Can someone help me counter this anti Bill Clinton email?

[romantico]

My Dad's girlfriend's son is a pretty nice guy who sends me daily emails. I know his politics (Republican) & we pretty much stay clear from politics in emails. Most his emails are puctures of him & the family or just jokes or light reading material. I know he knows my politics because his mom (My dad's girlfriend) & I often get into heated arguments.I sort of find it racist (maybe I'm being too criticial)But this is clearly a dig at my favorite Presidents & I believe he knows it. Usually he send them out to everyone but this email was just addressed to me. So, heres what I got from him today.

SUBJECT: "Yes Bill is all that"

I think you will enjoy this. It doesn't matter what party you are, this is absoulutely hilarious. This comes from a black comedian on a Canadian TV show.

'Yep, thats right' I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as a President!

1.) He played the sax
2.) He smoked weed
3.) He had his way with ugly white women

Even now? Look at him...his wife works & he dont! He gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturer's announced today they will be stocking America's shelves this week with 'Clinton Soup' in honor of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler corporation is adding a new car to its line up to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foregin affairs Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one.

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton 'Walking Eagle' because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, & wisdon.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, & Moe.

Clinton revised the judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth" 'As I knwo it', the whole truth 'As I believe it to be', & nothing but 'what I think you need to know'.

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bush's.

Well, whatever your opinion on him...He's always good for a few laughs.


I really want to counter this email with an anti Bush one. ANy ideas? I am pissed!

[NYCGirl]

1. It's one-liners. How do you counter it? NT

[NoPasaran]

2. Clinton

I don't which sucked worse: the eight years of peace or the eight years of prosperity. Thank god that W put a rapid end to both!

[JuniperLea]

6. Thanks for the laugh!

So true.

[calmblueocean]

20. Nice comeback!

I love it.

[JuniperLea]

3. People are wasting their time worrying about Clinton

When every hour that passes marks the end of a life... a death caused by George W. Bush in order to make his crony buds richer.

I'd take the worst of Clinton any day.

[northzax]

4. right, a black canadian

sure. whatever.

[shenmue]

5. "Someone else is president now...

you lame-ass moron."

[Catherine Vincent]

7. That's racist against black men.

And how do we know this came from a black comedian on a Canadian show?

[Cassandra]

8. Republican jokes are so lame.

Bush has wisdon, Clinton prefers wisdom.
Bush soup would be handed out to the poor and would consist of empty cans. Deposit required.

[leftstreet]

9. Don't take the bait

If you suspect he knows the email will annoy you, don't buckle to his bullying.

Search google and find a funny Clinton joke.
Paste it in your reply, followed by a rofl smiley.

He'll be thrown off by your response, and probably won't send stuff like that again.

[meegbear]

10. Nothing in snopes ...

but as snopes would say, if the original poster credits it to "a black comedian on a Canadian TV show", a not a given person(s), it's crap.

[Ioo]

This one is Easy....

Dear Girlfriends Dad,

You should spend more time looking at what the CURRENT administration is doing rather than digging up a 5 year old jokes that were not that funny the first time they went around. At this point, Clinton is a saint, Who can argue with peace and presperity for ALL, not just some.

What you are doing is fiddeling while Rome burns, defend your current boy, or move on.

Signed,

Dude boneing your little girl.

[romantico]

13. Well, I have to be smart about this

Ignoring this may be the right thing to do. However, I'm just not that disciplined. I can't resist. I am SO TIRED of these Repukes & these little digs at Clinton & liberals. I have SO MUCH to say against Bush that CAN NOT be argued I want to make him sorry he sent it to me. I want him to know I will counter EVERY anti liberal email he sends until the boy learns!So, thats where I am. GREAT suggestions by the way! I know I'll use some! Thanks all!

[Ioo]

18. Okay them how is this....

SUBJECT: "Yes Bush is all that"

I think you will enjoy this. It doesn't matter what party you are, this is absoulutely hilarious. This comes from a black comedian on a Canadian TV show.

'Yep, thats right' I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as a President!

1.) He played the nothing, far to dumb to read music
2.) He smoked weed, and did more coke than Sean Pen, Oh he is also an Acholic.
3.) He had his way with ugly white women

Even now? Look at him...his wife works & he dont! He gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturer's announced today they will be stocking America's shelves this week with 'Bush Soup' in honor of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a dead American Soldiers and Indian Mangos.

Chrysler corporation is adding a new car to its line up to honor George Bush. The Dodge AWOL will be outsourced like the rest of America.

When asked what he thought about foregin affairs Bush replied, Foregin, soon we will be at war with it.

American Indians nicknamed George Bush 'Walking Eagle' because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Bush lacked only three things to become America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, & wisdon.

Bush was doing the work of three men: The Devel, Satan, and Beelsebub.

Bush revised the judicial oath: "I WILL NOT tell the truth" 'As I knwo it', the whole truth 'As I believe it to be', & nothing but 'what I think you need to know'.

Bush will be recorded in history as the only President to Distroy America for ever, and sholder each and every man woman and child with $30,000 in debt.

Well, whatever your opinion on him...He's always good for a few laughs.


I really want to counter this email with an anti Bush one. ANy ideas? I am pissed!

[deutsey]

11. "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Over"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784

This doesn't generate the laughs it did when I first read it...wonder why? :eyes:

[Dogmudgeon]

12. Where is your sense of humo(u)r?

"Can't you libbruls take a joke? Why, I'm just a South Park Republican! Bwa-ha!"

Some simple responses:

1. Replace "Clinton" with "Bush" and send it back to him. After all, he probably did that himself, replacing "Bush" with "Clinton".

2. Excerpt the racist part in the beginning and ask him when he decided to join the Klan.

3. Tell him, "It's time to let go. Bush has been in office for five years now. Remember Bush? 'The adults are in charge' and 'We'll bring Bin Laden in dead or alive' and 'Saddam has nucular bombs' ... ?"

4. Say, "There are some good decade-old jokes in there. And I really miss Clinton and the sorry state of peace, prosperity, and prestige America suffered from when he was our President."

5. Tell him, "Is this you being a Sore Winnerman, or just a little ironic "buyers' remorse"?"

6. Send him some graphics of the economic stats -- like the deficits under the successive presidents from Nixon to today.

7. Tell him, "Hey, that reminds me, we ought to find someone to give Bush a blow job so we can impeach his sorry ass already!"

When you calm down, you'll find the exact thing you want to say.

--p!

[dogday]

14. What is really funny is replace Bush with Clinton

and you have so much truth and laughter :rofl:

[Ron Mexico]

15. Why not just Google "bush jokes" and respond with an e-mail

ten times longer than his, if you absolutely insist on responding at all?

Besides, most of those jokes suck, although I must grudgingly admit the Dodge Drafter got me to giggle. Good thing for your black Canadian that Bush did nothing to avoid tough service, though.

[Richardo]

16. Why even respond to that racist crap.

If you do, just 'Reply All' and say how disappointed you are in them.

[sui generis]

17. Ronald Reagan Jokes - go for it. It'll probably make 'em cry.

tell them to take you off their list - and by the way, Bill Clinton? How precious - ask them how old they are. Tell them it's not appropriate for children to be making political jokes that are nearly two terms out of date.

Look up Ronald Reagan jokes - that'll really make their head spin and there are like, brazillians of them.

[romantico]

22. I feel I have way more material with Bush

Problem is, Where do I start?

Clinton travels abroad & is treated like a rock star with royality. Bush can't leave the WHite Hosue without being greeted with thousands protesting.

Clinton is loved worldwide & is looked as being the greatest ploitican of our time, Bush will be remembered as being the WORST President of our time (Many Republicans have said this)

Corruption is the Clinton White House? Uh, have you been watching news other than Faux? Abramoff scandals, Bush illegally wire tapping, taking away our civil rights & disguising it with 'Patrtiot act', Tom DeLay scandal? Ralph Reed scandal? Karl Rove/Scooter Libby sell out our own CIAN agent as payback (This act alone is UNAMERICAN!) Lying to go to war?Killing thosuands of innocent iraqi's?Misleading the AMerican People? Turning your back on global warming.Awarding multi million dollar contracts to friends at Haliburton? Political paybacks for large donations to unqualified friends (Michael Brown former head of FEMA?)Ignoring the people of NEw Orleans & continued vacationing while Katrina, our worst hurrican hit the coast? Continued to hide in a school room filled with childrenreading 'My Pet Goat' while the country was under attack? Taking a month long vacation after having the job 6 months only to be attacked on 911 (Um, don't most people have to work a year to get a one week paid vacation?I guess if your a spoiled rich boy who goes AWOL & has his daddy get you everything you get a month for every 6 months you work)

This is just a warm up? What am I missing? But no wait, lets find fault with Clinton. Yeah, he's so much worse? (Sarcasm off)

[calmblueocean]

19. Ask him what the weather's like in 1996, and if you can join him there.

Because the worst year of Clinton is better than the best year of Bush. Ask if he'll deny that!

[Hippo_Tron]

21. When Clinton lied, nobody died