Lets feed the fundie freeper paranoia. Bush = Antichrist how?

[FormerRepublican]

I know you've been watching Bush and thinking about how evil he is. And is Cheney really just a mild mannered Vice President, or is he SATAN! (With Church Lady echo chamber sound effects.) Can you name all the ways that Bush resembles the Anti-Christ? Why should freeper fundies rest easy in their blind following of the Anti-Christ?

Here's my short list:

1. Bush is busy leading the freeper fundies down into h*ll, while they blindly follow, not realizing that he's really the Anti-Christ.
2. Bush could "accidentally" leave his abomonation of desolation nukular football lying around somewhere on his next visit to Israel.
3. Bush just plain looks evil - you know?
4. Bush says he's a Christian, but he conveniently avoids doing anything that's actually Christian.
5. Bush high interest in warfare - great prep for Armageddon, don't you know.

Can you add to the list of similarities between Bush and the Anti-Christ to give the freeper fundies a little heartburn?

[Blue_In_AK]

1. I would go along with this EXCEPT

I thought the Antichrist was supposed to be extremely attractive. :evilgrin:

[FormerRepublican]

3. Heh. That definately leaves Bush out of the mix.

Bush? Attractive? :rofl: The man makes me want to hurl...

[Freedom_from_Chains]

13. True, but are we talking attractive in a physicall sense,

or are we talking attrctive in the sense of what he proposes to bring to his devoted followers?

[FormerRepublican]

15. And what has he brought his followers besides hot air?

:shrug:

[Freedom_from_Chains]

23. The feeling of being important, which they have never had. EOM

[CatholicEdHead]

17. Where's that 2004 pic of that glass eyed woman at the BC04 rally?

I would say she finds him more than attractive.

[DUgosh]

2. Sound like you are describing the

False Prophet, different guy than anti-christ but still evil.

[FormerRepublican]

6. LOL! You've discovered that I couldn't infiltrate the freeper fundies.

Can't speak the lingo - you ken?

But honestly, doesn't Bush just remind you of all those horror stories about the evil anti-Christ, just a little?

[tocqueville]

4. Google "Bush antichrist" or "Bush 666" and you'll find...

plenty of religious and "scientific" "proofs" that he is indeed The AntiChrist.

[pretzel4gore]

5. illegal abortion in texas, sister of an fbi agent

whose career was less of an obstacle course as a result of just going along with robin lowman's abortion at age 15, in violently ant-abortion texas circa 1973.....the skylls and bones membership had to spend night in a coffin, and maybe that indicates a satanic link(?)

[FormerRepublican]

7. Oooh, good Bush dirt. I hadn't heard the abortion dirt. What's that all

...about?

[pretzel4gore]

16. so much available!

you could buy james hatfield's 'fortunate son' for a good leg up on the bushpunk's doings (btw hatfield committed 'suicide' when his book came out, supposedly certain references to coke use and possible trafficing arrest etc spooked the busheviks, who went after him so relentlessly he figgered he kill himself to save his child. the point is that 'fortunate son' was, if anything, too sympathetic to bush, imo, if anything!) or you could simply do a search here....harken oil, arbustus, arlington texas, james bath, bin laden, margie schoedinger, who also committed suicide shortly after filing abduction and rape charges againt junior bush
:http://www.crooksandliars.com/categories/mikeSBlogRoundup/2005/04/06.html
we must be careful, because the nazipoohs know the 'judo' trick when for dealing with opponents: when they push, you pull, when the pull, you push. This means the record, using google or whatever, undoubtedly has misinfo planted to expose any accuser if/when they become too effective as an accuser-sometrhing like this happened to dan rather and cbs, though both were roleplaying, i suspect- and there is alot of stuff about bush that requires proof beyond official record (bush had his tx drivers licence number changed when his run for wh was planned, it is only time in tx history a dr. lic. number was just changed-tx dr. lic contain felony arrest convictions, so bush had to delete it, i guess)

[Initech]

8. Doesnt the Bible talk a lot about false prophets?

And wouldnt Bush fit perfectly under that category?

[Freedom_from_Chains]

12. I think the false prophets

would better fit Jerry Falwell and Pat Robinson and the like better than Bush, leaving George still open to be the Anti-Christ.

[Initech]

24. Ah, of course.

The "false prophets" could be Robertson, Falwell, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and anyone of those assholes who claims to be "Christian".

[Warpy]

9. Oh, just keep pointing out how UNCHRISTIAN he's been in office

They'll do the rest. They've read all those words in red. They know what Jesus said to do about the poor, the sick, the despised. They know Stupid does the opposite. Just rub their noses in it a little and walk away.

[tocqueville]

10. George = 6 letters, Walker = 6, Bush Jr = 6 = 666 !!!!!!

isn't that proof enough ?

[FormerRepublican]

11. Here's a nice web site outlining all the "coincidences" between Bush...

...and the Anti-Christ. Some jewels:

"The Beast and His Brain: One of the mysteries of Revelation has been the identity and connection of a second beast who rescues the antichrist and serves as his prophet. Rev 13:12 "He exercised all the authority of the first beast on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast." Carl Rove rescued bush from political death after his defeat in a Congressional race, and since 1993 he has served as the brains and the cleverness of the antichrist. There is even a new best-selling book by that title "Bush's Brain". No mere presidential advisor has ever held so much power. He is often referred to as 'President Rove', and even other people within the bush regime worry about his growing influence and power. Every decision bush makes is calculated and spun by Rove for political effect, with absolutely no regard for the truth. A true prophet divines the will of God in order to help lead a nation in the path of truth and righteousness. But a false prophet like Rove can predict the moods and weaknesses of the people in order to manipulate public opinion and start wars under false pretenses in order to advance his evil agenda."

Any web site that claim both Bush and Rove are "beasts" can't be all bad, right?

"Unfortunately, Bush already seems to have fooled a lot of people into believing he really is God. One man in Florida recently said, "this is the first time I felt God was in the White House." There is even a website dedicated to his worship called "BUSH IS LORD". How's that for an abomination?!"

http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

:rofl:

[Blackthorn]

14. And we was convieniently "elected" in the year 2000.

Nostradamus makes mention of something like that. It's been a while since I've read the Centuries.

[rustydog]

18. I read somewhere that Pope John Paul believed

he would be battlling the Anti-christ and he thought that was GW Bush.

[FormerRepublican]

19. Maybe he was right.

:tinfoilhat:

[sheelz]

20. It's the toss of the football they're looking for.

:nuke:

[Hubert Flottz]

21. It's Bill Frist!

God Told Me! Loudly and Clearly he told me! That's right he came to me in a dream and he looked just like WC Fields only much larger with a huge red nose like fire and brimstones and stuff and he talked just like WC Fields too, only much, much, louder. God Almighty told me that Bush was just a normal, common, demon like Cheney, but that if Bill Frist gets s-elected in 2008, the shit will REALLY hit the fan! Maybe it was just the three Tombstone Pizzas and the quart of cheap Vodka I had before I laid down to take my nap, but when I woke up, my dog wouldn't even talk to me. He acted all scared and he'd shat in the floor over by the stereo, so I think that he must have sensed something strange and scary about the dream too. Animals do that kind of thing you know.

Anyway, God swore up and down, that it was going to come to a final showdown, betwixt Good and EVIL! I emphasized the word evil, because God emphasized the same word, as he revealed these ghastly secrets to me. He said if the Good...and he described the good as a lady who lives in New York, with the initials HC, didn't defeat the Anti-Christ, whom he described as Senator Bill Frist, "killer of cats and healer of none," that the whole entire world, would be in one giant world of crap! God Almighty used the words "QUACK" and "QUACKERY," several times in his many references to the Anti-Christ.(Frist) God repeated this very phrase many times over, as he spoke to me at length, in my extended dream..."Ahhhh Yeeees...The Man is truly a fairly Dangerous and EVIL QUAAAACK!"

I ask God if he was talking to the right person, because I'm an unrepentant drunken sinner and hell raiser, and he said that I was a fine feller, compared to Jerry and Pat! You could have knocked me over with a feather when God said that! It was along about that time that the trash truck came next door to empty the big dumpster at the church and woke me up. All I could think of when I first became wide awake, was MAN...it sure does smell just like freakin' dog shit in here! Then I jumped up and stepped right in a big hot pile of it beside the damned stereo. Damn I was Pissed and I started cussing and hollering at the dog and then I remembered my dream and I got a shit pain myself.

Well that's about it, as well as I can remember!

[FormerRepublican]

22. LOL! Good post.

(Unless you weren't able to get your meds under the new Medicare plan, in which case... Well, you know.)

:rofl: