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Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 09:47 PM by TheWraith
That's an absolutely great scene, one of my favorites. Bartlet is making brief remarks to a standing crowd at a White House reception for talk radio hosts, but is distracted when he sees this woman sitting at one of the tables.
BARTLET I'm sorry, um... you're Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right?
JENNA JACOBS Yes, sir.
BARTLET It's good to have you here.
JENNA JACOBS Thank you.
BARTLET The awesome impact of the airwaves and how that translates into the furthering of our national discussions but obviously also how it can... how it can... (He sighs, and addresses Jenna Jacobs again.)
BARTLET Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?
JENNA JACOBS Ph.D.
BARTLET A Ph.D.?
JENNA JACOBS Yes, sir.
BARTLET In Psychology?
JENNA JACOBS No sir.
BARTLET Theology?
JENNA JACOBS No.
BARTLET Social work?
JENNA JACOBS I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
BARTLET I'm asking, 'cause on your show, people call in for advice and you go by the name of Dr. Jacobs on your show. And I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that, and assumed you had advanced training in Psychology, Theology, or health care.
JENNA JACOBS I don't believe they are confused, no sir.
BARTLET Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
JENNA JACOBS I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
BARTLET Yes, it does. Leviticus.
JENNA JACOBS 18:22.
BARTLET Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. (small chuckles from the guests) She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, and always clears the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff, LeoO McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath, Exodus 35:2, clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes us unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?
(Jenna Jacobs fidgets uncomfortably.)
BARTLET Think about those questions, would you? One last thing, while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tightass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
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In my defense, when I said that the first season was rough at times, I mostly meant that there were a few episodes which weren't as polished as the rest.
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