Ann Coulter criminal investigation initiated by P.B. elections supervisor

[El Fuego]

"Elections Officials to Query GOP Pundit" (Ann Coulter)
- The Palm Beach Post, March 29, 2006

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/celebrities/content/local_news/epaper/2006/03/29/m2a_jose_col_0329.html

(snip)

Palm Beach County's elections supervisor has given the right wing's unofficial mouthpiece 30 days to explain why she voted in the wrong precinct.

In a registered letter scheduled to be sent to her this week, Coulter is asked to "clarify certain information as to her legal residence," elections boss Arthur Anderson said.

"We want to give her a chance," Anderson said. "She needs to tell us where she really lives."

Or else? He could refer the case to State Attorney Barry Krischer for criminal charges, Anderson said.

(snip)

Lying on a voter's registration can cost up to $5,000 and five years behind bars.

The story so far:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=530258

[TahitiNut]

1. "She needs to tell us where she really lives."??

I'd think the stench and the slime trail would make it obvious. Does she not have a Driver's License? I'd really, really, really, really enjoy seeing news photos of Coulter being cuffed and take off to prison. (Be still, my heart.)

[El Fuego]

21. It will be a happy day!!!

:woohoo:

[Libby2]

2. Dang, we might have to build some new jails.

[eauclaireliberal]

3. "South Florida Parenting Magazine?"

The whole thing sounds like a really bad fart joke. Really.

[Brewman_Jax]

4. Possible felony conviction

nothing motivates a freeper like the possibility of prison. Cunningham just got 8 years, so her anorexic bony behind is hardly immune.

[zbdent]

13. The real question is

Men's or Women's prison?

Of course, (s)he would be sent to "camp cupcake" . . .

[Taguba]

5. "She needs to tell us where she really lives."...In Karl Roves Colon.

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Do other people get a chance to state where they live

if they vote in the wrong precinct? Why does Coulter get "a chance" to explain things? Why does it appear that Coulter is being given preferential treatment?

The irony here is that Coulter is known for her lying ways, and now officials want her to just tell them the truth...

[Roon]

7. I wanna see her wearing orange and in shackles

That would be sweet!!

[Jack from Charlotte]

15. I'd like to see her/him picking up paper along I-95. *

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[wordpix]

18. I'd like to see her asssets auctioned off to refill US Treasury

[11 Bravo]

8. Thanks a lot!

I've got to get up in front a group of 5th grade science students and teach a lesson on the states of matter in a few minutes, and I'm not sure my hard-on will be gone by then!

[shenmue]

9. She could go to jail?

:party: :toast: :bounce: :beer: :thumbsup: :loveya: :pals: :patriot:

[burythehatchet]

10. 5 years behind bars. What a heavenly thought.

I would visit her regularly and laugh my ass off.

[reality based]

11. Has she been disbarred yet?

[wordpix]

17. she should be. Sure sounds like a shady deal to me, using her realtor's

address. Wonder what that's about?

[Gothmog]

12. This is going to be fun to watch

As a lawyer, she knew that this was wrong.

[Cyrano]

14. My apology, El Fuego. I did the same post before I saw yours.

[El Fuego]

16. The important thing is that we get the story out there!

Everyone needs to know!

:)

[warrens]

19. Wonder which prison they'll send it to

Men's? Women's? Do they have one for "undetermined"?

[libnnc]

20. Fel-lo-neeeee

Beau-ti-ful.

:toast: