"For crying out CAPTIONS, Batman, Card's history!" A CAPTIONABLE moment

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Gee. I don't know if I can ask Bolten to close off my office for naps and snacks and video games and Duke marathons . . . Not like with ol' Andy. Geez."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. "Bolten? Isn't that the U.N. guy? I'm so confused."

[skip fox]

4. Josh Bolten, I had spelled it wrongly.

sorry

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. No, I was providing a caption.

I was pointing out how Dubya would confuse the two names. I didn't even see your spelling mistake.

:hi:

[skip fox]

8. It's great! Sorry I misread.

:)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. No problem!

:D

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Oh don't worry

Josh is already on his knees for the boss.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x781986

[liberal N proud]

3. bu$h isn't even in the room. He is looking at the Cherry Blossoms

outside the window

[skip fox]

7. Then, W. is "thinking": "Boy, I'd sure like to climb a tree or build a

fort, or put frogs in people's gas tanks, or bust girls's bubble gum bubbles, or something. Not like now. Work. Iraq. Work. Iraq. Work. Iraq. And nothing else. . . . Boy, those cherry blossoms are pirty."

[C_U_L8R]

9. There's a TV monitor offscreen

playing Barney to keep the Chimp occupied (and appear focused)

[DS1]

5. SHIT! Wrong Bolton!

/bush

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Yada, yada, yada. What's wrong with simple

words?, that's what I wanta know. Geez. It's "appointment" this and "insurrection" that. What's everybody trying to hide, huh?"

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Actually, I think Josh is a nice name. And he's got

those puffy squirrel cheeks, and when he purses his lips making a 'ch' sound, why . . . Gosh he reminds me of Chucky Smith when we were in third grade. Boy . . . that was great. . . . Before we got caught, that is."

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Yak, yak, yak. That's all I hear. Boy, I can't wait for

spring break! Jesus, we used ta down the suds till we were puking out our eyes! Used to screw the drywall in the motel. Used to eat live bait with a candle shoved up the behind. Boy, those were the days. I can't wait."

[BringEmOn]

14. ...an' I told him not to whisper in my ear when I'm readin' "A Pet Goat."

[skip fox]

15. W. is "thinking": "Only good thing about a new staff member is the

initiation. Otherwise it's a bore and you gotta tell them stuff and pretend you really care. But boy will we have fun tonight. We'll get him in the basement and cover him with Crisco, then stuff his mouth full of marbles and doggie poo, and then we get to watch him scooting around on his naked bum while trying to recite the oath backwards and being molested by Barney . . . Wow. But tomorrow it'll be the same old boring thing. Maybe I'm just getting jaded. (Sigh.)"

[skip fox]

16. W. is "thinking": "Why is it every body else gets to be Chief something

or another. 'Chief of staff.' 'Chief loan officer.' 'Chief mechanic.' Why can't I be a 'chief' too? 'Chief President.' Boy, that's got a great ring."