A sneak preview of Neil Bush's Educational Computer Program

[tom_paine]

Many have noted on another thread that Ignite's website has little about what exactly is in these educational programs.

I have obtained a Classified Copy of the eductaional programs soon to be in use in Houston (thanks to Babs Bush's "generous" donation to her son and herself), so here it is.

Unit I: Basic Mathematics



You arrrre feeling sleeeepeeeee...

Emperor Bush is a Noble and Godly Leader.

War is Peace.
Slavery is Freedom.

Anyone who disagrees with Our Emperor is a traitor who should be liquidated.



Now...WAKE UP!

Here is a photo of some Liberal Traitors...



If 10,000 Liberal Traitors in Halliburton Homeland Detention Camp accidentally die on the same day of "heart attacks", another 5,000 America-Hating Liberal Traitors accidentally die on the same day of "severe influenza", and another 2,500 Flag-Burning, Baby-Killing, Communist, America-Hating Liberal Traitor also coincidentally die on the same day of "tuberculosis", then how many Liberal Trators accidentally died on the same day..?

If you said 17,500 Flag-Burning, Baby-Killing, Communist, America-Hating Liberal Traitors accidentally died in Halliburton Homeland Security Camp on the same day, you are correct!



And we America-loving Republicans are all the better off for their accidental deaths, aren't we?
For your correct answer, you may reward yourself by being allowed to watch five minutes of The Bill O'Reilly Show. and feel free to have a bite of your Halliburger.

[JunkYardDogg]

1. It's about time you came over to the Dark Side

and saw the light
Now, go forth and spread the word of our Fearless Leader,
Emperor, Ruler for life and All Eternity, Oh Holy Master, Born Again, Anointed Son of God,
Exalted Dry Drunk Idi Amen Saint George the Bushwacker, carbon based death form,
mutant genetically deficient Fog of War God
and Kill the Fags, Liberals, Constitution Huggers, Environmentalist Nazis, Porno Based Women Libbers,
Anti Evil God Haters,Non Borg Mother Fuckers NOW !!!!

[JunkYardDogg]

2. Kick

'nuff said