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[Kadie]

I won't resign! I won't! I won't! I won't! So There!

[Drum]

1. thinking: yup, the kidney stone is back

Drum's thought-balloon in response: stuff happens

[Cocoa]

2. you'll have to pry this podium out of my cold dead fingers

[jeff30997]

3. That's it.I'm impotent.

Even a ton of Viagra don't help.

[panader0]

4. "Damn! I just messed myself"

[Initech]

5. I am Satan. I am in charge of the United States military!

You will all bow before me!

[Sydnie]

6. Oh Sure, accept Andy's resignation the first time he submits it

but mine? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you make me stay until the bitter end ... and it will be bitter, mark my words.

(Didn't he say he tried to resign at least twice before?)

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

10. I thought so too

Bet they can't find anyone dumb enough to take that post now, hence Rumdum stays.

[El Supremo]

7. I don't know shit....

And those who know I don't know shit don't know any known shit to know about. You know?

[LiberalVoice]

8. "Scotty...Get me the hemorrhoid pads." nt

[specimenfred1984]

9. "Damn It, Only Killed 60 Civilians Today"

nt

[Rex]

11. "Nuclear weasels will replace the USS Miracle Whip

and instead it will be deployed to Uranus in the second stage of 'Operation Dumbo Drop'. Barney is my co-pilot!"

[cliss]

12. Rumsfailed:

"All right, that's it. Who took my preparation H?"

**Rumsfailed said 2 years ago that he stands up while working (re: the Abu Ghraib prison scandal). Now we know why.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. "Damn kids! Get off my bird flu profits!"

[Jacobin]

14. mmmmm, must get new vampire incisors

[0007]

15. I'd rather pass gas than a stone!

[NanceGreggs]

16. "There's things we know, things we don't know ...

... things we think we knew but didn't, things we ought to have known, things we might have known once but forgot, things that are kind of unknowable, things that we know are unknowable, things that we knew then that we don't know now ...

... and then there's ME - totally clueless about everything."

[Catfight]

17. They'll never recognize me without my swastika. nt

[AndyA]

18. "I'm going to get you, my little pretty. And that dog of yours, too..."