GOP Moral Values Dictionary

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Christian Right - A tool which the GOP uses to win elections.
"The wackos get their information through the Christian right, Christian radio, mail, the internet and telephone trees... Simply put, we want to bring out the wackos to vote against something and make sure the rest of the public lets the whole thing slip past them." Mike Scanlon, former aide to Tom DeLay

Moral Values - Sets of values that Republicans demand society adhere to, but not themselves.
http://www.redmorals.com/

Pro-Life - Supporting Life, as in the lives of the rich and corporate shareholders.
"We could have used those people" - State Sen. Nancy Schaefer (R-Turnerville), saying that abortions have caused a shortage in cheap labor.

Sanctity of Life - Standing up for Life and defending human beings... unless they are not white, not rich, or not a fetus

Traditional Values - "Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Pepperidge Farm remembers!"

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