F the Easter Bunny!

[LuCifer]

Anyone care to join me while I :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
Totally utterly RETARDED this is! War On Easter, you Fux Nukes scum need a black to the face! I can't crack my Sirius with the Stern repeat LOUD enough to drown out my dad blasting this Fux crap! But then again, sometimes I need something to help me :puke: in case I didn't cook my food enough. What next? I'm surprised there wasn't talk of a "war on St. Patrick's Day"!!!!!!! :crazy:

Lu

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. There's a war on Easter? I haven't seen one. (However, I think we can

keep the Easter bunny. Bunnies are cute and bunnies that deliver chocolate are priceless! :P)

[rhino47]

4. Easter bunny.Just another liberal give away program.

Its an evil left wing conspiracy.They want to undermine the teeth of kids everywhere.

[northzax]

11. it's the rotfang conspiracy

do you never read The Quibbler?

[ClusterFreak]

2. I hate to be the one to tell you....but I've heard rumblings of a war on..

...Arbor Day and Groundhog Day too!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.;-) :hide:

Try not to let the O'Lielly bullshit get to you too much....just think about things like...falafels....and remember that 60 percent of what he says is crap....or, as Franken quite correctly pointed out the other night on Letterman...it's actually 100 percent!!

Have a good day!:hi:

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Well, what do you think the bunnies were originally symbolizing?

Hint: It's wasn't Jesus.

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. It's not a War on Easter...It's a

War On Chocolate Easter Bunnies!

[carboncat]

6. Bunnies are just long-eared cats...

...that don't use a catbox (and they eat more vegetables!):D

[texastoast]

8. Hi there, carboncat

Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Rainscents]

10. Mine use Catbox!

;)

[mondo joe]

13. Ew no. They are just cute fluffy rats!

Not cats at all!

[newyawker99]

17. Hi carboncat!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Touchdown]

7. Hey uh' Doc. What's yer problem with rabbits?

[ClusterFreak]

14. Bugs Bunny screen grab!!!!

Loves it!!

[JeffR]

9. Let he who is without floppy ears cast the first stone

"Then Jesus said to them: Fear not. Go, tell my brethren that they go into Galilee. There they shall see me. And we shall have a great big Easter egg hunt, and shall have also bunnies, that we may celebrate a long weekend, and maybe get in a round or two of golf."

In a related story, liberals have launched a new air offensive against Shrove Tuesday.

[shenmue]

12. Oh, trust me...

they'll get to the "War on St. Pat's" next year.

And what's a black to the face?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

15. They better watch out with what they say about the Easter Bunny

He's tired of their crap too.

[gatorboy]

18. Hmmmm. This looks like a job for The Holy Hand Grenade...

eom

[TallahasseeGrannie]

16. Now you've gone and pissed him off

and he won't come to your house for Easter. Oh.. well, he probably wasn't coming anyway, you know.

[TrogL]

19. Not sure if I want to

I realize a rabbit laying eggs is bad enough (and we'll ignore for the moment the colour choices) but I'd really like to know the expectations of progeny before I'm willing to do a sperm donation.

[cynatnite]

20. Hey, you missed the war on St. Patricks...

Nobody will ever have to wear green again on that day. :)

[Buck Rabbit]

21. Kiss my fuzzy tail, Elmer.

[Disturbed]

22. HAHA