sling her leg out from behind mom.




Cher

[gatorboy]

36. That's what I was thinking.

It's as if they're posing for a new season of "Dallas". :P

[Swamp Rat]

59. LOL!

[jasmeel]

89. The porn chick in the upper left is missing a tooth!! How hillbilly!

[Dulcinea]

32. Money can't buy class.

What tacky boots. J.R. Ewing wouldn't even wear those.

[DBoon]

34. He looks like a dictator in charge of a banana republic

come to think of it, that's what the US has become

[Lisa]

35. "Lookit me! Lookit me! Hehhehheh!" (n/t)

[ThoughtCriminal]

39. Dress me up Song

5000 Fingers of Dr T was on TCM a few days ago.
To truly experience it, requires the voice of Hans Conried:

"Dress Me"

Come on and dress me, dress me, dress me in my finest array
‘Cause just in case you haven’t heard, today is doe-me-doe day!
Dress me in my silver garters, dress me in my diamond studs
‘Cause I’m going doe-me-doing in my doe-me-doe duds!


I want my undulating undies with the maribou frills
I want by beautiful bolero with the porcupine quills
I want my purple nylon girdle with the orange-blossom buds
‘Cause I’m going doe-me-doing in my doe-me-doe duds!


Come on and dress me, dress me, dress me in my peek-a-boo blouse
With the lovely inner lining made of Chesapeake mouse
I want my polka-dotted dickie with the crinoline fringe
For I’m going doe-me-doing on a doe-me-doe binge!


I want my lavender spats, and in addition to them
I want my honey-colored corset with the herringbone hem
I want my softest little jacket made of watermelon suede
I want my long persimmon placket with the platinum braid
I want my leg-of-mutton sleeves, and in addition to those
I want my cutie chamois booties with the leopard-skin bows
I want my pink brocaded bodice with the floofy, fuzzy ruffs
And my gorgeous bright-blue bloomers with the monkey-feather cuffs
I want my organdy snood, and in addition to that
I want my chiffon Mother Hubbard lined with Hudson Bay rat
Dress me up from top to bottom, dress me up from tip to toe
Dress me up in silk and spinach, for today is my doe-me-doe day!


So come and dress me in the blossoms of a million pink trees
Come on and dress me up in liverwurst and camembert cheese
Dress me up in pretzels, dress me up in bock-beer suds
‘Cause I’m going doe-me-doing in my doe-me-doe duds!

[flordehinojos]

40. have you ever noticed his teeth? they look like he still has his baby

teeth--it seems he never got his second set of teeth.

[Lisa]

49. perhaps the tooth fairy boycotted him after Bush, as a child ...

... demanded that she leave him MORE than 25 cents for each one!

[flordehinojos]

76. good one!

:bounce:

[nini]

42. Where's Noelle?

banned from the cabal or am I just missing her?

[lpbk2713]

48. She's down at Walgreen's

Turning in another forged prescription.

[nini]

90. I can't say I blame her.. I'd have to be stoned or drunk with that group..

..as my family.

[Scout1071]

50. The utter audacity of that asshole.....

is simply unbelievable.

[FatDave]

54. self delete

[FatDave]

56. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over...

...the Bill of Rights.

[Kare]

57. ptptptptptptpt

Looks like a good start at a police line up to me.

[Syrinx]

61. they're seal skin boots

:D

[raysr]

62. Little "Pierce" sure looks

like his unca "W" don't he?

[CoffeeCat]

64. "Mama Babs, after we're finished taking the picture, can I...

...go outside and stomp in the mud puddles?"

LOLOL!!!!

Junior looks like a goofy puppet. Somewhere there's a ventriloquist looking for his lost dummy!

And what's with Jeb's head...it's like a grapefruit on a toothpick! I bet his head has its own zip code. It's providing shade for Poppy!

What's up with Bar? She looks like a raisin that's been topped off with a layer of cool whip.

Why does Barbara, the Bush twin--look like she just fell out of TJ Maxx? Nice dress...if you're a cocktail waitress on a casino boat floating down the Mississippi!

Ohhhhh shoot. It's just too easy with these people.

[jillan]

66. When I was a little girl

my mommy put my name in my jacket, mittens, lunchbox, etc
so they wouldn't get lost...

It's so nice of BarbaraBeatch to still do this for Georgie.

[Kailassa]

67. Those poor guys ...

You can tell from the protective positioning of their clasped hands, and their spread legs, they must all be recovering from recent castration operations.

And those trousers ... they obviously can't afford enough fabric to reach their shoes.

Or perhaps the dry-cleaner is one of their mob, and steals a few more inches of material each time they're cleaned.

And the fangs. Why are they being edited out yet again?

"It's that time again," says Babs, dust rising from her shadowy wings as she stands and stretches. The family, noticing the blackness outside is fading to gray, hurry along behind her as she waddles down into the clammy bowels of the Bush mansion, decorated , as always, in her favourite colors of blood, burn and beef-fat. Even the luxurious coffins match the decor. As the family climb into them they sleepily curse the lid-closing attendants, thus providing reassurance that everything is normal.

[PVK]

71. Where did Jeb get those shoes?

Off a gay Pilgrim?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

85. i think they are elevator shoes

to make him look taller.

[nicknameless]

72. What a dork.

[cassiepriam]

73. Nice catch, this pic says it all

His emotional maturity is about age 8 or 9 years. Tops.

[C_U_L8R]

75. I think the little girl on the left

may be the only one with any sense.

She's got that "WTF am i doing here" look

:-)

[Democrat 4 Ever]

78. Say what you want about that photo but that devil spawned family

gives me the heebeegeebees. Which ones of the next generation do you think the Saudis have anointed to bail out, buy off and prop up as their person in DC? The whole bunch of them are sorry excuses of humans. Name just one that has done a single, unselfish, totally humanitarian act in their life. Just one.

Jenna and Not Jenna, and the rest of the grandkids what are they doing with their lives except living on Mommy and Daddy and Poppy and Bar and the American taxpayers? Honestly compare the lives of children of Democrats (Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, Caroline Kennedy are three right off the top of my head) and you see people who are striving to make the world a better place. This bunch of asswipes are just a waste of oxygen, resources and space. This family makes the Addams Family mainstream. That photo is the subject of nightmares.

[C_U_L8R]

80. No worries

When the dems come back in the fall
loaded up with all the invasive wiretap powers
and other goodies that the republicans gave us
it will be soooooo much easier to nail their asses.

maniacal payback ....bwhahaha

[NJCher]

100. selfless act

Name just one that has done a single, unselfish, totally humanitarian act in their life. Just one.

I guess you hadn't heard. Beautiful Mind donated some money to Katrina victims.

:rofl:




Cher

[misternormal]

82. "Inbreeders"!!!!!!

[SammyWinstonJack]

83. A fine collection of THIEVES past present and future.

GREAT AMERICAN FAMILY! :puke:

[Rocknrule]

84. He looks like a ventriloquist dummy

Of course, he pretty much is one to Cheney

[earth mom]

86. Tacky is as tacky does.

:puke:

[goclark]

87. They try to talk like "Joe Six Pack" and in this

photo everyone has on designer clothes.

They still look tacky but now we see where all our money goes.


What awful people, each and everyone!

[1monster]

91. Where's Jebbie's Daughter, Noelle?

I guess she's not invited for the family pict?

[oasis]

94. Puke

:puke:

[upi402]

95. He is trying to make it even more embarassing to be American

in the world's view of us.

Gawd what a hugh moran1

[Kansas Wyatt]

96. He's the Jerk-Off of that Clan

Who wants to bet the Dimwit shows off this picture and brags about his boots?

Mommy look, I'm a Presidential Superhero! See my Presidential boots!

[Raine]

97. He's not the first Ole Raygun

had a pair like that too! :puke:

[lpbk2713]

98. That's funny.

.... to think Raygun had a pair.

[Batgirl]

99. Howdy Doody flanked by Count Chocula and Frankenberry

edited to add presidential seal(s)