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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 05:51 AM
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Now they vant to change der National Anthem, und I agree!
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 06:34 AM by Hubert Flottz
In G W's Face

When G W says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face
Not to love Der Chimp is a great disgrace
So we HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face

When Herr Karl says, "We own der world und space"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Herr Karl's face
When Herr Rumbo says they'll never bomb this place
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Herr Rumbo's face

Are we not the neocon
Aryan pure neocon
Ja we ist der neocon
Super-duper neocon

Ist this Repub land not good?
Would you leave it if you could?
Ja this Repub land is good!
Vee would leave it if we could

We bring the world to order
Heil Dumbya's New World Order
Everyone of foreign race will love G W's face
When we bring to der world disorder

When G W says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face
When G W says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face


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NVMojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 05:52 AM
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1. how appropropo or whatever
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darkmaestro019 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 05:57 AM
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2. ha. i can't read it without hearing like, Das Ich or And One doing it...
stompy industrial percussion behind it. lol.......
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 05:58 AM
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3. If you have a tune that you are sure would be more apropos...
then by all means have at it. Our country has done a 180 since 2000, so if our Constitution is "Quaint" and our Laws are all "Quaint", then so bye-damned is the old National Anthem "Quaint!"

We need to get busy remaking America to suit George Bush, because he's all that REALLY matters, to George Bush!

Yes he is a superman, if you don't believe me, just ask him!
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 09:38 AM
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16. "My Hometown" by Bruce Springsteen should the new US
national anthem. It's so fitting for these times.


Betcha the Republicans would be in favor of "Don't Worry, Be Happy."
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anitar1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:11 PM
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29. I remember singing along with Spike Jones and his City Slickers
during WW11. I loved "Right in Der Fuhrers Face." Great song.Good choice.
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:04 AM
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4. I have an old Spike Jones 78 of this WW2 tune.
Yes, some of us are still around!!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:19 AM
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7. Ve Have Our Own Little Vays Of Making You Remember!
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:52 AM
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12. Here's a link to the Disney short
that Spike Jones got the song from. I think you need flash player to play it. It did work for me when I tried it though. But it was a bit jumpy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTYIqw41YPE
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:59 AM
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13. What is the name of the track on your 78 ?
I've got a bundle of Spike's CDs and I'm hoping it's on one of them.

Yes - it's an age thing !
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:31 AM
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18. It's on the CD "Spike Jones Greatest Hits" RCA 67814
I still have the old RCA VIctor 78 somewhere ("Der Fuhrer's Face"). What's incredible is that 78s in the 40s cost 89 cents - that was alot of money for a record that if you were not careful would be cracked before you ever got home with it.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:44 AM
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19. Thanks so much for that
I found it on the set of 4 cds which over here are published by Proper Records.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:26 PM
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27. Ja, ja, das kann ich mich erinneren.
I deidn't remember it was Spike Jones, but I remember the song.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:06 AM
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5. To the tune of
one of Richard Wagner's hot little numbers no doubt.

Dick, where did I put my jack boots ?

Jerkoff, from now on it's Fatherland.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:16 AM
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6. Der Department Of Vaterland Security Is Vaching You!
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:26 AM
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8. I'm a traditionalist. I want Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Land,
This Land Is My Land".
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:29 AM
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9. That goes along with the "Ownership" propaganda Bush has
been talking about! Better hide your golden teeth!
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:47 AM
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10. I believe that Woody was talking about true democracy with
everyone having a fair shot at happiness and security against their government.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:07 AM
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11. Woody would be as sad as you and I are about the nazificarion
of America, by Bush and his gang of corporate thugs and muggers!
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:21 AM
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14. Please give the Spike Jones band credit for your plagiarism.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 09:36 AM
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15. It's NOT plagiarism...
It's PARODY. See: Weird Al Jankovich
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 04:46 PM
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17. They can't take a joke!
But they can vote for one over and over!
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 04:32 AM
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20. Or even Sid Vicious
with his parody of My Way.

For George the words would be changed further to "I did that and f*cked Iraq, I did it my way"
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 04:44 AM
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21. Bushland, Bushland, Über Alles...
Everything is gesundheit and verboten!!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 05:34 AM
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22. Doucheland Doucheland Über Alles
Because a crew of partisan Douchebags on the Supreme Court, elected the Ersatz Fuhrer 4 to five. The filthy five took the law into their own hands and perverted the entire justice system when they grabbed the prize from Al Gore, the ELECTED PRESIDENT! Every SCOTUS member who took part in that trashing of our votes, should be impeached. After that flawed decision in Bush vs Gore the country had nowhere to go but straight to Hell!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:27 AM
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23. Vunderbar Vunderbar mein Von Hubertt
Herr Bushka est Kaput...Struddlesque, yah??
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:53 AM
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24. Jawohl...der Ersatz Furher ist nix goot...
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 06:56 AM by Hubert Flottz
A total piece of Shisa!

Edit...and that is the best I can say for the wimpy, wampy, wambly, bastid!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:23 AM
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25. Just Imagine Bush/Rove in lavender tutus.....ARGGGGHHHHHH
Total PUS ski
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:23 PM
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26. A guy that looks like KKKarl prolly don't get too much pouch!
And Bush prolly stays too drunk to get it up! Maybe that's why they're such nerds!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:08 PM
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28. Even the girls in those countries would turn down BJ's on Rove
EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:33 PM
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30. A girl would have to be into S&M to tackle KKKarl's ugly ass!
She'd have to have a serious grudge against her body and mind. Maybe that's why Jeff's Cannon made all those midnight trips to the White House basement! Instead of 'Play Misty For Me', I'll bet it was a case of, 'Play Monica For Me'! I'll bet if KKKarl's Blue Dress could talk some shit, it would be things that Larry Flynt would blush about! And I think Bush is into Goat Husbandry! I think that's why he can't stay away from the raunch "Ranch!" I think Dick Cheney would be more of an apliantoligist. I think things like Toasters and Microwave ovens would turn his old flabby crank. I'll bet he and Rumbo have been plooking all the new Robutts, over at the top secret DoD "testing" grounds! You know they're every single one hopped up to the max on Bob Dole's date rape drugs!

Gawd is prolly really sick about now, because all of his foolish flokkkers voted for these ghoulish mo-fos...TWICE!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:50 PM
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31. Now, Ain't dat de TRUTH?
Gawd is Sick and Tired of the Pubs and have sent his angels to teach those ole dudes a lesson...Cruella Harris is a START
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 06:00 PM
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34. They all wanna' talk about the "Man From Galilee", but
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 06:04 PM
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35. They try to forget the dude from BAGHDAD! The Baghdaddy of
them ALL!



The Wizard of Whoopie...The Prince Of Puns...

How quickly they forget!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 12:19 PM
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38. Dats da guy, Dats da guy....the one with the Bad Bag
Bush got holes in his brain from abuse of substances unknown...but it ain't coffee das fer sure...
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:56 PM
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32. How about this?
(to the tune of 'The Colonel Bogey March'...the WWII version was 'Hitler has only got one ball')

George Bush has only got one ball
Rumsfeld has two but they're small
Condi hasn't got any
And Karl Rove has no balls at all
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:33 PM
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33. That's about the size of it!
Condi probably has more balls than the rest have put together! A bunch of lazy freeloading bluebloods! Living off of everyone else's misery! Like a bloodsucking leach!
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 06:06 PM
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36. Delete.
Edited on Thu Mar-30-06 06:08 PM by DanCa
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 06:11 PM
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37. ????????????????????
?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 12:19 PM
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39. Whad he say?? Whad he say?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 12:40 PM
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40. Hit and Run, I rectum!
Maybe went to write a tune about the Dicktater and the Dick! Miz Flottz is workin' me to death on this spring cleanin' Bushit! I'm ready to bail out and sneak off fishin'! Four letter words, like WORK, are the kinds of things Jerry and Pat rave and rant about being' EVIL, shit! I think that is one thing I can agree with them about! WORK SUCKS!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 01:05 PM
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41. Come help me out about this CarlSheeler dude...I smell a dino coming
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 01:06 PM by opihimoimoi
to DU to make mischief and spy on our ideas...

This is thew guy who wants to know what our PLATFORM is....and he is the one running mind you...WTF?

He never answers my questions...leading me to suspect a nefarious motive....

and he has help with a lot of freepers who pose as good guys...Moles and trolls they are...

I don't trust trhis dude....

GD Politics.....
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 01:28 PM
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42. Thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out...
I hadn't noticed CarlSheeler, but I will be on the look out. Freeper invasions always step up when the shrub is in bad twouble. Now the whole GOP is in deep Doo-Doo! They asked for every bit of this bushit! Now they's cryin' like little girleymen!

They make me wanna' :puke:
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