Faux News is at it again... Secular WAR on the Easter bunny

[TheWebHead]

[RBHam]

1. So transparently pathetic...

The only people who hate the Easter bunny are Fundie Christians who KNOW that the rabbit is a pagan fertility symbol...

I think Faux news is about to panic.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. They ought to focus on a possible war with Russia and China...

instead of the God Damned Easter Bunny!

Idiots of a feather stink together!

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. Please ignore them

they only want to waste our time.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Yes, you'll just EGG them on!

You'd think they'd "Repent" 24/7, for all the lies they spread, if they really cared about God or Jesus! Maybe we should all Worship the King of Kings Rev. Moon, like their pals the Bushes do and FORGETABOUT the Easter Bunny!

[Tsiyu]

4. Oh for chrissake

This looks like something you'd see in a Kindergarten class. What the fuck is WRONG with these people? Are they trying to say that Americans are childish idiots?

Oh, no, only the FU(X) viewer? Well, that makes sense, then.

[Gman]

5. It's obvious that this is a ploy

to just keep talking about Jesus and CHristianity.

[Brazenly Liberal]

6. That's wight

I'm coming to get that wascally wabbit.

[shain from kane]

20. Does Cheney have his sights on the Easter Bunny?

If so, better warn Cupid, in case he hits the wrong target.

[Missy M]

7. It is hard to believe this is for real. The only thing offensive are...

the two people on Fox News discussing this.

[riona]

18. limited brain power

[C_U_L8R]

8. These Fundies are just Brain-Dead

Let me get this straight...

Easter Bunny is BAD
but
Christmas Tree is GOOD

It seems they need to be clear about which
Pagan rituals are good and which ones are bad...
I'm not following their retarded logic.

[Joanne98]

9. Oh no! Not again.

[Minnesota Libra]

10. Since I NEVER watch FAUX puke I thought this Easter Bunny stuff..........

.....was a joke people here at DU was putting out.:shrug: But FAUX :puke: really does spend air time on this crap.:wow:

[koopie57]

11. once again I have to ask

is this real or an Onion story? I can't tell anymore. An offensive Easter bunny? Does faux think the Easter bunny is real? I feel stupid asking, but it just could be a real story.

The fricken Easter bunny. What will be next, the Great Pumpkin? Oh I know, Casper the Friendly Ghost -- should we perform an exorcism?

[shenmue]

12. Oh my @&$%?#

They are serious about this?!

I heard a joke about a 'war on Easter' a couple days ago on another message board, but I never thought anyone would do anything like that in reality!

Then I remembered. I live in the same country as these idiots.

[bowens43]

13. Defending or attacking the easter bunny?

[tanyev]

15. They'd better be careful...they're going to make the Killer Rabbit angry.

[Roland99]

17. "Look at the bones!"

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

21. I'm glad "Kermit the Frog" doesn't have a holiday

he might get hungry for faux

[Skittles]

16. bush whores, pandering to their ignorant, santimonious base

sickening

[Scurrilous]

19. I hope FOX is emphasizing the 'good news'...

...from the War on Easter. Otherwise they're giving aid and comfort to the secularists.

[BiggJawn]

22. According to the U of Minn, We Atheists are only about 3%...

...of the population. Never realized we were SO powerful.

The same study said that Gays were not the most hated minority in the country anymore. Yep, thet "honour" belongs to us Gawdless folk, too.