PETA aligns itself with GWB

[Boojatta]

PETA: What do you think of a person and an animal having sex?

The First Lady: If they're both consenting adults, then I don't see the problem.

PETA: How can an animal consent?

The First Lady: That's a good question. I'd say that an animal can't consent, but it doesn't matter.

PETA: Why doesn't it matter?

The First Lady: We don't need their consent. For example, to keep animals in cages at a zoo, we don't need consent from the animals. We just need solid cages and good locks.

PETA: Are you sure that it's okay to keep animals locked in cages?

The First Lady: Of course I'm sure. What are you, some moran from PETA?

PETA: I work for PETA.

The First Lady: Go away! It's none of your business whether or not I've been sleeping with a chimp!

[sakabatou]

1. LOL

[Raine]

2. Bwahahahaha

:rofl:

[billybob537]

3. We'd be better off

if he was kept in a cage at the zoo

[Raine]

5. Hahaha

that's where he belongs and would be the way to keep him out of trouble. :evilgrin:

[BlueEyedSon]

4. "People eating tasty animals"?

[Boojatta]

6. Bumping to warn people that the dialogue is fictional.

:o ;)